Roseanne Season 3 Episode 24

Nana Mary: I have to go right now.
Jackie: "Sex Talk Radio" is on in ten minutes.
Nana Mary: If I don't call, they worry.

Bonnie: We're out of coffee, I'll make some more.
Roseanne: Forget about it, this ain't work. If people want more coffee, they can make it themselves.
Bonnie: That's exactly what she says at the restaurant.

Crystal: I read that you should talk to the baby in the womb so he can get used to your voice, and he can even understand a little.
Roseanne (leaning toward Crystal's belly): Hey baby, back off the buffet!

Crystal: Can I bring anything out to the table? Chips or dip or something?
Roseanne: I don't want you to bring anything out to the table, Crystal.
Crystal: Now, Roseanne, just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I can't pitch in.
Roseanne: Crystal, it's because you eat everything before you get it out there!

(Nana Mary is on the phone with a radio call-in show)
Roseanne: What's the topic?
Nana Mary: Meat. This Ted from Toledo thinks it's mean to kill cows.
Roseanne: What does he want us to do, eat 'em alive?
Nana Mary: That's very good, I'm gonna use that.

Becky: What's all the fuss about Mother's Day? I don't remember us getting like a Kid's Day.
Dan: Someday, my precious angel, you too will be a parent, and then you will realize that every day is Kid's Day.

Nana Mary: You're never gonna believe it...Little Darlene has boobies!