The show started with Jack trying to tell a joke about three steeplejacks, but Dan and Dick interrupted to tell him it was time for his lion tamer bit, then he was switched to a ballet number. After the intros, Jack introduced Dan and Dick as Rochester Rowan and Dennis Martin. Then Dick told Dan about his all girl's health club, followed by the party. Then Uncle Al tried to tell the story of Hansel and Gretel, The Quickies, Jack being rushed to a new bit, Jo Anne offering Johnny Carson a chance to win a trip, the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award, Jack as a Mountie, Jack tuning up, a poem from Henry, Ernestine calling the White House again, and the news, with the girls singing like James Cagney. Then Jack told a Laugh-In Fable, Mod Mod World about work, Jack with Scandanavian Story Time, Gen. Bull Wright, a quote from the Maharishi, the good nights, the joke wall, and Jack filling an extra minute with the steeplejack joke, but it took so long to set it up, they never got the punch line in.