Roseanne

Season 4 Episode 9

Stressed to Kill

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Nov 19, 1991 on ABC
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Stressed to Kill
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Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does working two jobs.

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    John Goodman

    John Goodman

    Dan Conner

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

    Sara Gilbert

    Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

    Michael Fishman

    Michael Fishman

    David Jacob "D.J." Conner

    Lecy Goranson

    Lecy Goranson

    Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Conner

    Stephen Lee

    Stephen Lee

    Barnie

    Guest Star

    Tony Edwards

    Tony Edwards

    Customer

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    Martin Mull

    Martin Mull

    Leon Carp

    Recurring Role

    Bonnie Sheridan

    Bonnie Sheridan

    Bonnie Watkins

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    • QUOTES (10)

      • Roseanne: GIVE ME MY PURSE!!
        Leon: Ladies, what's going on?
        Roseanne: Bonnie won't let me go to the bathroom!
        Bonnie: She has cigarettes in there!
        Leon: Okay! Okay! Roseanne, go to the bathroom. The purse stays here!
        Roseanne: Oh! Fine! ...I'll go get my coat. (Bonnie and Leon give chase)

      • Becky: So are you going to tell her?
        Darlene: No.
        Roseanne: What?
        Darlene: Nothing.
        Roseanne: Come on Darlene, if I have to go to court, I better get something dry cleaned.

      • Darlene: High school's just learning lies and telling lies.
        Roseanne: Really? Then how come you ain't getting any A's.

      • Roseanne: We do what we gotta do, Dan? If we didn't settle for less once in a while, me and you would be married to other people.

      • Roseanne: If I quit, I'll gain back all the weight I lost! You don't want that, do you?
        Dan: That's right, keep smoking. I like my women skinny and hawking up tar.

      • Roseanne: Man, I don't need cigarettes, my kids will kill me.

      • Roseanne: You did too order salami!
        Customer: No I didn't.
        Roseanne: Yes ya did.
        Customer: No...
        Roseanne: YES you did, then why'd you take a big ol' bite out of it?
        Bonnie: (on the phone) Oh, she's doing MUCH better Dan.
        Roseanne: Eat it or wear it.

      • Roseanne: Can I help you?
        Customer: Huh, yeah. Which is better, the tuna salad or the egg salad?
        Roseanne: Tuna salad... egg salad... chicken salad... turkey salad... shrimp salad. What difference does it make? It's all just different words for mayonnaise. Pick one.

      • DJ: You stink!
        Roseanne: I do not.
        DJ: You smell like smoke.
        Roseanne: Well, my hair was on fire.

      • Roseanne: Then I called Leon a big doodie-face and he sent me home.

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