Roseanne: (to the truck driver) HEY! HEY! So what, it's only the most perfectly shaped women for you, you big hairy, toothless, sweaty, cross-eyed HOOOOG!
(Roseanne and Jackie crack up)
Driver: HEY! HEY! HEY, SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!
Jackie: (laughing) What's he doing?
Roseanne: He's flippin' us off back! Man, he's---WOMEN RULE, DIRTBAAAG!
(Jerry makes a noise; Jackie swears a number of times)
Driver: HEY! There's a motel at the next exit!
Roseanne: KISS MY FAT CHICK *****!
Driver: If you can get your fat ***** out of the car!
Roseanne: Say, stupid, your lane ends in 10 feet!
Driver: I'll show you 10 feet!
(Roseanne is suddenly shocked when he clips the pole as she looks on; Jackie sees it in the rearview mirror)
Roseanne: Oh, my---oh my god, he clipped the utility pole.
Jackie: (in a panic) Well, uh, do-do we stop and exchange names and numbers?
Roseanne: (also in a panic) This is no time to try to get a date, Jackie! FLOOR IT!!!
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