The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate Award went to the general managers of Major League Baseball for not allowing anyone who had a beard, mustache or sideburns to play baseball.
Henry: If I hear any more about mental health, I think I'll go crazy.
Jack: How about after the show, you and I going out for dinner?
Goldie: Yeah, I don't see any harm in that.
Jack: Oh, I wish you could.
Chelsea: You know, my people aren't really fighting to be free. We're fighting to be paid.
George: You know, Zsa Zsa bet her bippy and lost, but I'm sure you all heard about that.
Shelley: You know, I bet my bippy and lost...twice?
Byron Gilliam appeared in the song that started Mod Mod World as well as one of the closing bits.
The short bits included Alan as Tarzan and Ruth as Jane, an operating room with Dan as the doctor as Jo Anne as the nurse, the girls as tooth fairies, Dave as the statue of Atlas, and ancient Rome with Alan as Caesar.