Dan: You still don't know anything about pills.
Dick: Well, I may not, but I have a friend who does.
Dick: Kermit. Why, he takes pep pills to get up in the morning. He takes, uh, tranquilizers to go to sleep at night. Every day of his life it's just pills, pills, pills.
Dan: Have they helped him?
Dick: No, he's pregnant.
(audience hoots and hollers)