Joan : Hello I guess I'm a little early
Bev: I'm Beverly Harris.
Joan: I know
Bev: You must be Joan.
Joan: Yes we finally meet.
Bev: What a shame we don't have some sort of flavored coffee to celebrate this moment in our lives.
Joan: I understand how you feel about me
Bev: Do you?
Joan: Well I think I better go inside
Bev: Not yet I have waited a long time for this moment and you will not rob me of it.
Joan: All right go ahead.
Bev: I think you should be shot. I long for the days when we could brand someone like you with a Scarlett Letter leaving you a lonely miserable outcast and if you ever contract a incurable and very painful disease I will not be able to stop myself from dancing a jig of glee! Now that being said I would like to sell you my burial plot.
Joan: Are you serious?!
Bev: You love him so much you spend eternity next to the man
Bev: Hello dear we're chatting go away.
Roseanne: Mom do I have to remind you we can only afford 'one' coffin today.