Royal Canadian Air Farce
CBC (ended 2008)
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Celine Dion On Air Canada
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Celine Dion embraces her new position with Air Canada.
Martin & McLellan
Paul Martin debriefs Anne McLellan about his recent world travels.
Wine Gums Commercial
Love in parking lot can be dangerous.
A Canadian Moment
Air Farce donut shop gang talk about Celine Dion, Don Cherry for Greatest Canadian, cure for hockey withdrawal, new airport security equipment, Sheila Copps dinner theatre appearance, Halloween on Sunday controversy.
Parliamentary Asides: Ralph Goodale
MP Ralph Goodale surplus speech.
Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger address a very important issue Force Fed Geese and Ducks.
Newman & Harper
Stephen Harper's parliamentary mission - to serve and annoy.
Mastercard Sub
New Mastercard commercial targets Canada 's troubled submarines.
Not The Official Story With Alan Park
Alan Park talks about Paul Martin in Russia, Pit bull dog ban in Ontario, Canadian Electronic Spy Agency, US military personnel support Bush, Michael Moore, new portable MP3 player, fertility treatments and Montreal's 2-tier health care.
Parliamentary Asides: Ethel Blondin
Liberal MP Ethel Blondin is determined to make the Territories a vital economic asset to Canada.
A Rumsfeld Moment
An optimistic moment with Donald Rumsfeld.
Channel 10 Report
News anchors focus on over substance. Topics include Florida presidential voting concerns, eight out of ten countries support Kerry over Bush, Afghanistan have yet to finalized, gouging Flu Vaccine price in U.S., Mexico trying to stop Wal-Mart from opening a new store.
Dyer Report: Cormorant Helicopters
Gwynne Dyer, along with his son, Gwynne Jr. talk about recent Canadian military spending woes.
Parliamentary Asides: Carolyn Parrish
MP Carolyn Parrish feels Americans are idiots.
Martin Takes One For The Team
Paul Martin gets teed off with news about Jean Chretien's golf balls.
Liza Minelli and Liz Taylor
Liz and Liza report on Jim Carrey, Catherine Denueve in Montreal, Paris Hilton, new anti-Kerry film, Sarah Ferguson.
Parliamentary Asides: Ken Dryden
Ken Dryden goes on and on, as to why he decided to enter the world of politics.
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Season 16
- Ep 361December 5, 200812/5/08
Stephen Harper talks to an ordinary Canadian (who's wearing a Conservative campaign button) about why coalition governments are bad. Edith Wilkens from the Bank of Canada and Jerry the Bitter Clown give Canadians tips on how to deal with the uncertain economy. Shamwhoa commercial for the towel that can soak up anything. Nancy Wilson talks to Jim Flaherty and Celine Dion about the Parliamentary crisis. Salesclerks do some Christmas rapping. Nancy Wilson covers Jack Layton's address to the nation. Friday Night News reports on the Parliamentary crisis, Bell Canada's plan to privatize, rodeo being declared Alberta's official sport, the Gemini Awards, Plaxico Burress, and the world's oldest marijuana stash. Flashback: Seamus O'Toole and Rick Mercer walk around and rant about Canadian banks.moreless - Ep 360November 28, 200811/28/08
Canadians learn where the Vancouver Olympic Torch will be carried, but no one wants to carry it through a cold place. Sister Bessie talks about the opening of Parliament. Don Newman interviews Michael Ignatieff and Bob Rae. A grouchy mother deals with her hyper child at the Santa Claus parade. Friday Night News talks about a TTC service increase, the death of the Slinky co-founder, Girl Guide cookies with less trans fat, a dead elephant seal that washed up in Vancouver, Ballet B.C. layoffs, repatriating Egyptian artifacts, Stephen Harper's fondness for High School Musical, and a dead poodle found in an oven. Advertisement for a lightweight, inexpensive Christmas gift -- nothing. RCMP Corporal Jenkins learns that RCMP stuffed animals are not a safe Christmas gift. Flashback: the debut of the Chicken Cannon.moreless - Ep 359November 21, 200811/21/08
Jim Flaherty sells off government assets on the Shopping Channel. Elliotte Freedman talks to NHL player Doug Bradford about the dangers of suffering repeated concussions. Environment Minister Jim Prentice talks about "green guilt." A homeless woman muses about the changes a recession will bring. Peter Mansbridge talks about the upcoming session of Parliament, but there's a delay in getting things started. Friday Night News reports on the proposed automotive bailout, layoffs at DeBeers, Somali pirates, Stephen Harper listening to the Opposition, Barack Obama meeting John McCain, Hillary Clinton possibly becoming Secretary of State, a problem during a spacewalk, new technology on the ISS, a comic book from 400 A.D., a dictionary including the word "meh," CitiGroup's new business strategy, RCMP applicants being required to take polygraphs, a witness protection program in Saskatchewan, Kate Moss's new perfume, and annoying expressions. The Garage Guys talk about the current state of the North American auto industry. Flashback: the Confused Philosopher asks some questions.moreless - Ep 358November 14, 200811/14/08
Stephen Harper telephones Barack Obama. An office worker suffers through Take Your Parents To Work Day. Newfoundlanders celebrate the end of equalization payments, but Ontarians aren't so happy. Susan Born With An Attitude sings protest songs about the upcoming 2010 Vancouver Olympics. Friday Night News talks about who's seeking the Liberal leadership, New Zealand's election, the abandonment of plans for a National Portrait Gallery, endangered beetles being found in Nova Scotia, Melissa Fung, a prisoner escape in Saskatchewan, Ontario's e coli outbreak, government employees abusing their credit cards, the death of the world's ugliest dog, the Anglican Church's Facebook page, and a grow-op fire in Kitchener. Michael Ignatieff plans to seize the Liberal leadership with his Bob Rae gun and a giant magnifying glass. Jay Ingram and Ramona Ick discuss Internet addiction. Flashback: a couple in Quebec suffers through the aftermath of 1998's ice storm.moreless - Ep 357November 7, 200811/7/08
Newly-elected President Barack Obama meets with George W. Bush and reads a letter from Abraham Lincoln. Stephen Harper unveils his new Cabinet. OPEC members have an emergency meeting about falling oil prices. Ad from CMA (Certified Moronic Advertisements). Friday Night News reports on the Presidential election, a prank call to Sarah Palin, a dead elephant in Calgary, the upcoming election in Quebec, Stephane Dion's resignation, a mouse found in cheese, equalization payments for Ontario, men's favourite colour for women to wear, and the new James Bond film. Ad Absurdum. Flashback: Mike from Canmore applies to Mensa.moreless - Ep 356October 31, 200810/31/08
John McCain and Sarah Palin do a "maverick campaign ad." Hinterland Who's Who describes the characteristics and pensions of defeated MPs. Liquidation Larry's has an election sale. Halloween animation about a creepy guy with an attraction to a pumpkin. Two Jack Laytons answer questions at a press conference. A PC tells a Liberal about a bake sale to raise money and fix the economy. Friday Night News reports on groceries being sold at Canadian Tire, French polls about the American election, Winnipeg being shown on The Office, India's Moon rocket, snake massage, National Knock Knock Joke Day, Alan Greenspan admitting to mistakes, and the inept plot to kill Barack Obama. A PC tries to get a Liberal to stop using the word "minority." A Canadian Obama supporter complains because she's not allowed to vote for him. Flashback: Stubby Johnson floods the ice.moreless - Ep 355October 24, 200810/24/08
Larry King interviews Barack Obama. Commercial for the new online dating site, eHerpes.ca. Linda Sims reports on the day's financial highs and lows. Commercial for Bottled Air, a product with no dangerous additives. Friday Night News reports on rumours of a new NHL team, a new comedy show featuring Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin's election expenses, England running out of honey, tax cuts in Saskatchewan, fines for Torontonians who don't recycle, HIV murder case in Hamilton, CBC not renewing broadcasters' contracts, India's Moon rocket, and election recounts. A woman is terrorized by a telemarketer because it takes 31 days for the Do Not Call List to come into effect. Rex Murphy talks about the recent election. George Stroumboulopoulos talks to Margaret Atwood. Flashback: Musical bank commercials.moreless - Ep 353October 17, 200810/17/08
Don Newman talks to Stephane Dion and Jack Layton about the recent election. Edith Wilkens from the Bank of Canada tries to do some panic control. Green Party leader Elizabeth May lists the top five reasons people didn't vote Green. After winning the election and getting a "landslide minority government," Stephen Harper and other Tories sing about how they love Canada but hate a lot of Canadians. Friday Night News talks about Nascar-themed Harlequin romances, problems on Bay Street, Sarah Palin, Madonna's divorce, melamine contamination in China, a rumoured GM-Chrysler merger, Kim Jong-Il's health, and Canada losing a soccer game to Honduras. A guy tries to rob a bank, but the employees just laugh at him because the bank doesn't have any money. Suggestions on what else could have been done with the 300 million dollars used for the election. Justin Trudeau gets a visit from Pierre Trudeau's ghost. Flashback: A Scottish man from the MacIntosh clan can't marry a woman from the Innis-Buchanan McTavish clan because they're the IBMs.moreless - Ep 352October 10, 200810/10/08
Campaign commercial from Mr. Harper's Neighbourhood, featuring Tony Clement. Ad for the great new snack from China, Lead-Covered Melamine Bits. A guy registers for the Do Not Call list, then they call him back during dinner and annoy him. Some naughty vote swappers have a party. Farm couple Ed and Flo start their own political party. George Stroumboulopoulos helps pick the new Hockey Night in Canada anthem. Friday Night News talks about the new Ford Focus, medical wait times, lower gas prices in Ottawa, a wild cougar in Saskatoon, layoffs at the Canadian Oxford Dictionary, decreasing Australian accents, and population statistics. Jack Layton and the ING guy accidentally end up in the same commercial because they both like the colour orange. Flashback: A Thanksgiving Moment with Mike from Canmore (the late John Morgan).moreless - Ep 351October 3, 200810/3/08
Stephen Harper promises not to cut funding for Canada's Olympic athletes. CPAC presents "Highlights of Debate 2008." A desperate Wall Street broker sits on a street corner and begs passers-by to bail him out. Jack Layton does a campaign commercial with Simon Whitfield. Election Watch with Don Newman. John McCain and Sarah Palin make a campaign stop; he's forgetful and she's shrill. Farce Flashback: Jean Chretien campaigns for the 1993 federal election and demonstrates what will happen if the Tories keep cutting health care. "Olympic Heroes" with Elliotte Friedman.moreless - Ep 14A Tribute To Roger Abbott3/28/11
A celebration of the late Roger Abbott's career and the wide variety of characters he played over the years. - Ep 13New Year's Eve Special 201012/31/10
Coming soon. - Ep 12New Year's Eve Special 200912/31/09
The Air Farce returns to TV for a look back at the events of 2009. - New Year's Eve Special 200812/31/08
To be added.
