Judy: Mr. Humperdinck, do you know the first eight bars of San Francisco?
Englebert: Let's see, it's Tiny's Tavern, Big Eddie's...
Judy: Oh, let's hear it folks, he's one of us!
Jack: That's the worst joke I've ever heard.
Zsa Zsa: If I become a cheerleader, I'll be Zsa Zsa Sis-boom-bah.
Jack: Correction, that's the worst joke I've ever heard.