Roseanne

Season 3 Episode 17

Valentine's Day

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Feb 12, 1991 on ABC
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Valentine's Day
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Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

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John Goodman

John Goodman

Dan Conner

Laurie Metcalf

Laurie Metcalf

Jackie Harris

Sara Gilbert

Sara Gilbert

Darlene Conner Healy

Michael Fishman

Michael Fishman

David Jacob "D.J." Conner

Lecy Goranson

Lecy Goranson

Rebecca "Becky" Conner Healy

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Conner

Gracie Harrison

Gracie Harrison

Jennifer

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Tristan Tait

Tristan Tait

Barry

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Judy Gold

Judy Gold

Amy

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Tom Arnold

Tom Arnold

Arnie Thomas

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Bonnie Sheridan

Bonnie Sheridan

Bonnie Watkins

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Martin Mull

Martin Mull

Leon Carp

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  • QUOTES (3)

    • Roseanne: (Reading a Valentine's Day card from Dan)
      Though this gift is not what you desired,
      the message is quite clear.
      If you need proof of how much I love you,
      Well heck Rosey, I'm still here!

    • (phone conversation)
      Barry: Hello. This is Barry Parker. Is this Darlene?
      Becky: Just a second Barry. I'll get her. (screams) DARLENE! HURRY!
      (Becky and Darlene begin to celebrate by screaming and jumping up and down)
      Darlene: Ok. I just became one of the girls I hate. Now give me the phone.

    • (Roseanne is sitting on the couch with Barry, and Darlene wants Roseanne to leave)
      Darlene: Hi...
      Roseanne: ..hi
      (Darlene begins to move her head back repeatedly indicating she wants Roseanne to leave)
      Roseanne: What's that Lassie? You say Timmy fell down a mine shaft?..up on big rock mountain?! Grandpas already up there waiting? I better get out there! (gets up to leave, and pats Darlene on the head) good girl!

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  • ALLUSIONS (1)

    • Roseanne: (to Darlene who has just signaled her to leave by making an overly-animated gesture with her head) What's that, Lassie? You say Timmy fell down the mine shaft?...Up on Big Rock Mountain? And, Grampa's already up there waiting? I'd better get out there! (gets up to leave and pats her on the head) Good girl!

      Roseanne is making an allusion to the perilous adventures of Timmy Martin and his dog, Lassie, in the dramatic 1960's television series, Lassie.

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