Maria: Come on, I love your dad. You love your dad.
Liz: Yes, I do, I love him, but, like, in the normal father role. Which is like five minutes at a time just a few times a day. Not for an entire weekend with no TV.
Maria: Yeah. I've always found fathers grossly overrated myself.
Liz: And you know what? He has been getting so nosy lately. It's like he wants to know like every single detail of my life. He even asked me about Max and Michael and Isabel.
Maria: Mmm. No. That's why me and my mom have the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.