The show started with several short bits, and the intros, with Gary doing it at the party. Ken had a brief conversation with the NBC censor(Arte), and Barbara had problems introducing Dan and Dick. Following that, Dan tried to tell Dick about Spiro Agnew watches, which led into The Quickies, which included Ernestine again telling the audience to give their mothers a ringy-dingy. Then, the first party segment, Lily talking to Tim Conway, more short bits, the second party segment, Lily as Susie Sorority, and the news, with Ken and Barbara singing the news theme to a soft-shoe routine. Next, Lily as Edith Ann, Ken telling Barbara about his new album, the third party segment, and the stand-up segment. Then, the fourth party segment, Ernestine calling Penn Central Railroad about an overdue phone bill, and the execution of King Henry VIII's fifth wife with Ken as Henry, Johnny as the executioner and Barbara as the executionee. Next up, an instant analysis, Dan and Ann as Clarence and Clara Voyant, America's most perceptive couple and the fifth party segment. Following was Mod Mod World about the funeral business. Next, Mervin the Magnificent, more short bits and the last party segment. Finally the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award, Ernestine calling the railroad again, the good nights, the joke wall, the last short bits, Ken with Wolfgang in the bush and Barbara saying good night to Spiro Agnew.