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Season 15
- Ep 350April 4, 20084/4/08
Sister Bessie holds an award show for Canadian MPs. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama campaign before the Pennsylvania Primary. A dramatic film about a backyard ice rink widow. Jay Ingram talks to Ramona Ick about water being contaminated by prescription drugs. TSN hypes the World Tic Tac Toe Championships. A woman suspects that her Tim Hortons cup has been tampered with. A female executive needs an intervention for her FaceBook addiction. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gives an Islamic Republic Day address. Officer worker Jenkins stars in a film called Indiana Jenkins. Luba Goy discusses her post-Air Farce plans. Lisa LaFlamme talks about food safety with a distributor. Jacques Rogge tries to persuade people not to boycott the Beijing Olympics. A drunk guy at a party annoys everyone by talking about global warming; meanwhile, his girlfriend is flirting with someone else. Ad Absurdum. A cosmetic surgeon discusses a new procedure. David Suzuki, John Baird and Jim Flaherty all drill holes through a woman's living room wall. Ad for new Extreme GPS. Chicken Cannon News.moreless - Ep 349March 28. 20083/28/08
Craig Lauzon welcomes everyone and talks about Earth Hour. Stephane Dion welcomes Bob Rae back to Parliament and they talk about when to force an election. An Earth Hour primer. Sarah McLachlan talks about a serious medical affliction -- people who don't have shoulders. Stockwell Day talks about the Department of Defense blueprints that were accidentally thrown into the garbage. Leonard Cohen goes on a world tour. Alan Park talks about the RCMP's budget, the threat of an Olympic boycott, Ottawa Senators owner accused of fraud, new CFL team, more US military deaths in Iraq, American Idol, a poll about sexy TV hosts, Egg McMuffin inventor dies, no more Canadian Tire catalogs. Ad for new Credit Crunch cereal. A woman's son has been coming to school dressed like a figure skater since Jeffrey Buttle won the World Figure Skating Championships. This Just In reports on Hillary Clinton "misspeaking" about facing sniper fire in Bosnia, traffic accidents in China, Canadian Idol, names for a new CFL team, and other stories.moreless - Ep 348March 21, 20083/21/08
The Dalai Lama talks about the violence in Tibet and considers a new career. A spokesperson for the oil industry tries not to sound too happy about rising gas prices. A realtor in Vancouver shows a couple an extremely small house. A Catholic Archbishop talks about new deadly sins and new commandments. The RCMP investigates the safety of BC Ferries. E Talk reports on Canadian political sex scandals. Heather Mills discusses her divorce settlement at a press conference. Friday Night News interviews Barack Obama and Pauline Marois and reports on various other stories of the past week. John Travolta and Tom Cruise complain about anti-Scientology protesters. This Just In reports on the new show, Canada's Next Great Prime Minister, and Charles and Camilla's latest trip.moreless - Ep 347March 14, 20083/14/08
Luba Goy welcomes the audience and talks about Eliot Spitzer's new retirement plan. Eliot Spitzer's other woman demonstrates her singing ability. Stephane Dion talks with his wife about whether it is time for an election. Jenna Bush advertises her new fragrance, Recession. A cleaning woman in Parliament talks about recent events like the extension of the Afghan mission and the Chuck Cadman bribery scandal. Tim Hortons employees have a deep and meaningful conversation about things like weather, politics, and blueberry muffins. Environment Minister John Baird talks about how hating the environment makes it difficult to be a good Environment Minister. Alan Park talks about Quebecor, St. Patrick's Day, Bob Rae, the lawsuit against Stephane Dion, Dr. Horror, cheating at Ryerson, new deadly sins, new ADHD treatment, weird American beliefs, and Ron Maclean's upcoming Olympic reporting. Silent movie of fighting hockey fans. Seal Hunt protesters try to find a celebrity spokesperson. A professional curler and his wife talk about their very normal marriage. This Just In reports on high gas prices, Sharon Stone's 50th birthday and other stories.moreless - Ep 346March 7, 20083/7/08
Craig Lauzon welcomes everyone and talks about confidential NAFTA information being released by the Canadian government. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton discuss which one of them is cooler. Dalton McGuinty introduces a new prayer to the Ontario Legislature. A woman is excited about the freezing weather, but her neighbor is excited about travelling south for March break. Public Forum discusses government censorship of offensive film and television material. A woman smokes in her car and complains about new anti-smoking laws. Conrad Black reports to prison, sings about his misfortune, and gets a conjugal visit from Barbara Amiel. Friday Night News reports on Conservatives acting like Liberals, Genie Awards, Parti Quebecois alternatives to a referendum, identical triplets in B.C., Alberta election, Prince Harry returning from Afghanistan, Daylight Savings Time, surveillance cameras in Calgary, CBC Radio changes their music format, and Keith Richards' new endorsement deal. Don Newman talks to Stephen Harper about the Chuck Cadman bribery allegations.moreless - Ep 345February 29, 20082/29/08
Jessica Holmes talks about the budget, Obama-mania, Castro and the deadline for RRSP contributions. Linda Sims talks to Finance Minister Jim Flaherty about the budget. Barack Obama defends himself against plagiarism by plagiarizing several famous speeches. Some Canadian tourists in Cuba meet the now-retired Fidel Castro. Gwynne Dyer reports on violence in Kosovo. Richard Zednik has some unexpected side effects from his throat injury. This Week In Shatner, sponsored by Victoria's Secret and Andy Pettite energy drink. A mail carrier has a bad week of encounters with a mean dog. A spirited performance of "The Ballad of Gordon Campbell." Alan Park reports on various news stories and gives everyone some Tax Time Tip-Offs.moreless - Ep 344Air Farce Live Again2/22/08
Viewers' favourite sketches from recent weeks. - Ep 343February 15, 20082/15/08
Jessica Holmes talks about the Roger Clemens steroid scandal. Peter Mackay visits President George W. Bush. The Toronto Maple Leafs get a new miniature goalie. A woman in a donut shop raves about National Flag of Canada Day. Friday Night News talks about a new quarter design, Quebec's Winter Carnival, a gruesome hockey accident, BlackBerry's service outage, how it's cold everywhere in Canada, and other stories. CBC's Steven and Chris talk to Margaret Atwood. Amy Winehouse talks about her "absolutely mental" year. An office worker flips out from listening to his noisy co-workers. A doctor warns her patient about the side effects of Botox. Trailer for the new movie There Will Be Syrup.moreless - Ep 342February 8, 20082/8/08
Penelope Corrin welcomes everyone and talks about Groundhog Day, the Super Bowl, Super Tuesday, Ash Wednesday, and Chinese New Year. Barack Obama celebrates his win on Super Tuesday. Rita the News Editor invents the Parliamentary Drinking Game and discusses the latest political squabbles. A guy at a party won't stop double-dipping his food. CTV News with Lloyd Robertson, who interviews the doctor behind an illegal organ transplant ring. A guy has trouble with Imperial Rent-A-Car. Stephen Harper tries to get Stephane Dion's support for Canada's continued involvement in Afghanistan by any means necessary. Hillary Clinton gets into a Quentin Tarantino mindset and decides to kill Bill. Workers freak out when the boss tells them to turn their BlackBerries off. Alan Park talks about JFK's illegitimate son in Vancouver, the ongoing writers' strike, provincial election in Alberta, NATO, the difference between himself and Jack Nicholson, heavy snow in China, Lunar New Year and other stories.moreless - Ep 341February 1, 20082/1/08
Don Ferguson talks about Groundhog Day. Now that MDA has been taken over by an American arms manufacturer, there will be some changes to the Canadarm. Stephen Harper does an aggressive commercial for CPAC. Newman News; Don "blah blah blah" Newman talks about an Australian advisory against Canadian travel. Ad for Puppy Lovin Pete's Pet Emporium. Stephane Dion does a commercial for CPAC with his dog. Friday Night News talks about allegations of torture in Afghanistan, a blackout in PEI, new US border rules, black-focused school in Toronto, Air Canada pilot who had a nervous breakdown, Genie Award nominations, new NHL season, statue of David being moved, new use of the word "Canadian," and a bank losing billions of dollars. Francophone workers complain about the new Canada Post calendars. Jack Layton does a CPAC ad using several hockey metaphors. Frank's All-Occasion Tailgate Party. Michael Ignatieff does an ad for CPAC with a lot of big words. The Pinheads bowling team plays a game. The Governor of the Bank of Canada is not used to his new job, and he has trouble saying the R word.moreless - Ep 340January 25, 20081/25/08
Jessica Holmes talks about the Toronto Stock Exchange "Wild Ride." John Manley presents his report on Afghanistan with his Afghan aide. Ford employees discuss the controversial "Drive It Like You Stole It" ads shown in Manitoba, then come up with slogans for other provinces. William Shatner does a newscast and also endorses Red Bull and bran cereal. Foreign Affairs Minister Maxime Bernier tries to apologize for accusing the Americans of torture. Tim Hortons employees discuss the correct way to order donuts and coffee. Commercial for the new In-Flight Workout. George W. Bush plays Holy Land Risk with Ehud Olmert and Mahmoud Abbas. Alan Park talks about the possibility of a federal election and other news stories. Animation of Barack Obama on Oprah's show. Cooking With The Harpers.moreless - Ep 339January 18, 20081/18/08
Roger Abbott mentions some upcoming "steamy" TV shows. CBC interviews the party leaders and they all decide to imitate Hillary Clinton by getting emotional. Cougar's Corner. A couple gets overwhelmed shopping for new furniture. BBC World News Today speaks to postal workers about closing rural mailboxes because of snow. News report about Stephane Dion's trip to Afghanistan, a crash landing at Heathrow Airport, a reanimated dead animal heart, the Prince of Pot's plea bargain, Mitt Romney, and the origins of syphilis. An Air Canada flight attendant tries to reassure everyone that the flight is safe, even as it keeps experiencing turbulence. Some guys in a bar celebrate their so-called GST windfall. Linda Sims reports on the increasing price of gold. This Just In reports on a fraud involving condos that were really parking spaces.moreless - Ep 338January 11, 20081/11/08
Alan Park talks about a proposed rail link between Windsor and Quebec City and Air Canada turbulence. Hillary, Bill and Chelsea Clinton discuss campaign strategy. Exclusive footage of Ben Mulroney's proposal to his girlfriend. A woman from New Zealand talks about her trip to Canada. A Pakistani politician campaigns and gets shot at. Stephane Dion misinterprets a spam e-mail. Alan Park reports on missing reggae recordings, baby food recall, a man who did a very nasty thing to his hand, Pervez Musharraf's contradictions about the Bhutto assassination, and Iranians harrassing the US Navy. Lisa LaFlamme talks about a virus epidemic with doctors from the London Institute of Medicine. Alan Park talks about Don Cherry's ancestry, George W. Bush's Middle East trip, and the theft of albino alligators.moreless - Ep 337New Year's Eve Special 200712/31/07
