Roseanne

Season 5 Episode 9

Stand on Your Man

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    • (Watching a karate instructor break boards with his head)
      Roseanne: God, buy a saw.
      Karate Instructor: With a mouth like that, you need self defense.
      Roseanne: Normally I'd get offended at that, but I'd hate for the last thing I ever see to be his forehead coming at me.

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