Roseanne

Season 7 Episode 2

Two for One

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Sep 28, 1994 on ABC
8.6
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When Jackie tells on Darlene for being at a motel in the middle of the day, Roseanne thinks that she has caught her and David lying about their sex life. Upon confronting them, secrets start to come to light about Darlene's new love life, that doesn't involve David, who says he is "o.k" with the arrangement. Darlene was at the motel, but with Jimmy, a new boyfriend that she met in college, shocking Roseanne and breaking David's heart.moreless

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  • David is upset about Darlene seeing another guy, and Dan is having doubts about the new baby that Roseanne is carrying.

    9.5
    This was a very well written episode, it didn't have any scenes that feel out of place, which I thought was happening a lot in the episodes around this time. The scenes involving David and Darlene were very powerful, and shows some great acting by Johnny Galecki, it's not often to see David be strong with Darlene, and it was a good scene.



    The scenes with Dan and Roseanne dealing with their doubts about the new baby were good too, although not really 'hilarious', they were good.



    One thing that caught my attention was some (most likely) accidental foreshadowing to Season 9, when Jackie and Dan are talking, and Jackie briefly accuses Dan of having an affair. Reminded me quite a bit of the Season 9 episode, "Say it Ain't So"



    However the highlight of the episode is the spoiled milk in the fridge, especially Dan's scene with it in the tag, I laughed so hard when Dan had a raging fit after drinking it, and then after rolling on the ground, still puts it back in the fridge. Great stuff!!moreless
  • Darlene breaks up with David in this episiode and Dan is have douts about the baby!!!

    8.5
    I liked this episiode. I didn't want Darlene to break up with David. I love David. He was the reason I watch Roseanne. It's funny that eventually Darlene wants him back in about a year. Roseanne got pretty mad a Dan for having his usual douts. That part wasn't as exciting as the part wiht Darlene and David.
John Goodman

John Goodman

Dan Conner

Laurie Metcalf

Laurie Metcalf

Jackie Harris

Sara Gilbert

Sara Gilbert

Darlene Conner Healy

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Conner

Michael Fishman

Michael Fishman

David Jacob "D.J." Conner

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  • TRIVIA (2)

    • In the opening scene, when Roseanne is in her nightgown, she walks over to the pantry and the tattoo on her right calf becomes visible. This is the first time one of her tattoos was shown in an episode.

    • In the opening scene, when David tells Roseanne that he and Darlene were playing Monopoly, David sits down. Before he sits down, his chair has a button missing, but when he gets up again it's there.

  • QUOTES (8)

    • (David has just learned about Darlene's new boyfriend Jimmy)
      David: How tall is he?
      Darlene: I don't know, average.
      David: Taller than me?
      Darlene: Average would be taller than you, yes.

    • Roseanne: I'm not going to reveal my sources, but suffice it to say that your car was seen parked outside the Green Lantern Motel yesterday afternoon.
      David: I was at the movies yesterday afternoon.
      Roseanne: Are you calling Jackie a liar?

    • (after Roseanne catches David sneaking up from the basement)
      David: Mrs. Connor, Darlene and I haven't had sex all summer.
      Roseanne: Well I wouldn't know about that being born only yesterday.

    • Roseanne: What were you doing?
      David: I was just down in the basement playing Monopoly with Darlene.
      Roseanne: Yeah right and I was up here doing sit-ups.

    • (Roseanne believes that David is telling the truth and that he and Darlene are not having sex)

      Roseanne: (Now thinking he lied) I can't believe this! We take you in and treat you like one of our own kids and then you go and treat us like you were one of our own kids!

    • Roseanne: (busting into the room where David & Darlene are) You two are TOO having sex!
      Darlene: Wow, you should've told me David, I would've put my book down first!

    • Jackie: When did you start letting David down to Darlene's room?
      Roseanne: When I found out they weren't having sex, and it's not like when Mom found out that we 'weren't' having sex, they really aren't.

    • Roseanne: You're meeting strange men in motels?
      Darlene: You got it all wrong. I meet them at the truck stop, then I take them to the motel.

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