Season 1 Episode 12

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Jan 24, 1989 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Roseanne: Those frogs are already dead when you cut them up.
      Becky: But if I didn't have to cut it up, mine wouldn't have to die.
      Jackie: Sounds like you got it figured out.
      Becky: Yeah but if I don't do it, it'll bring my A average down to a C.
      Roseanne: Well if you feel that strongly about something, don't do it (the dissection).
      Becky: Won't you be mad at me?
      Roseanne: The only way I'd be mad at you would be if you did something that you absolutely knew was wrong.