The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate Award went to the Departments of Motor Vehicles of various states for selling the names and addresses of people to mail order houses to send junk mail.
Henry: Do you know why it took Michalangelo so long to paint the Sistine Chapel?
Carol: I guess he had to give it two coats?
Byron: My wife is a magician. Yesterday she turned our car into a telephone pole.
Dan: Goldie, Thanksgiving's only a few weeks away. You gonna celebrate with a turkey?
Goldie: No, this year I thought we'd just spend it with our folks.
Byron: Some people think Lester Maddox's stand on school intergration will set Georgia back 100 years.
Judy: Yeah, from 1860 to 1760.
Judy: What would you say is the worst occupation in the world?
The short bits included Dick as a garbage man, Carol hosting a tea party for the girls, Henry as a weighlifter and the cast having fun on the golf course.
This episode is when they buried Sock-It-To-Me. Unfortunately, they managed to get Judy anyway.
Mentioned in the opening bit, Lester Maddox was the governor of Georgia from 1967-1971. He was known for his segregationist views, hence the joke about him.