Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In

Dan: Have you ever considered that racism is merely a pigment of your imagination?

Lily: Flying is not dangerous. Flying is not dangerous. Landing is dangerous.

Arte: Airlines keep telling us that flying is the safest way to travel. How much consideration have they given to walking?

Ringo: You can be certain that a man with a banana in his ear does not want you to notice his feet.

Ruth: I don't mind men who kiss and tell. I need all the advertising I can get.

Wally: I get mad enough, I can almost crush a grape.

Sheldon: I would like to knock off the whole Farkel Family.

Ringo: Dan, have you seen The Magic Christian? Dan: No, but I ran into a tricky Moslem last week.