The short bits included Judy getting married, Sid Caesar on the slave ship, Dick and the elevator and the girls(and Alan) doing the 'I-admire-you-very-much-and-want-to-shake-your-hand' bit with James Garner.
Alan: I had a great time...and a steady job! We're talking a good ten bucks right in the pocket!
Sonny: I got a ticket for a small traffic violation: I ran over a midget.
Pamela: That's nothing, Mr. Bono. I got a ticket for a moving violation, and we were parked at the time.
Judy: Male college students were burning their draft cards. Female students were burning their bras.
Ruth: And hippies were burning anything that would stay lit long enough to smoke it.
Dick: We were the first show in television history to have a live-in censor.
Ruth: They said it wouldn't last!
Goldie: And it didn't!