Roseanne

Season 8 Episode 7

The Getaway, Almost

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Nov 14, 1995 on ABC

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    • Roseanne: (to the truck driver) HEY! HEY! So what, it's only the most perfectly shaped women for you, you big hairy, toothless, sweaty, cross-eyed HOOOOG!
      (Roseanne and Jackie crack up)
      Driver: HEY! HEY! HEY, SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!
      Jackie: (laughing) What's he doing?
      Roseanne: He's flippin' us off back! Man, he's---WOMEN RULE, DIRTBAAAG!
      (Jerry makes a noise; Jackie swears a number of times)
      Driver: HEY! There's a motel at the next exit!
      Roseanne: KISS MY FAT CHICK *****!
      Driver: If you can get your fat ***** out of the car!
      Roseanne: Say, stupid, your lane ends in 10 feet!
      Driver: I'll show you 10 feet!
      (Roseanne is suddenly shocked when he clips the pole as she looks on; Jackie sees it in the rearview mirror)
      Roseanne: Oh, my---oh my god, he clipped the utility pole.
      Jackie: (in a panic) Well, uh, do-do we stop and exchange names and numbers?
      Roseanne: (also in a panic) This is no time to try to get a date, Jackie! FLOOR IT!!!

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