Roseanne

Season 1 Episode 18

The Slice of Life

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Mar 07, 1989 on ABC
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Becky is getting ready for a big slumber party, and Darlene is getting ready to pitch the big game. Darlene is extremely moody, and argues with Roseanne before slamming out of the house. After Roseanne gets a phone call that Darlene is under going emergency surgery, she becomes wrecked with guilt over the morning's fight.moreless

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    John Goodman

    John Goodman

    Dan Conner

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Jackie Harris

    Sara Gilbert

    Sara Gilbert

    Darlene Conner Healy

    Michael Fishman

    Michael Fishman

    David Jacob "D.J." Conner

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Conner

    Lecy Goranson

    Lecy Goranson

    Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy

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    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (8)

      • Roseanne: Darlene, when are you gonna stop being such a smart mouth?
        Darlene: Mmm...three weeks from next Tuesday.

      • Roseanne: I just asked one question and nobody can answer me. I asked, what's going on with my kid? That's not a stupid question, that's a question any person has a right to know. What's happening to my kid?
        Doctor: Mr. and Mrs. Connor, Darlene's just out of surgery.
        Roseanne: Is she allright?
        Doctor: She's fine.
        Roseanne: ...Then what am I yelling about?

      • (filling out hospital forms)
        Roseanne: I can't believe it, my kid's getting prepped for surgery and I'm here taking my SATs.

      • (As Darlene wakes up after her appendectomy)
        Dan: Does it hurt?
        Darlene(sleepily): I can't really feel anything.
        Roseanne: Can you feel this?(kisses her forehead)

      • Dan(about the operation): They probably do this twenty times a day.
        Roseanne: Not on our daughter.

      • Dan: Is that dangerous? I mean . . . is it dangerous?
        Dr. Bryce: I can't tell you NOT to worry. You'll do that anyway. I'm a parent too. There are dangers associated with any surgery, but I assure you this is not an uncommon procedure.

      • Jackie: (trying to comfort her sister) Roseanne, yelling at Darlene, it's like breathing! It's just an involuntary response!

      • Roseanne: That's Conner, C as in cat, O as in oaf, N as in nitwit, N as in Nimrod, E as in empty-headed, and R as in Target.

    • NOTES (1)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • Dan: What is your major malfunction!? Didn't your mommy and daddy give you enough love when you were growing up!?
        Dan was imitating Sergeant Hartman from the movie "Full Metal Jacket."

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