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Season 5 Episode 11

Of Ice and Men

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Dec 01, 1992 on ABC
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Episode Summary

Of Ice and Men
D.J. takes up hockey and Jackie and Fisher deal with relationship issues that result in a break up - sort of.

Who was the Episode MVP ?

    John Goodman

    John Goodman

    Dan Conner

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

    Sara Gilbert

    Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

    Michael Fishman

    Michael Fishman

    David Jacob "D.J." Conner

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Conner

    Debra D'Amato

    Debra D'Amato

    woman at game

    Guest Star

    Matt Roth

    Matt Roth


    Recurring Role

    Sandra Bernhard

    Sandra Bernhard

    Nancy Bartlett Thomas

    Recurring Role

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (12)

      • Jackie: By the time he's ready for kids, all my eggs will be dried up.

      • Roseanne: Well, Dan...I guess you were just so proud of your son ramming and slamming into people out there, that you just couldn't wait to celebrate by giving him his very first sip of beer!
        Dan: Had to. The hooker made him nervous.
        Jackie: Oh, c'mon, Roseanne! You gave me my first sip of beer!
        Roseanne: That was different. I was drunk!

      • DJ: Hey, Aunt Jackie! My knee is three different colors!
        Jackie: That's great, DJ! You must be really proud, Dan.

      • Fisher: How's DJ doin'?, I don't see him out there.
        Roseanne: Well, he's in his office.
        (The penalty box)

      • Darlene: Here ya go DJ, I brought ya some nachos, I'll bring a drink next penalty.(As he sits in the penalty box)

      • Jackie: If you can't support me, then stay out of it.
        Roseanne: Oh, right, you know that I can't stay out of it!

      • Fisher: Better keep Dan off of his feet.
        Roseanne: That won't be a problem, I'll just strap a pair of skates on him.

      • DJ: Mom, I'm gonna be a hockey player!
        Roseanne: Great, we'll save all that money on toothpaste!

      • Darlene: DJ's gonna play hockey? He can't even walk on land!

      • Dan: Why dont you call a friend?
        DJ: I don't have any friends.
        Dan: Well, what happened to all of the friends that you made playing soccer?
        DJ: They wanted to shave my head, and paint it black & white!

      • Dan: There's a lot of excitement here at the Lanford Arena as we enter the second period of the Otters' home opener. The goalie has just returned from the restroom, and the action is resuming. The Cinderella story of the evening continues to be young D.J. Conner, on the ice much to the surprise of his entire family! There's a breakaway! There's a breakaway! Young Conner moves towards the goal! He shoots! Oh! He forgot the puck!

      • Darlene: Say this guy's in front of you, and he's got the puck. What do you do?
        D.J.: Try to steal it from him.
        Darlene: No. You do this.
        [She hits a cracker hard with her fist, crushing it on the table.]
        Darlene: Any questions?

    • NOTES (1)

      • NOTE: The final scene showed the Conners watching the premiere of The Jackie Thomas Show. When repeated 30 Mar 92 (and in syndication) the scene was replaced with bloopers from this episode. The DVD also show the bloopers.

    • ALLUSIONS (1)