Rita the Editor talks about the year in Parliament. Ad for UFC -- Ultimate Fighting Children. Clubland New Year. The Stickler talks about what he learned in 2007. David Suzuki stars in "To Catch A Polluter." Stephen Harper goes to a fortune teller. The Confused Philosopher. Song about obnoxious commercials in the checkout line. Britney Spears makes some New Year's resolutions. Mulroney animation. Cougar's Corner. Carlo Rota teaches people how to shake hands. Edith the Bank Lady discusses the history of currency. Dancing With The Star Wars. Wilbert Immigration video. Chicken Cannon 2007.moreless - Ep 336December 7, 200712/7/07
Guest star Megan Follows helps introduce the show. Hugo Chavez and Vladimir Putin talk on the phone. Prison Break features a special appearance by Conrad Black. A Golden Compass premiere gets interrupted by a religious fanatic. Ad for "Sticks and Stones: The Schoolyard Bully's Songbook." Alan Park talks about Hillary Clinton's new background music, the Labor Minister's financial controversies, John McEnroe, a drug that simulates the effects of exercise, a cat with a jar on its head, the safety of Tasers, and other stories. A woman tries to decorate for Christmas but she can't find the "thingies." Margaret Atwood, Barbara Amiel, Avril Lavigne and Sue Johanson host "The Canadian View." Co-workers try to recover after the office Christmas party. Commercial for eBribe, a great online service for sleazy political figures. Commercial for Monopoly: Identity Theft Edition. This Just In features a new Hanukkah song about candles. Colonel Stacy promotes the New Year's Eve special and Megan Follows promotes her new movie.moreless - Ep 335November 30, 200711/30/07
Tonight's episode is brought to you by Karlheinz ketchup; it's good for sweetening deals. Stephane Dion prepares for a romantic evening with the Liberal caucus. President Pervez Musharraf discusses the state of emergency in Pakistan. A man regrets having his football-crazed brother visit during Grey Cup Week. A woman raves about her amazing anti-aging cream, then her husband drinks it and turns into a five-year-old. Karlheinz Schreiber testifies in song at a hearing. A news report about legal problems resulting from teddy bear names, the Vancouver Olympic mascots, hospital death rates, Middle East peace negotiations, Scotland's new airport slogan, and Australia's new Environment Minister. A woman deals with her hyperactive daughter at a Santa Claus parade. The Conservative Party continues to attack Stephane Dion in ads. American Customs agents guard the border against threats like fire engines and ambulances. Alan Park and Luba Goy discuss the hostage situation at Hillary Clinton's campaign office and bottled water for pets.moreless - Ep 334November 23, 200711/23/07
Roger Abbott welcomes everyone and talks about the Grey Cup. Celine Dion explains why she won't be performing in Halifax next summer, complete with a song and floating bubbles. Holly Horton reports on the Grey Cup and gets up close and personal with some CFL players. Ottawa Report discusses Brian Mulroney and Karlheinz Schreiber, only the legal department doesn't want them to name names. Hockey Night In Canada discusses the controversy over a Czech hockey player posting naked pictures on the Internet. A worker decides not to join in the office lottery pool, much to his later regret. Alan Park talks about Canadians getting paid for Olympic medals, cloning, a pipeline explosion in Saudi Arabia, a proposed ban on Tasers, c. difficile treatment, the death of Mr. Whipple, and a scientific experiment involving hair colour. A woman shops for a T-shirt and is overwhelmed by all the choices. The Alberta Nanny enforces the smoking ban and lectures people for having bad manners. A news editor discusses the Hollywood writers' strike and how we can still rely on Canadian television to entertain us. Penelope Corrin wraps up the week's news in "This Just In."moreless - Ep 333Best of Air Farce Live11/16/07
Jessica Holmes thanks the viewers for their compliments on the show's new live format, then the following popular sketches from this season are replayed: Al Gore's new inconvenient truths. A Canadian pretends to be American so he can buy a car in the US. Two guys hang out at the lake and skip stones, then a girl comes along who's better at it. Perky WestJet flight attendants. A teenager's parents lecture him after he stays out late at a Free Burma protest. A guy loses his spare change and his job to a panhandler. A newscaster critiques Stephen Harper's Throne Speech. E Talk interviews Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Some guys look at the stars and get an extremely close look at a comet.moreless - Ep 332November 9, 200711/9/07
Craig Lauzon talks about the handsome audience, the high Canadian dollar, and Stephane Dion. Hillary and Bill Clinton discuss Hillary's presidential campaign. The creators of Entourage present their new show, Diontourage. Frank D'Angelo gets a new show called D'Angelo's Den, where entrepreneurs try to get money from him. The Department of Homeland Security does a video about the United States that borrows Canadian features such as Niagara Falls and Canadian Tire. Alan Park talks about Celine Dion, a Canadian figure skater's signature move being plagiarized, weather problems in Mexico, a poll about Canada's involvement in Afghanistan, hints for Sudoku, Queen Elizabeth's beauty secrets, a morbid German TV channel, complicated surgery for a child in India, and Pervez Musharraf's latest undemocratic actions. Dog the Bounty Hunter argues with a CTV executive. A guy argues with a tree that has PMS - Post Maple Syndrome. An inspector visits the Bombardier Aerospace plant looking for unsafe aircraft. A soldier brings his son to Afghanistan on Take Your Kids To Work Day. Roger Abbott and Luba Goy talk about Saskatchewan's provincial election, Dick Cheney getting Peru confused with Venezuela, the turmoil in Pakistan, and other stories.moreless - Ep 331November 2, 200711/2/07
Jessica Holmes talks about the high dollar, the death of an inventor, and the approval ratings of political party leaders. Stephen Harper meets with the Dalai Lama. Queen Elizabeth talks about the blackmail tape allegedly involving the royal family. The USA has the "Colbert Report," now Canada has the "Wilbert Report." An American Chrysler saleswoman isn't allowed to sell cars to Canadians, so her Canadian customer tries to conceal his national identity. Jim Flaherty discusses his mini-budget. The Hamilton Tigercats coach gives a press conference and tries not to get fired. A guy looks for his suitcase at an airport and tries not to get Tasered. A woman wearing a veil complains about the government not wanting her to vote while wearing a veil. Two guys sit on the roof and look at the stars, then get a very close look at a comet. Don Ferguson and Jessica Holmes talk about Hurricane Noel, a dead hippo, and other stories.moreless - Ep 330October 26, 200710/26/07
Jessica Holmes talks about Maher Arar and concerns over air pollution at the 2008 Olympics. The high Canadian dollar causes problems for an American woman shopping at a Canadian bookstore. Governor Schwarzenegger helps with California wildfire relief. Stephane Dion's totally unstaged photo in the Toronto Star. A fun new Cold War-style board game called Arctic Sovereignty. Former astronaut Marc Garneau gets ready to run as a Liberal candidate. Topical Toons presents "Halloween On Parliament Hill." WestJet employees put on a show for their passengers. A commercial for Canadian banks; they don't do anything for free, and they're not very polite either. People chat about various news stories while waiting in an endless grocery store line. A couple doesn't want their son to dress up as Dumbledore for Halloween. Roger Abbott talks about rising taxes in Toronto, Paris Hilton wanting to be cryogenically frozen, and how many cross-border-shopping days are left until Christmas.moreless - Ep 329October 19, 200710/19/07
Don Ferguson talks about Justin Trudeau's new baby and the new Trump Tower. Stephen Harper presents a controversial new government document called "Strong Leadership: Destroying Dion." The show "E Talk" interviews Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Former Prime Minister Jean Chretien does an interview about his new book. Al Gore introduces some new "inconvenient truths" that he has learned. A news editor talks about Stephen Harper's Throne Speech and the reactions from the Opposition. Some guys hang out at the lake and skip stones, then are embarrassed when a girl beats them at it. A junk food dealer sells contraband foods at school and gets busted. Topical Toons presents Belinda Stronach's swan song. Alan Park talks about B.C. Ferries, racial profiling in the Maher Arar case, Aung San Suu Kyi becoming an honourary Canadian citizen, seal hunt protesters, Oral Roberts' son in an ethical scandal, Vladimir Putin visiting Iran, and other stories.moreless - Ep 328October 12, 200710/12/07
Stephane Dion tries to have a party with his fellow Liberals, but Stephen Harper shows up instead, and they do a dance and sing about having a party shuffle. Commercial for Biological Clock-Block, a helpful product for women who are obsessed with babies. Global Maritimes does their six o'clock newscast, but funding cuts make it difficult. A couple goes cross-border shopping, but they have problems when they try to get through Customs without paying any taxes. A kid stays out late to protest injustices in Myanmar, but his parents aren't sympathetic. A guy meets a panhandler who takes Visa and also takes his job. The "Life and Mimes" of Marcel Marceau. Tony Clement talks about toughening drug laws.moreless - October 5, 200710/5/07
The season premiere, live and in HD. Jessica Holmes talks about Ontario and Newfoundland elections, Conrad Black's legal problems, the high Canadian dollar, and the Bank of Canada's new governor. Image consultants try to give Stephane Dion a makeover in case there's a fall election. Conrad Black offers a new DVD set called "The Conrad Black School Of Business (S.O.B.)." A college student shops at Dollar Time and annoys the saleswoman. Dalton McGuinty gets electroshock therapy to help him be more honest. Newfoundland Premier Danny Williams starts his own election stork derby. Animation about how toys can kill you. Alan Park does a monologue. A couple goes to their summer cottage one last time and gets an unexpected guest. The Facebook breast-feeding photo controversy. CopCam. The Air Farce family has Thanksgiving dinner.moreless
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Season 14
- Ep 326Ten For The Road4/6/07
Ten of the top-scoring scenes from this season:
Outsourced overseas call, Cop Cam Breathalyzer, Stephane Dion unplugged, Womb to Grow, Airport Security, Hillary Clinton's Presidential pitch, Sister Bessie's Parliamentary Round-up, Rumsfeld/Seinfeld, Phoneless Phone, Rona & The Ronettes. - Ep 325March 30, 20073/30/07
