Season 5 Episode 12

No Place Like Home for The Holidays

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Dec 15, 1992 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Roseanne: (when Bev wants to drop the conversation where she insinuated she doesn't believe in God) No, we can't just drop this-- you think you're the only person that's been through stuff? I've been through stuff. But, ya know, but, I still believe in God, ya know-- I mean, I'd like to believe all the horrible, hideous crap that I have to wallow through every single day of my life, at some point, I will find out the MEANING to and the reason FOR, I mean, so I can be happy, you know what I mean? There just has to be a God. There IS! I swear to God there is a God! And, if there ain't, I've been screwed!!!
      Jackie: What are we talking about this, God and Heaven and everything?!? It's Christmas!!!