The short bits included Ruth as a fortune teller; the cast at a seance; Ruth as a witch being burned and Dennis as the villager burning her; a coffin being opened, the cast answering trick-or-treats at the door; Ruth as a protester holding a sign saying 'Repent-The End Is Near'; Dick as Dr. Frankenstein, Dennis as Igor, and Alan as the monster; Arte as a werewolf; the cast talking with Orson; Mervin the Magnificent opening the coffin; funny gravestones; and Dennis as a mortician.
Johnny: You know something? With my luck, I'll probably be reincarnated as a white man, right after we take over.
Orson: You want to hear something really frightening?
Orson: They're actually going to broadcast this.
Vincent: Hold it! I resent the whole thing! Laugh-In is giving horror a bad name!
Ann: Arte, what does a rabbit wear for good luck?
Arte: A St. Christopher's foot?
Gary: The best thing to do when you see a green monster is to thump him to see if he's ripe.
Johnny: Gee, Orson, how do you keep your shape?
Orson: Well, I watch what I eat. Every morning I have a cup of black coffee, an English muffin...and a half a whale.
Johnny: Would you like to adopt a son?
Orson: No, but the Shadow do.
Orson: Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Johnny: The Shadow do!
Vincent: I believe in reincarnation, and I have ever since I was a young frog.