Special live episode. Stephen Harper and Stephane Dion have insomnia. Stan introduces his latest business venture, Stan's Marijuana Grow-Op Kit. Prince Harry writes to the Queen about his tour in Iraq in a feature called Saving Private Harry. Peter Mansbridge isn't bitter that the Air Farce has done 300 shows while he's done over 4000 without getting a special anniversary show. Ad Absurdum. Craig Lauzon talks about the special effects used on the show. Sports with Terry Liebel; Terry reports on the new sport of miniature curling. Story Time; today's story is "The Grouches of Herouxville." Corner Gas meets Little Mosque on the Prairie. Coach's Corner congratulates the Air Farce. The Fifth Estate reports on lottery fraud. MuchMusic debuts a new Nickelback video. George W. Bush works on his Presidential Library design. George Strombolopolous talks to Nelly Furtado, who is working with Gordon Lightfoot to get a new image. Lady Barbara Amiel advertises her new fragrance, Slut. Edith Wilkens from the Royal Canadian Mint shows us the new Olympic coins. Some of the contenders for the new Seven Wonders of the World. Murphy's Law with Rex Murphy. News From Away with Jimmy and Seamus O'Toole.moreless - Ep 324March 16, 20073/16/07
An urgent message from the Canada Revenue Agency about their recent computer glitches. Tonight on Jeopardy!, it's the crazy world leaders edition with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong-Il. Liberal versus PC commercial. Jim Flaherty talks to Chantal Hebert about the upcoming budget. Liquidation Larry's St. Patrick's Day clearout sale. Craig Oliver's Three-Way with Bev Ota, naked Bob Rae and Sleep Country's Christine McGee. Alan Park talks about Conservative Accountability Credibility Deficit Disorder. Stephen Harper uses his MySpace page for character assassinations. Don Ferguson talks about Hollywood mug shots. Another Liberal versus PC commercial.moreless - Ep 323March 9, 20073/9/07
Jeff Foxworthy's new game show, Are You Smarter Than A Cat? A big oil company starts some fires at refineries because they need more money. Nancy Grace talks to George W. Bush and his wife Laura and also tries to learn the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. A line-up to identify the Picasso thief. David Suzuki recaps his latest trip and introduces his new game, Suzoku. A Canadian Moment at the donut shop. The CIA investigates new JFK motorcade footage that involves Dick Cheney. Jay Ingram talks to Ramona Ick about the decreasing honeybee population. The Cuban news reports that Fidel Castro is feeling not so dead lately. Air Farce FAQ; Roger Abbott answers questions about next week's special live episode where absolutely nothing can go wrong. Jack Layton holds a press conference about NDP immigration policies.moreless - Ep 322March 2, 20073/2/07
Newly-bald Britney Spears can't decide whether to stay in rehab or check out. Politics with Don "Blah Blah Blah" Newman, who talks to Justin Trudeau. Al Gore faces a recount at the Oscars. Feng Shui with Master Irene. Dave the Cabbie talks about James Cameron, the upcoming Quebec election, the Canada Winter Games, Stephen Harper's apologies, Fox's new game show, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Health concerns at Coffee Time Donuts. Ad Absurdum. Sister Bessie talks about the environment. News on the Hour with Kevin Strumpel, who talks to Prince Harry.moreless - Ep 321February 23, 20072/23/07
Critic at large; Gilbert Smythe-Bite Me talks about the Oscar nominees for Best Picture. Bloomberg Hughes introduces the Christian Debt Trust Company. Health Minister Tony Clement goes to the gym. Hockey player Doug Bradford films a promo for a television station, but he can't stick to the script and he seems to think he's Sidney Crosby. Kevin Newman talks about global warming with Stephen Harper's assistant. The new million-dollar coin and which Canadian millionaire might be on it. Office worker Jenkins gets a new Easy Button. Mike Duffy Live with the leader of the Green Party. TV's suspenseful drama "Psychic Emergency Doctor Cops." All about Tritium. A woman picks up her Employment Insurance and talks about her various anxieties.moreless - Ep 320February 16, 20072/16/07
The Royal Canadian Mint introduces new commemorative board games; the first is House of Commons Chess. Astronaut Lisa Nowak gets a new endorsement deal. The Confused Philosopher. The National with Peter Mansbridge at a piano, interrupted by a commercial for the new anti-energy drink Dead Bull. A guy in line at the bank can't get away from annoying people on cell phones. A police officer pulls a guy over for watching a movie and eating popcorn while driving. Stephane Dion welcomes turncoat MP Garth Turner to the Liberal party. ING Bank animation. A guy needs an intervention after becoming addicted to his backyard ice rink. The hit TV show "House" gets a new spinoff called "House, MP." Gilbert Smythe-Bite Me discusses the Oscar nominees for Best Actress. Driving with Alan Park.moreless - Ep 319February 9, 20072/9/07
Stephen Harper works on his blog. Hillary Clinton campaigns for the presidency and Bill helps. Newman News with Don "Blah Blah Blah" Newman and panelists Michael Ignatieff, Native leader Matthew Grey Fox and computer expert Courtney Merkel. Critic at Large with Gilbert Smythe-Bite Me; this week he examines the nominees for Best Actor. The hazards of Breathalyzers that don't work. Bridezilla exposed. Bill Gates launches Windows Vista. MuchOnDemand with Michael Buble and the Cheese Lady. Jack Layton complains about ATM service charges and then meets a very user-unfriendly ATM. A woman talks about what women don't like to get for Valentine's Day.moreless - Ep 318February 2, 20072/2/07
Parliament resumes; John Baird resumes interrupting other peoples' speeches. Stephane Dion gets attacked in television ads. A lady in a restaurant talks about rodents and Groundhog Day. A Canadian Moment. Colleen Jones reports on the upcoming Super Bowl and John Madden tells everyone how to eat nachos. World Watch reports on Jack Layton. Stephane Dion gets attacked again. Air Farce FAQ with Gordon Lightfoot's musical accompaniment. Yet another attack on Stephane Dion. CTV News with Sandi Renaldo. An animation called Conservative Fighter, featuring Jack Layton. Driving with Alan Park. Ad for the Party Swingers - very erotic. Ad for the new iPhone.moreless - Ep 317January 26, 20071/26/07
Travel advertisement for "beautiful and dangerous Mexico." Wajid Khan's Middle East report, entitled "Khan Job." Dubya talks security and explains how to spot a Canadian at the border. Sneak preview of the NHL's new form-fitting uniforms. News from Away with Jimmy and Seamus O'Toole. Kyle and Wendy have a romantic dinner at Hooters. Linda Sims discusses huge buyouts for CEOs. The latest board game is the Parliamentary Blame Game.moreless - Ep 316January 19, 20071/19/07
Ottawa Heat with Stephen Harper and Stephane Dion. CBC gets a mosque makeover after the success of "Little Mosque On The Prairie." Nancy Grace talks about Iraq with Nancy Pelosi. Medical Update on the bird flu. Labatt's advertises its new cologne. Jay Ingram talks to a climatologist who is witnessing some very severe weather, including blizzards and locusts. Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump are blamed for environmental problems. Dyer Report with Gwynne Dyer. Miss Potter: The Sequel. Canada AM with Jeff Hutcheson, who interviews Paula Abdul, Danny DeVito, and Peter O'Toole. Dave The Cabbie. A dangerous religious billboard. Positively Precise with Andrew Raymond Stickler.moreless - Ep 315January 12, 20071/12/07
Peter Mansbridge interviews the sextuplets from British Columbia. Gill Deacon interviews Environment Minister John Baird. Ad for the new film The Good German Shepherd. Murphy's Law with Rex Murphy. Myriam Bedard starts a new US Adventure Tour (daughter not included). Dealing with a paranoid airport security officer. Great Canadian inventions. Ad Absurdum. Driving with Alan Park. Liquidation Larry's Calendar Clear-Out sale. Craig Oliver's Three-Way with Jack Layton, Bev Ota and Wajid Khan.moreless - Ep 11December 31, 200612/31/06
Join us for our annual one hour New Year's Eve Special: 2006 Year of the Farce with special guests George Stroumboulopoulos, Evan Solomon and Gill Deacon. On the show: Chicken Cannon Target of the Year; In Clement Health with Tony Clement; Driving with Alan Park; Stephen Harper's New Year's greetings; and much more!moreless - Ep 10December 8, 200612/8/06
Newman Liberal Interview ''Don Newman speaks with Stephane Dion. ''Rod Black and Michael Jackson ''Rod Black talks to Michael Jackson about his appearance on the World Music Awards.''PM Antiques Animation ''Items from former Prime Ministers are put on the auction block. ''eBay Brothers Christmas ''The eBay Brothers peddle their Christmas merchandise. ''Holmes for the Holidays ''Jessica and her husband Scott discuss how they plan to celebrate Christmas with their new baby. Or maybe they'll celebrate Hanukkah instead. ''The Robertson Factor ''Lloyd Robertson, along with Margaret Atwood and Michael Ignatieff talk about resignation of Guilliano Zaccardelli, closure of Status of Women Colin Thatcher, Garth Turner, new Alberta premiere - Ed Stelmach, Pam Anderson divorce, Russian spy/polonium, Vladimir Putin, Michael Richards, Spam emails. ''Coronation Street Christmas ''Promo for new Coronation Street Christmas special. ''Extended Warranties ''Wilbert the pushy TV salesman won't let up on his customer until they agree to get the extended warranty.''Kim Jong-Il Animation''North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il gets a new scooter, but it explodes.''Growing Investment Op''A pair of women prepare for their future by investing in marijuana grow-ops. ''New CBC Promo ''In an effort to attract more viewers, CBC has come out with a new promo with a George Stroumboulopoulos feel.''Santa Rap''Santa shoots a rap video to help update his image.moreless - Ep 9December 1, 200612/1/06
Donut shop gang talk Quebec as a Nation, Bloc Quebecois, other "Nations" within Canada, Ralph Klein, movie about gay hockey player.''''Professor Ramona Ick investigates a bone from a 38 thousand year old Neanderthal man. ''''Russian Spy Animation: Everything a Russian spy needs to survive in Canada, plus some polonium to take if he gets captured.''''Stephen Harper along with George Bush and Tony Blair meet at the NATO Summit 2006. ''''Jack The Ripper Unveiled; Scotland Yard unveils a new composite drawing of Jack the Ripper. ''''The new $5 bill incorporates anti-counterfeiting measures. ''''Vodcast: Papal Celibacy Summit. Report on the Pope's summit on the topic of celibacy for priests.''''Martha Dearest: New film starring Martha Stewart and her daughter Alexis. ''''Liberal Leadership Idol: Ben Mulroney hosts Liberal Leadership Idol with Stephane Dion, Michael Ignatieff and Bob Rae. The leadership candidates are judged by Sass Jordan and the Cheese Lady. ''''Animation: President Bush tries to find Osama bin Laden by using Google. ''''Auditor General Sheila Frasier releases her annual report on the Federal Government's spending habits. ''''Castro Not Dead Yet: A look at the unstable conditions in Cuba.moreless - Ep 8November 24, 200611/24/06
BC Weather Disaster ''Peter Mansbridge investigates the damage rainstorms are causing in British Columbia.
