Roseanne - Season 7

Tuesday 9:00 PM on ABC Premiered Oct 18, 1988 In Season




Episode Guide

  • 5/24/95
    A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr Howell, Bev becomes Mrs Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Mary Ann, and Roseanne becomes Ginger, and then just the opposite.moreless
  • Couch Potatoes
    Episode 25
    Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine; The Conners have been selected to be a Nielsen Family; Jackie and Fred decide they've met the end of their Marriage.
  • 5/10/95
    Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast. After a lot of prodding, Darlene tells David how she really feels, and they reconcile.
  • 5/3/95
    Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around, while Roseanne enjoys the girl and her attitude. When D.J. starts to get into trouble at school over this relationship, Roseanne puts her foot down. Jackie and Fred see a Psychologist (Ellen Degeneres) to help resolve anger issues.moreless
  • Happy Trailers
    Episode 22
    Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.
  • Husbands and Wives
    Episode 21
    Dan and Roseanne enlist some help from DJ, to get Darlene to cut her own school allowance. After a seperation, Jackie finds a happiness on her own. Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.moreless
  • 3/1/95
    The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne, and she is flocked with advice and finger pointing good times as she remembers past episodes in her kitchen. Moms from 'Leave it to Beaver', The Wonder Years', The Jeffersons', and more blasts from the past join in on advising Roseanne on proper television etiquette.moreless
  • 3/1/95
    Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball; in the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.
  • 2/22/95
    In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
  • Lost Youth
    Episode 17
    Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.
  • Sisters
    Episode 16
    Fred tells Jackie to keep DJ away from their house for awhile, because he is getting on his nerves, Jackie is put in the middle of her two favorite people. Jackie decides to tell Roseanne that it was her idea, rather than cause a problem for her and Fred, causing a huge argument between the two sisters. Dan lies to both of his daughters to get them together for Roseanne's birthday celebration.moreless
  • Bed and Bored
    Episode 15
    Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, and has everyone at her beck and call, exhausting them. David gets a call from her doctor at the diner while covering a shift for her, and David realizes that she has not been put on bed rest as she has said. When David confronts her, Roseanne makes a deal with him to be quiet, David agrees against his better judgement. Jackie confronts Bev about being a terrible mother, and is surprised by the reaction.moreless
  • My Name is Bev
    Episode 14
    After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a mandatory court ordered AA meeting, where she decides that she is indeed an alcoholic. Later that day, there is a Superbowl party at Roseanne's and Jackie shows up with Bev unexpectedly. Roseanne instructs the house full of people not to drink the full keg that is there, because Bev might be tempted, and then she leaves. After all of Dan's friends leave except Fred & Jackie, Dan takes the party out into the garage, where the keg is, leaving Bev inside alone on the couch.moreless
  • Rear Window
    Episode 13
    The Conners get an eyeful from their elderly neighbors who enjoy being nudists. Pretty soon, they can't put their binoculars down, so they decide to ask them to put up a privacy hedge, or draw the curtains. After having them over for a discussion, the neighbors tell the Conners that they are sick people for watching, and decide to put the hedge up. Meanwhile, Mark is so concerned with David's interest in Becky, and the time that they spend together having coffee and talking, that he enlists the help of Darlene.moreless
  • The Parenting Trap
    Episode 12
    Dan is set to handle a problem that DJ is having in school, but doesn't know how to go about it. Mark steps up with an insight to the problem to save the day. Roseanne, finding out that the problem is puberty-related, decides to put her own personal "growing up" story into the mix, instead of letting Dan handle it on his own as promised. DJ runs from the room terrorized, and Roseanne was left with breaking her deal with Dan to let him deal with DJ without meddling.moreless
  • Maybe Baby
    Episode 11
    As Roseanne awaits the results from an amniocentisis, she is biting at everyone over their opinions, which she deems unimportant. Dan tries his best to fit into the resolution, and comfort a worried Roseanne, but things just keep going against him. DJ is the one that steps up to the plate and offers his assurance that no matter what happens with the test results, he will be there to help her. A celebration ensues after the doctor reveals a mistake in the test, but is short lived when another fight starts up.moreless
  • Thanksgiving '94
    Episode 10
    Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.
  • 11/16/94
    Roseanne is busy finishing up a costume for DJ's part in the school play, when he comes in and says that he quit the part. After he is asked why, DJ explains that the kissing of a black girl turns him away from the role. Roseanne and Dan are forced to look at their own feelings about race when several problems arise from DJ's decision.moreless
  • Punch and Jimmy
    Episode 8
    A surprise visit by Roseanne and Jackie to meet Jimmy reveals more than they expected, when they arrive at Darlene's apartment. Meanwhile, back at home, Dan is confronted with DJ getting bullied at school, and not knowing how to defend himself. He attempts to teach him to box, but ends up making him cry, and a frustrated DJ takes his anger out on an unexpecting David.moreless
  • Follow the Son
    Episode 7
    D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to discourage Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy. He acts like an old friend of Darlene's, who knows a little too much about her past, and lets Jimmy in on it. However, Jimmy takes Davids interest in their relationship as a personal interest in HIM. Darlene finds out about their side relationship, and puts her foot down.moreless
  • 10/26/94
    Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.
  • Sleeper
    Episode 5
    David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded, which irritates him to no end. After David admits to having had an erotic dream to Becky, she assumes that he is dreaming of her, which infuriates Mark. After Mark goes after David, it is revealed that the dream was about Mrs. Conner, NOT Becky, causing embarrassment to all.moreless
  • Girl Talk
    Episode 4
    After the women in Dan, Mark, and Fred's lives talk to them about their friend's sex lives (or lack of), the men feel uncomfortable with the new secrets that they hold. After a discussion opens up about their bedroom activities, they all spill the beans about each other's functions & disfunctions...and realize that they know too much & have gone too far.moreless
  • Snoop Davey Dave
    Episode 3
    In an effort to keep Darlene from returning to college and her new love life, david tells Roseanne that she is using drugs. After a confrontation, she admits to experimenting, and nothing more. That is enough for Roseanne to keep her home where she is under lock & key at all times. She must prove to her parents that she can be trusted, and that David is just a scorned ex.moreless
  • Two for One
    Episode 2
    When Jackie tells on Darlene for being at a motel in the middle of the day, Roseanne thinks that she has caught her and David lying about their sex life. Upon confronting them, secrets start to come to light about Darlene's new love life, that doesn't involve David, who says he is "o.k" with the arrangement. Darlene was at the motel, but with Jimmy, a new boyfriend that she met in college, shocking Roseanne and breaking David's heart.moreless
  • Nine is Enough
    Episode 1
    Dan is told to shave his arm pits to treat a cyst, and EVERYONE finds out his little secret, to his horror. Jackie and Fred have issues over the baby sharing their bed, when he has his own crib, prompting Jackie to take a stand....on over to Roseanne's. Mark & Becky are given the boot, and Roseanne reveals that it is NOT the flu that is making her sick...moreless