Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Season 2 Episode 5

Dan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Dick M.: I'm still trying to find out what I did last Saturday night.
Jo Anne: Uh, why don't you ask me?
Dick M.: All right, what did I do last Saturday night?
Jo Anne: How should I know, dummy?
Alan: We had you worried there, didn't we, folks?

Judy: Chris, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?
Chris: (rubbing his beard) No, but I'll bet it hurts.

Alan: Is Tiny Tim a boy or a girl?
Goldie: I don't think so.

Bobby: Wasn't it Raquel Welch who said, 'A place for everything and everything in its places?'

Gary: And now, here's a late word.
Goldie: Midnight.

Jo Anne: Bobby, why are jockeys so short?
Bobby: I don't know. I guess when you wear them, it's just hard to stand straight.

Judy: I'll always call England the mother country, whether the Queen takes the pill or not.

Kirk: I'm sharing a dressing room with one of the stars. Have you ever showered with a drelb?

Jo Anne: Politics doesn't bother me. On every proposition I just vote (sung)yes!!!!