The show started with Phyllis doing a Laugh-In Fable, then the cast clowning it up. After the intros, Phyllis did the cash register. When they came back, Phyllis introduced Dan and Dick as her husband Fang's second favorite team, the first being bourbon and water. Following were The Quickies, Uncle Al, Gen. Bull Wright, and several short bits. Then the news, which had Phyllis and the girls doing a ballet number. Then more short bits, the party, Phyllis leading an interprative dance class, several one-liners and several more short bits. Instead of the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate, Dan and Dick awarded the Wonderful World of Whoopee. Following were more short sketches, Mod Mod World about the truth, the good nights, the joke wall and the last short bits.