Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders which results in a "no talking war" between Dan and Becky. Dan realizes that they can't have this go on forever and has a talk with Becky.
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas. While Dan and Roseanne are gone, Becky and Darlene have a party and the boy that asked out Becky instead of Darlene apologizes. Darlene accepts his apology. Dan and Roseanne do not end up going to their trip to Las Vegas due to bad weather and Roseanne does get back to her job a few hours late. When Roseanne arrives at the luncheonette, Leon tells Roseanne that the only thing she has to do to get her job back is to ask him, she does and she gets her job back.moreless
Becky is sick of Roseanne always butting into her life and runs away from home to live with Jackie. Jackie is against it at first - but once she realizes what a big help Becky is, she begins to be more comfortable with Becky there with her.
Bev pays a surprise visit to Roseanne's, and she tricks Jackie into coming over for a share of the torture. Jackie arrives, expecting movies and chocolate, but is instead greeted by Bev's voice. As their visit drags on, they take a walk down memory lane, and Roseanne is crushed to hear that Bev thought that Jackie always had more potential than the ordinary Roseanne.moreless
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
Roseanne is awakened by a moaning and sighing Dan, and wakes him up to demand to know what he is dreaming about. Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
Roseanne's PMS and Dan's birthday coincide on the same day. Dan would rather avoid it by going out fishing. Darlene tells Dan the lake is frozen but comes up with another excuse by saying that he is going bowling. His family insists on throwing a surprise party. So, he struggles through her hormones and mood changes, hoping to make it through to see another day.moreless
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job on the force. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne takes on a second job working in a coffee shop, leaving Dan in charge of the house. Jackie has to hold her back from interfering, when things that Dan does are unconventional, in Roseanne's book.
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" when she sees that Becky is getting more and more attention from the boys. Yet it is Darlene that is kissing, and having a boyfriend, to her mom's surprise.
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but when he needs the money back sooner than Arnie can repay, he has trouble asking family for a loan. Jackie steps in and offers to help, but Dan refuses time after time.
The family is on pins and needles when Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again, each member voicing their unwanted opinion to her one by one. As the clock ticks away, waiting five minutes for the test result seems like an eternity. Meanwhile Becky is growing impatient, waiting for Dan to give her a driving lesson.moreless
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