Stroumbo & Hall Findlay ''George Stroumboulopoulos speaks with Liberal Leadership candidate Martha Hall Findlay.
Flaherty''Finance Minister Jim Flaherty speaks about Stephen Harper's gag order.
iPod Envy ''While in a gym a guy encounters iPod envy.
Vic Toews Crime Time ''Justice Minister Vic Toews looks at different gun crime trends in each of the ten provinces.
Pelosi Speaks ''Newly appointed Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi outlines her agenda.
OJ Story ''Newsworld anchor talks to Marcia Clarke about OJ's new book.
Cop Cam Scuba ''Cop pulls over a scuba diver.
Ambrose Award ''Rona Ambrose accepts her "Fossil of the Day" award.
Dave The Cabbie ''Dave the Cabbie talks about Playstation Three, wild beavers at University of Waterloo, Mick Jagger's dad dies, General in Africa, U.S. lifts ban on silicone implants, woman sues because not allowed to breast feed on plane.
TomKat Animation ''Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate their honeymoon in Italy.
Harper's Blog ''Stephen Harper makes his latest entry in his blog.''moreless - Ep 7November 17, 200611/17/06
Inside Sports: Grey Cup 2006''Vic Taber interviews CFL Goodwill Ambassador Cueball Carter about the Grey Cup.
Dion Appeal ''Liberal leadership candidate Stephane Dion comments on his fellow leadership hopefuls pension to pose nude.
Rumsfeld ''New comedy show about nothing - "Rumsfeld".
Newman News ''Don Newman along with Bev Oda, John Baird and Melissa the Fast Food Server talk about new gun bill/Snoop Dogg, syringe in ham, Jack Layton calls Stephen Harper a "chicken", Norway best place to live, Sundance Film festival, Stephen Harper in China.
Drug Checkstop ''Cop pulls over women he suspects of being under the influence of narcotics.
The Trans Fat Chef ''The Trans Fat Chef cooks up a dish that's to die for.
Larry King: McCartney Divorce ''Larry King interviews Paul McCartney about his pending divorce.
World Watch ''Video look at Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein and North Korean ambassador.
Energy News ''Energy News team look at Canada's military commitment to Afghanistan, American mid-term elections, Giller Prize, planet Mercury passes by the Sun, Don Cherry booed in Parliament, Ontario Lottery and Gaming introduces tough new security measure, cigarette packages.
Klein Animation ''Action News exposes Ralph Klein and his "boner" comment.
Bush Election Aftermath ''The Bush twins help their dad deal with the mid-term election results.moreless - Ep 6November 10, 200611/10/06
Donut Shop''Donut shopper talk about Remembrance Day poppies, troops in Afghanistan/Sea King helicopters, KFC/Transfats, Danish cartoonist, Marmaduke, Bloc Quebecois in by-election, teens coffee drinking habits, Hubble telescope.
Bush: Rumsfeld Resignation ''George Bush announces the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld.
Cop Cam: Blind Driver ''Cop pulls over a blind driver.
Osamalot''A theatrical look at the life and times of Osama bin Laden.
Alberta Agriculture''Alberta agriculture spokes unveils the Bowl Disrupter.
Harper's Dine Out ''While at a restaurant, Stephen Harper and wife discover same sex marriage is on the menu.
Ask A Liberal: Dryden/Kennedy/Rae ''Liberal leadership candidates Ken Dryden, Gerard Kennedy and Bob Rae answer questions from Canadians.
Eye On: Forecasting Fear ''The FBI finds almanacs the latest threat to national security.
Anti Thong Animation ''Jean Charest passes new bill to help with Quebec's obesity problem.
Website Billionaires ''Teenage Website billionaires reveal their secret to success.
Dyer Report''Gwynne Dyer discusses the beefing up Canada/US border.
Limbaugh Justice Animation ''The justice gavel catches up with Rush Limbaugh after he makes crude comments about Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's disease.
Deja Jew New Channel Promo ''New Digital channel - Deja Jew.
Uke Comments: Ignatieff ''An angry Ukrainian is upset with Liberal leadership candidate Michael Ignatieff.moreless - Ep 5November 3, 200611/3/06
Flaherty Income Trust ''Finance Minister Jim Flaherty talks about income trust.
Phoneless Phone ''New form of wireless technology.
Dave The Cabbie ''Dave the Cabbie talks about Scott Brison, Mark Foley, North Korea, Canada Post refusal to deliver hate mail, finger in Subway sandwich, Joe Volpe, St. Louis Cardinals, Kangaroo meat, infertility/cellphone, Wal-Mart, Buckingham Palace, California/Mexico border, sex with dog.
A People's History: Bingo ''CBC's latest ratings hit - A People's History of Bingo.
Ad Absurdum ''Commentary on commercials that people love to hate.
Womb To Grow ''Yoga Guru takes you through a pre-natal yoga exercises.
Stockwell Day: No Fly List ''Stockwell Day introduces Canada's new "no-fly" list.
Dog Day In Parliament''Matching up MP's with their doggy look-a-likes.
Telemarketers Revenge ''A guy seeks revenge on a telemarketer.
Harper Holiday Inn ''Stephen Harper enjoys the comforts of a Holiday Inn.
Driving With Alan Park ''Alan Park speaks about Belinda Stronach, Rona Ambrose, Kim Jong Il, and Mel Gibson.
He Said She Said: Communication ''A discussion of daycare turns to global warming.
Cop Cam: Wilbert ''Cop encounters the joys of a taser.
Ask A Liberal: Ignatieff ''Liberal leadership candidate Michael Ignatieff answers questions from Canadiansmoreless - Ep 4October 27, 200610/27/06
Peter MacKay apologizes to Belinda Stronach, or rather he tries to, sort of. Then Belinda gets her revenge in a Halloween-themed animation. Craig Oliver's 3-Way with Jack Layton, Daniel Cook and the Cheese Lady. Madonna stars in a new horror movie, The Baby Snatcher. Parliamentary Update with Sister Bessie. Chantal Hebert interviews an uncooperative Stephen Harper. Liberal leadership candidate Ken Dryden answers voters' questions. Japan sends Godzilla after Kim Jong-Il. Rona Ambrose sings about the Clean Air Act; she's really the leader of the environment pack. Britney Spears takes Kevin Federline job-hunting. Sportscap on Bravo Television. Conrad Black's new movie, Amiel Antoinette. Liberal leadership candidate Gerard Kennedy answers voters' questions.moreless - Ep 3October 20, 200610/20/06
Liberal leadership candidate Michael Ignatieff answers voters' questions. President Bush gives an address about North Korea's nuclear tests. A Liberal and a Conservative parody the "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" commercials. Etalk interviews Barbra Streisand. From the creators of Deadwood comes a new drama, Softwood. 790 AM Almost News Radio does a newscast (almost). Liberal/PC commercial #2. Farmers Ed and Flo lobby the government about ethanol and other alternative sources of energy. Space News reports on a very inconvenient space station problem. The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos. Larry King Celebrity Poker with Joan Rivers, Clint Eastwood and Christopher Lloyd. Driving With Alan Park. Liberal leadership candidate Bob Rae answers voters' questions. Action News. Luba Goy talks about relaxing in her garden, although everyone has a different definition of what relaxing means. Liberal/PC commercial #3.moreless - Ep 2October 13, 200610/13/06
Maher Arar gets YouTubed; Blackberry inventor & Mario Lemieux have a communication breakdown; Rona Ambrose gets choked up over the environment. Mark Foley accidentally solicits Michael Jackson online. Ad for Canadian Tire's new Hockey Dad Taser. Stephen Harper wants an elected Senate but Frank Mahovolich is not happy. Alan Park covers a sci-fi convention to practice for covering the Liberal leadership convention. Kim Jong's nuke rebuke. A Canadian Moment. Mel Gibson tries to make amends for being an anti-Semitic drunk by releasing a new film called Jewheart. The Bank of Canada celebrates the tenth anniversary of the toonie.moreless - Ep 1October 6, 200610/6/06
Tie Domi and Belinda Stronach appear on "Desperate Housewives."
Survivor Stereotype: Nothing gets high ratings like bigotry.
Driving With Alan Park.
The hazards of outsourcing are evident when one woman in India tries to handle calls for ADG Security, Air Canada, Dell Computers, Big Pepperoni Pizza and Corky's Escort Service all at the same time.
Parliament resumes and Jack Layton headbutts Tony Clement.
Canada's favourite game show, Name That Liberal Candidate!
Jessica Holmes talks about motherhood.
Harper's Love Boat.
The Ad Absurdum Lady targets more commercials.
Office worker Jenkins causes a chain reaction of problems after checking on the water cooler.
''A public safety announcement from the Sociopathic Whackjob Registry.
Condoleezza Rice at Tim Hortons.
