Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Season 3 Episode 15

Arte: Pam, my boy?
Pamela: What?
Dick: (laughing) 'Pam, my boy?'
Arte: Why not? It's in the script!

Goldie: (holding a candle burning at both ends) Mother was wrong!

Nancy: (during the party) This reminds me of New Year's Eve at home when Uncle Dino comes over. At 12:00, we ring out the old. And at 12:30, we wring out Uncle Dino.

Teresa: If the 70's are anything like the 60's, we won't be around to worry about the 80's.

Gary: Girls, if your measurements are 30-40-60, you can go to a masquerade party as an avocado.

Dan: Will you forget about Richard Burton?
Dick Well, I'm willing if Liz is.

Nancy: You know, Dan, my cousin is saving herself for her husband.
Dan: That's very nice, Nancy.
Nancy: Mmm-hmm. Well, he doesn't think so.
Dan: Oh?
Nancy: No. See, they've been married for ten years.