As Dan and Roseanne's 15th wedding anniversary approaches, Rosanne decides that what she really wants for her anniversary is the honeymoon she never had. They argue about who could plan the more romantic honeymoon and decide that they would each plan a getaway and decide which was better. Dan returns from work the next day with a false sense of pride as he presents his idea of romance: a trip to a cabin out on a lake in the mountains. Jackie and Roseanne laugh at the idea of "camping" for a honeymoon and Dan challenges Roseanne to do better. She presents Dan with a brochure for a lovely beach hotel in Florida. Dan turns up his nose at the idea and the arguing continues.
Meanwhile, Becky troubled over the idea of dissecting a frog in Biology class and Darlene is slacking off on her paper route. As Becky decides to stand up for her beliefs and skip the dissection, Darlene is fired from her paper route. Jackie shows up and announces that since Dan and Roseanne can't agree on a honeymoon she's going to give them one. She say's she's booked a suite at Wizard World for the weekend for her and the kids, leaving Dan and Roseanne alone in the house together all weekend long.