Dave The Cabbie talks about a Montreal overpass collapse, Joe Volpe, the deaths of the world's oldest woman and Tokyo Rose, and the new Tickle Me Elmo doll.
Stephen Harper's UN speech.
George W. Bush and Jeb Bush chop wood at the Bush ranch and talk about the midterm elections.moreless
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Season 13
- Ep 22June 9, 2006 (1 HOUR SEASON FINALE)6/9/06
-Harper & Teskey Discussion:
''Stephen Harper and his wife take a call from George Bush.
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''-Eye On: Census:
''Alan Park rants about the cost of the latest Canadian census.
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''-Ingram & Ick: Insects:
''Jay Ingram & Professor Ramona Ick discuss the U.S. military's plan to place microchips in insects.
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''-Oil Relief:
''Oil executive solicits people on the street for money.
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''-Alarm Force: Avian Flu:
''Alarm Force boss Joel Matlin has new security measures for the Avian Flu.
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''-Jenkins: Laser Pointer:
''Office misfit Jenkins gets burned while using a laser pointer.
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''-Confused Philosopher:
''Confused Philosopher ponders life's many mysteries.
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''-Arts & Faraway Places:
''Host of Arts and Far Away Places interviews composer Gregoire Krynenkov Stantonivitch Burenkin.
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''-Apology Rant:
''With the help of Gordon Lightfoot, Air Farce apologizes for a number of issues.
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''-Granny Chat:
''While speaking with her friend a granny runs into her lovable biker son.
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''-Bush Popularity:
''To increase his popularity, President Bush gets help from American Idol judge, Paula Abdul.
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''-Ad Absurdum:
''Commentary on the commercials people love to hate.
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''-He Says, She Says:
''Debate about the earning gap between Canadian men and women.
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''-Air Farce FAQ: Practical Jokes:
''Frequently Asked Questions about Air Farce Does the Air Farce cast ever play practical jokes on each other?
''
''-Movers & Shakers:
''The head of the Prime Minister's Office nervously addresses the charges that Stephen Harper is too secretive.
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''-Other Side of the Coin: Floods:
''A look at the positive side of floods in Manitoba.
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''-Spice Girls:
''Spice girl Geri Halliwell talks about an upcoming band reunion.
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''-Bin Laden DVD:
''Osama bin Laden releases his latest DVD.
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''-Sexy Sue Animation:
''Sue Johanson reports on a way to make giving a speech a lot easier.
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''-Other Side of the Coin: Gas Prices:
''A look at the positive side of rising gas prices.
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''-Psychiatric Evaluation:
''Prisoner undergoes psychiatric evaluation.
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''-Donut Bust:
''Calorie cops take down a donut addict.
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''-Bus Stop:
''While waiting for a bus, a couple talk about new Forbes billionaire list, Ralph Klein, Hedy Fry, Michael Ignatieff and Keith Richards.
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''-GPS Truck Animation:
''Montreal city officials install GPS systems in municipal trucks to watch the whereabouts of their employees.
''
''-Senior Guardian Angel:
''A senior wants to become a Guardian Angel.moreless - Ep 21May 16, 2006 (1 HOUR SPECIAL)5/16/06
-PM: Pressed For Time:
''Stephen Harper holds a drive-by press conference on the topic of accountability.
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''-BBC: Queen's 80th:
''BBC talks to the Queen about her 80th birthday.
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''-Rickey's Basement Beer:
''Selling beer from a basement.
''
''-Air Farce FAQ: Jokes:
''Frequently Asked Questions about Air Farce Does Air Farce accept unsolicited scripts?
''
''-Rex Murphy: E-Speak:
''Rex Murphy rants about the decrypting cyberspace acronyms.
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''-Mansbridge & MacKay:
''Peter Mansbridge interviews Peter MacKay about US Canada relations.
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''-Bill Graham Blackout:
''Interim Liberal leader Bill Graham is having a hard time making a name for himself in politics.
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''-iRaq:
''Newest mp3 player iRaq, it's a blast.
''
''-Mulroney & Minnelli:
''Ben Mulroney interviews Liza Minnelli.
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''-Organ Donation:
''NDP MPP Peter Kormos employs the help of pitchman Russell Oliver to help sell his idea for a new organ donation legislation.
''
''-Driving With Alan Park:
''Alan Park talks about Stephen Harper's take on marijuana, George Bush wants people to have a National ID card, Yahoo Japan is setting up a new bank, Tim Horton's explosion.
''
''-It's Your Call: Rona Ambrose:
''It's Your Call host Kay Bourne speaks with Environment Minister Rona Ambrose.
''
''-Banker Gangs:
''Investigative report Brian Burnett takes a hard look at banker gangs.
''
''-Ed & Flo: Protest:
''Ed and Flo talk about recent farmer protests.
''
''-Baby Cruise Animation:
''Tom Cruise celebrates the birth of his new baby.
''
''-Wizard of Ottawa:
''David Emerson, Stockwell Day, Tony Clement and Rona Ambrose go to see the wizard of Ottawa.
''
''-eBay Brothers Return:
''eBay brothers sell more of their junk on eBay.
''
''-Space Gas Animation:
''Meteorite sells for $93,000 dollars.
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''-Aboriginal Affairs:
''Man looking for help finds a whole new meaning at the aboriginal affairs office.
''
''-Eye On: Policy Shift:
''Alan Park rants about fuel price relief, David Emerson, Vatican approved condom usage, lowering the flag to half-mast, Toronto Maple Leafs, World Citizens Guide, native roadblocks.
''
''-Women's Club:
''A women's club learn about guns.moreless - Ep 20April 14, 20064/14/06
-News From Away:
''Jimmy and Seamus O'Toole report on Red River rising/Stockwell Day, Liberal leadership/Bob Rae, new government in Italy, bird flu in Scotland, Prince Harry at strip club, Bandito biker gang, Alberta's infected bison, Rolling Stones in China, new theme park in PEI, Vancouver 3rd best city in the world, Writers Guild names best screenplay, McGill coeds in Playboy and the Accountability Act.
''
''-Sister Bessie: Parliament:
''Sister Bessie welcomes back the politicians to Parliament.
''
''-Liberal Leadership Hopefuls: Dion:
''Stephane Dion makes his pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.
''
''-Baby Lavalife:
''Dating service for infants.
''
''-Liberal Leadership Hopefuls: Don Cherry:
''Don Cherry makes his pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.
''
''-Klein's Farewell:
''Ralph Klein recaps his career in a farewell speech.
''
''-"Good Morning" Viagra:
''Parody of the latest Viagra commercial.
''
''-Liberal Leadership Hopefuls: Keanu:
''Keanu Reeves makes his pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.
''
''-Bush Easter Animation:
''The annual White House Easter egg hunt turns out to be a real blast.
''
''-Bank of Canada: New Quarter:
''Edith Wilkens talks about the Bank of Canada's new quarter that has a pink ribbon in its center.
''
''-Returning Hostage Blackout:
''A hostage returns home to Canada and discovers Stephen Harper is the new Prime Minister.
''
''-Travelcity Florida:
''The traveling Gnome visits Florida.
''
''-Good Friday Thoughts:
''Man reflects on the following topics Harper/Bush, Belinda Stronach, NHL playoffs, Don Cherry, exploding bathrooms at Tim Horton's, Lloyd Robertson, Global TV, high gas prices.moreless - Ep 19April 7, 20064/7/06
-Dave The Cabbie:
''Dave the Cabbie talks about Mexican crime scene investigators, Stelco no longer bankrupt, termite-infested mulch, Ben Mulroney, gouging oil companies, Sikh kids allowed to wear Kirpan in Toronto Schools, steroids in baseball, cell phones causing tumours in Sweden.
''
''-Molly: Klein's Future:
''Molly talks about Ralph Klein only getting 55 percent of his Party's approval.
''
''-Liberal Leadership Hopefuls: Goodale:
''Ralph Goodale makes his pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.
''
''-Playboy Birthday Animation:
''Hugh Hefner celebrates his 80th birthday.
''
''-Harper Throne Speech Daydream:
''While listening to the throne speech, Stephen Harper daydreams about a meeting with Pamela Anderson.
''
''-It's Your Call:
''Phone-in show It's Your Call Canadians needing passports to get into the United States, Throne Speech, farmers protest in Ottawa, Belinda Stronach not running for Liberal Leadership.
''
''-Driving With Alan Park:
''Alan Park talks about Bush and Harper in Mexico, seal hunt, U.S. debt clock.
''
''-Doug Bradford & Scott Oake:
''Hockey Night in Canada's Scott Oake talks with hockey player Doug Bradford about his recent head-on collision with the Zamboni.
''
''-Lifefest Couple:
''A husband and wife talk about the recent Lifefest Expo.
''
''-Liberal Leadership Hopefuls: Christine Magee:
''Christine Magee makes her pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.
''
''-Smart Car:
''How to steal a smart car.
''
''-Canadian Tire Animation:
''Peter McKay and Belinda Stronach audition for the role of the new Canadian Tire couple.
''
''-Nancy Wilson: NHL/Reality TV:
''Nancy Wilson speaks to Gary Bettman about reality TV.moreless - Ep 18March 31, 20063/31/06
-Harper In Mexico:
''Stephen Harper, George Bush and Vicente Fox meet in Mexico.
-Ad Absurdum:
''Commentary on current commercials.
-Liberal Leadership Hopefuls: Belinda:
''Belinda Stronach makes her pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.
-Liberal Leadership Hopefuls: Ignatieff:
''Michael Ignatieff makes his pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.
-Evan Solomon Panel: The panelists talk about Ralph Klein, the oldest living reptile, and other stories.
-Dyer Report: Afghanistan:
''Gwynne Dyer discusses Canada's military role in Afghanistan.
-Liberal Leader Hopefuls: Dryden:
''Ken Dryden makes his pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.
-U.S. / Canada Border Guards:
''An American and Canadian border guard discuss the upcoming law that will require people to have a passport to cross the border.
-Britney & Kevin At Home:
''Britney Spears and her husband Kevin open the doors of their home to the public.
-Liberal Leader Hopefuls: k.d. lang:
''k.d. lang makes her pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.
-@Discovery: Flying Squirrels:
''Professor Ick and Jay Ingram talk about a government grant to study flying squirrels.
-Liberal Leader Hopefuls: Cheese Lady:
''The Cheese Lady makes her pitch for the leadership of the Liberal party.moreless - Ep 17March 17, 20063/17/06
-Strombo Panel: ''George Stroumboulopoulos talks headlines with Bono, Stephen Harper's new cook and two-timer David Emerson retirement of the Canadian Tire couple, bird flu in Sweden, Emerson's party switching tactics, Bob Rae running for Liberal leadership, Paul and Heather McCartney, Slobodan Milosevic's death, changing Canada's motto, American ports, birds flying into buildings, town in Vermont wants to impeach George Bush. ''''-Iraqi Prison Animation: ''Prisoners from the Abu Ghraib prison get relocated. ''''-Peter MacKay Clarifies: ''Peter MacKay takes a firm stand on a number of issues. ''''-Brokeback Parody: ''Parody of the movie Brokeback Mountain Brokeback Narcissist. ''''-Harper In Afghanistant: ''Stephen Harper visits the troops in Afghanistan. ''''-Peanut Butter Baby Cups: ''The newest snack food Peanut Butter Baby Cups. ''''-Leonard Cohen Returns: ''Leonard Cohen sings about his recent court decision. ''''-LaFlamme Film Noir Moment: ''CTV newsperson Lisa LaFlamme encounters a film noir moment. ''''-Leprechaun Animation: ''Finnegan the leprechaun gives Dick Cheney a hunting lesson. ''''-Perspiration Street: ''A promo for the new show Perspiration Street.moreless - Ep 16March 10, 20063/10/06
-Harper & Teskey:
''Stephen Harper enjoys life with his wife Laureen and their two kids.
-Space Balls Animation:
''A Canadian made golf club is used by a cosmonaut to hit a ball off the International Space station.
-McCartney Seal Hunt:
''Paul McCartney and his wife Heather Mills-McCartney fight seal hunters and Newfoundland Premier Danny Williams.
-Russian Foreign Minister Quickie:
''Peter McKay gets a "nyet" from the Russian Foreign Minister.
-Alberta Healthcare Lunch:
''A man and a woman discuss Ralph Klein's plan to challenge Ottawa's Healthcare Act.
-Craig Oliver's 3-Way:
''Craig Oliver's 3-Way talks with Jack Layton, Tony Clement and handyman Mike Holmes about 24 Sussex Drive, lent, Buzz Hargrove, Cadbury Easter egg, Patriot Act, Charlie Brown cartoon, Bill Clinton hunting for interns, Grizzly Bear Hunt, Paul and Heather McCartney, Ralph Klein and Martha Stewart.
-Weathervane:
''David Emerson weathervane.
-Goonfellas:
''New movie that chronicles gambling in the NHL.
-CSI: Cancun:
''Mexico's greatest detective is hard at working solving the latest murder case.
-Falcon Beach Promo:
''Mosquitoes infest the cast on Falcon Beach.
-Ick Discusses Toxic Salmon: Daily Planet host Jay Ingram learns about toxic salmon from Professor Ick.
-Vancouver Bong Animation:
''The 2010 Vancouver Olympic committee unveils new Ross Rebagliati Olympic bong.moreless - Ep 15March 3, 20063/3/06
-Gamblers Unanimous:
''Janet Gretzky is spokesperson for Gamblers Unanimous.
''
''-Driving With Alan Park:
''Alan Park rants about Danish cartoon, Dick Cheney, Hudson Bay Company, Canadian Olympic apparel made in China.
''
''-Cheney/Bush: Hunting:
''George Bush talks quail hunting with Dick Cheney.
''
''-Inside Sports Tonight:
''Vic Taber recaps the Turin Olympics then deals with a streaker.
''
''-Critic: Oscars 2006:
''Gilbert Smyth Bite-Me's Oscar picks.
''
''-Harper's Song:
''Newly elected Prime Minister Harper sings a new tune.
''
''-Robertson Factor:
''Lloyd Robertson talks headlines with Diane Ablonczy, Dominik Hasek, and an angry Wal-Mart greeter Muslim groups upset with cartoon, two Canadian women wanted by Mexican police, Stephen Harper moves into 24 Sussex Drive, National Daycare, Harper's performance, Canadian military seeking recruits, CIA operating in Canada and Ralph Klein.
''
''-Hairoids For Men:
''Former Montreal Canadiens goalie Jose Theodore pitches his new product Hairoids for Men.
''
''-Emerson In The Dumps:
''Commentary on political party swapper David Emerson.
''
''-Offensive Cartoon:
''A satirical cartoon draws a variety of reactions.
''
''-Bobsleigh 2006:
''Canada's biggest bobsleigh fan eagerly waits in anticipation for the competition.moreless - Ep 14February 3, 20062/3/06
-The Gomery Report:
''Justice John Gomery comes out with his report.
''
''-Groundhog Animation:
''Mexican groundhog Tijuana Ted makes an appearance.
''
''-Ad Absurdum:
''Looking at the latest in absurd commercials.
''
''-Olympic Odyssey:
''Terry Leibel learns about the sport Ultimate Skeleton Fighting.
''
''-Dave The Cabbie:
''Dave the Cabbie rants about al-Qaeda's new video, Hamas/GST, Stephen Harper, Cabinet Minister's pensions, the play Hairspray, gun crimes in Toronto, rap videos, Prince Charles, Tim Horton's refusing to go to Afghanistan, frog population in Canada declining, breeding endangered species in Thailand.
''-Monthly Man:
''New product for men who suffer from PMS.
''
''-Predictions 2006:
''Will the level of hand gun violence continue to rise?
''
''-What Did They Just Say?:
''In-depth analysis of aspartame.
''
''-Harper Animation:
''Stephen Harper gets a series of congratulatory phone calls.
''
''-Luba Goes To Home Depot:
''Luba Goy goes to Home Depot.
''
''-Predictions 2006:
''The most devastating hurricane.
''
''-Olympic Animation:
''Olympians go for gold while trying not to get whacked.
''
''-AF FAQ: Unaired Sketches:
''Frequently Asked Questions about Air Farce Unaired Sketches.
''
''-Harper Transition:
''Stephen Harper prepares to take office in The Transition Zone.
''
''-Predictions 2006:
''Will the Canadian dollar continue to rise?moreless - Ep 13January 27, 20061/27/06
-Mansbridge & Harper:
''Peter Mansbridge interviews newly crowned Prime Minister Stephen Harper.
''
''-Wedding Crashers Parody:
''Stephen Harper and Peter McKay star in Election Crashers.
''
''-Olympic Segment 01:
''Brian Williams enjoys the majestic mountains in Italy.
''
''-ET Canada Quickie:
''Entertainment Tonight Canada discovers there's not much going on in Canada that's entertaining.
''
''-Martin's Garage Sale:
''Paul Martin prepares to vacate 24 Sussex Drive with a garage sale.
''
''-AF FAQ: Critics:
''Frequently Asked Questions about Air Farce How Air Farce deals with critics.
''
''-Bank Rate Announcement:
''Financial expert Edith Wilkens finds ecstasy in a Bank of Canada rate increase.
''
''-Osama Animation:
''Osama bin Laden releases new tape to inform the world he now owns William Shatner's kidney stone.
''
''-Stroumbo Panel:
''George Stroumboulopoulos and panel talk about Stephen Harper, Jack Layton, Waterloo ranked as one of intelligent communities, Bryan Berard tests positive for steroids, 200-year-old gun, CIA plane lands secretly in Canada, Sasquatch, whale stranded in Thames River.
''
''-Olympic Segment 02:
''Brian Williams talks about the Luge and Biathlon.
''
''-Eye On: Election Reflection:
''Alan Park reviews the results of January 23rd Federal election.
''
''-Video Blog: Election:
''Testing the voters' knowledge about the upcoming election.
''
''-Election Quiz Results:
''Results from online election poll.
''
''-2006 Predictions:
''Will scientists discover life on Mars?
''
''-Olympic Segment 03:
''Brian Williams enjoys the majestic mountains in Italy.moreless - Ep 12Best of: Election Night 20061/23/06
Monday, January 23rd: Election Night in Canada!
''
''-A Tale Of One Party:
''A look at the four party leaders vying for power in the January 23rd election.
''
''-Conservative Attack Ad:
''Conservatives produce nasty attack ad against the Liberals.
''
''-Liberal Attack Ad:
''Liberals produce nasty attack ad against the Conservatives.
''
''-Sister Bessie - Vote '06:
''Sister Bessie takes one last look at the candidates.
''
''-Martin & New TV Ad:
''Liberal strategist talks with Paul Martin about a new ad.
''
''-Election Quiz:
''Testing the voters' knowledge about the upcoming election.
''
''-Layton Disclaimer:
''Jack Layton addresses his past visit to a private clinic.
''
''-Debate 2006:
''Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton and Gilles Duceppe engage in a heated debate.
''
''-"How To Vote":
''Training video teaches how to vote in a Canadian election.
''
''-iPOD Animation:
''Politicians meet technology to create the liePod.
''
''-Mildred K. Plush Political Ad:
''Political ad for the Idiot Party of Canada.
''
''-Ed & Flo - Farm Election:
''Ed & Flo get to the root of the election for farmers.moreless - Ep 11January 20, 20061/20/06
A Tale Of One Party
''A look at the four party leaders vying for power in the January 23rd election.
''
''Conservative Attack Ad
''Conservatives produce nasty attack ad against the Liberals.
''
''Liberal Attack Ad
''Liberals produce nasty attack ad against the Conservatives.
''
''Craig Oliver's 3-Way
''Craig Oliver, along with Anne McLellan, Christine McGee and k.d. lang, talks about election costs, Stephen Harper, new Saddam Hussein judge, polar bear fur, Wendy's chili finger lady, space Swiffer, Starbucks bombing, Montreal Canadiens firing their coach, al-Qaeda member killed.
''
''Sister Bessie - Vote '06
''Sister Bessie takes one last look at the candidates.
''
''Martin & New TV Ad
''Liberal strategist talks with Paul Martin about a new ad.
''
''FAQ: Wigs
''Frequently Asked Questions about Air Farce Wigs.
''
''Election Quiz
''Testing the voters' knowledge about the upcoming election.
''
''Layton Disclaimer
''Jack Layton addresses his past visit to a private clinic.
''
''Mona Lisa Animation
''Leonardo Da Vinci enlists the help of Stephen Harper to make Mona Lisa smile.
''
''Gang Soliloquoy
''Urban teenager encounters William Shakespeare-like angst over whether he should or should not join a gang.moreless - Ep 10January 13, 20061/13/06
-Debate 2006:
''Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton and Gilles Duceppe engage in a heated debate.
''
''-Dubya Abstinence Animation:
''George Bush has an issue with a condom.
''
''-"How To Vote":
''Training video teaches how to vote in a Canadian election.
''
''-Klein - Prosperity Bonus:
''Ralph Klein goes to door to door delivering Kleinbucks to every Albertan.
''''-Condensed News Network Animation:
''A newscast has been condensed to a one word format.
''
''-Dave The Cabbie:
''Dave the Cabbie rants about Conservative candidate facing smuggling charges, Canadian Embassy, Ariel Sharon, Martin-Harper, Liberal military ads, female suicide bombers, bin Laden's niece in GQ, animal rights activist, woman marries dolphin and Vancouver woman guilty of killing trees.
''
''-Weighing In:
''Weight loss group counts calories.
''
''-iPOD Animation:
''Politicians meet technology to create the liePod.
''
''-Jenkins - Shredder:
''Office misfit Jenkins has an incident with the paper shredder.
''
''-Mildred K. Plush Political Ad:
''Political ad for the Idiot Party of Canada.
''
''-790 News - Skipper & Gilligan:
''Radio madness from the K-790 morning show.
''
''-Air Farce FAQ - Donuts:
''Frequently Asked Questions about Air Farce What happens with donuts from the donut shop?
''
''-Poker Game Chat:
''Playing poker and politics for high stakes.moreless - Ep 9January 6, 20061/6/06
-Belinda Campaign Pitch:
''Belinda Stronach preps for the election.
''
''-Save The Tobacco Companies:
''Tobacco executive solicits people on the street for money.
''
''-Newman's Situation Room:
''Don Newman reports on Ukraine gas, Canadian snowboarders, Toronto gangs, Jeff Reardon, Pierre Pettigrew's subway assault, Stephen Harper, Paul Martin, World Clock, George W. Bush, Sylvester Stallone, Ralph Goodale, Income Trust.
''
''-Tom Jones Animation:
''Tom Jones gets knighted.
''
''-eBay Brothers:
''Two brothers hawk their junk on eBay.
''
''-Ebb & Flo - Farm Election:
''Ebb & Flo get to the root of the election for farmers.
''
''-What Did They Just Say?:
''Alan Park rants about Lance Armstrong, King Kong, China lending money to America, Gilles Duceppe.
''
''-Election Hinterland - Layton:
''A look at the rare and endangered Jackus Laytonus.
''
''-Inside Sports Tonight:
''Inside Sports host Vic Taber takes shots at Toronto Blue Jays, Super Bowl, then talks hockey with Bob "Bobblehead" MacKenzie.
''
''-Harper Prepares For Debate:
''Stephen Harper gets a debate update.moreless - Ep 82005: Year of the Farce (December 30, 2005)12/30/05
-Stroumboulopoulos Panel:
''George Stroumboulopoulos, Anne McLellan, Melissa the fast food server and the Tim Hortons Clint Eastwood guy talk about Jack Layton, Belinda Stronach, U.S. Ambassador David Wilkens, Andre Boisclair and the flooding of the South Saskatchewan river.
''
''-Martin & Peter Newman:
''Peter C. Newman tapes an interview with Paul Martin.
''
''-Animation Justice Animation:
''The people vs Karla Homolka.
''
''-Al Qaeda Workers Quickie:
''A couple of Al Qaeda handymen make trouble for George Bush.
''
''-Canadian Moment - NYE 05:
''Donut shoppers make predictions then talk about the upcoming election.
''
''-Harper Ad #1:
''Stephen Harper ad discusses Childcare.
''
''-Layton Campaigns:
''NDP leader Jack Layton sings his way into the heart of Canadian voters.
''
''-Critic - NYE:
''Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me 2005 entertainment review includes CBC Strike, Star Wars, March of the Penguins, King Kong and celebrity court cases that include Michael Jackson, Martha Stewart and Robert Blake.
''
''-Russian Idol:
''Russian Idol winner Kreminem sings.
''
''-Sportsnet - Year In Review:
''Sportsnet anchors take shots at Super Bowl, CFL million dollar kicker Brian Deisbourg, Kobe Bryant, Toronto Raptors, Chicago White Sox, Ozzie Guillen's kiss, European soccer, death of George Best, new Microsoft game xBoxer, Rafael Palmeiro, competitive poker, and Lance Armstrong.
''
''-Bush & Twins:
''The Bush twins help their dad with his New Year's Address.
''
''-Flying With Alan Park:
''Alan Park rants about missing Ontario driver's licenses, designated car pool lanes, traffic report from a helicopter.
''
''-Harper Ad #2:
''Stephen Harper ad discusses political accountability.
''
''-Glen Foster - NYE:
''Stand-up comedian Glen Foster targets the events of 2005.
''
''-Sister Bessie - Election:
''Sister Bessie's election analysis.
''
''-Bradford & Oake:
''Scott Oake talks hockey with Dough Bradford.
''
''-Grizzly Suzuki Animation:
''David Suzuki gets an up close and personal demonstration on the mating habits of the Grizzly Bear.
''
''-Harper Ad #3:
''Stephen Harper ad discusses crime.
''
''-Ester & Judy:
''A woman stresses about her big date and the recent arrival of her mom.
''
''-Molson Cold Shots:
''New Molson Stone Cold shots really pack a punch.
''
''-Video Blog - NYE:
''Video clips include Jack Layton, Liberal spokesperson Scott Reid, Paul Martin wine testing, Navy mannequin, Pope blesses Olympic flame, George Bush.
''
''-Awkward Moments - Surprise:
''A man learns a valuable lesson about peanut butter.
''
''-Political Climate:
''CBC meteorologist Claire Martin gives her election forecast.
''
''-Chicken Cannon Target '05:
''Chicken Cannon Target of 2005 Paul Martin and Stephen Harper.moreless - Ep 7December 9, 200512/9/05
Craig Oliver's 3-Way with Gilles Duceppe, Don Cherry and the Cheese Lady: Craig Oliver and panel discuss Stephen Harper wanting to cut GST, the difference between Conservatives and Liberals, Stephen Harper's economic plan, Buzz Hargrove, Jim Carrey, Gilles Duceppe's new hockey team, White House Christmas tree, Rod Stewart, the court case involving female zoo workers and Koko the gorilla, and whether coffee helps short-term memory. ''''Video Blog: Video clips include Brian Mulroney, Stephen Harper, Reverend John Sentamu, world's ugliest dog, world's largest condom, George Bush. ''''Dar-B-Q: The unveiling of the newest barbequing product: the Dar-B-Q. ''''Shopping With Bin Laden: Osama Bin Laden gets into the Christmas spirit. ''''Ad Absurdum - Christmas: A look at the absurdity of Christmas commercials. ''''CSI: Rhyme: The cast of CSI go on a rhyming spree. ''''Driving With Alan Park: Alan Park talks about being on TV, viewer mail, South Korea, new president of Iran. ''''The Consumer Advocates: A couple of consumer advocates talk about warning labels on products.''''Santa Revenge Animation: Santa gets even with the four federal leaders for having a Christmas election.''''New Pope: The New Pope discusses his plans for a new papacy with a couple of Bishops. ''''Poker Granny: Parody of commercial for online poker. ''''AFPWGBOCA: Jessica Simpson is the spokesperson for the Association for Performers Who Get By on Cleavage Alone.''''Chicken Cannon Promo: Watch for the Chicken Cannon Top Ten of 2005!moreless - Ep 6December 2, 200512/2/05
Martin Visits GG Quickie''After having his government defeated, Paul Martin visits the Governor General. ''''Harper Plans Campaign''Stephen Harper unleashes his heat-vision while planning his campaign. ''''TravelCity ''The Roaming Gnome comes to Toronto. ''''UN Climate Conference ''Environment Minster Stephane Dion discusses global warming. ''''Canadian Action News Animation ''Canada Action News investigates a New Bruce Lee statue. ''''Tim Horton's Chicken Sandwich ''Parody of Tim Horton's commercial that features a Clint Eastwood look-a-like.''''News From Away ''Jimmy and Seamus talk about Stephen Harper, Canadian hostages in Iraq, Dick Pound, Vancouver Olympics, George Bush, Liberal Party having trouble with Quebec ad agencies, Peter MacKay, organ transplants in New Jersey, Bonhomme in a thong. ''''Toronto Funeral Package ''New funeral home for gang-bangers in the hood. ''''Easy Dough Pretend-a-Bank ''For people with no bank accounts. ''''Short Order Cook: Election ''Short order cook talks about the upcoming federal election. ''''Jenkins: Water Cooler ''Office worker Jenkins finds working the water cooler a real challenge. ''''Politics: Celebrity Candidates ''Don Newman discusses the current trend of Celebrity Candidates. ''''Eye On: Flu Shot''A look at some of the ingredients in the flu shot. ''''Ice Berg Comments On 50 Cent ''Rapper Ice Berg comments on the proposed banning of fellow rapper 50 Cent.moreless - Ep 5November 25, 200511/25/05
From AirFarce.com:''''Dates ''Potential dates for upcoming election. ''''Stan's Grey Cup Fun Pack ''Stan unveils his latest product, the Grey Cup Fun Pack. ''''Bush's Door on Terror Animation ''George Bush has trouble opening a number of doors. ''''Cold and Flu Encounter ''While waiting to see a doctor, a woman talks about two-tier health care.''''Martin & Stronach In Bar ''A jilted Paul Martin gets dating tips from Belinda Stronach.''''Driving With Alan Park ''Topics New PQ leader, new Toronto slogan, new Taco Bell wrap. ''''Dave The Cabbie''Dave the Cabbie rants about Conrad Black, new Xbox 360, Brian Mulroney, Paul Martin assassination attempt, American Thanksgiving, Internet, Federal Public Works.''''First Nations Summit ''The Lakota guy speaks at a First Nations Summit. ''''OnStar of David ''Global positioning service. ''''The Boisclair Incident ''New Parti Quebecois leader Andre Boisclair talks strategy with a couple of his aides and a plant.''''Donut Shop - Election ''Donut shoppers Sam and Charlene discuss the upcoming federal election. ''''Murphy's Law''Rex Murphy takes a stab at the absurdities of linguistics. ''''New Gun Laws ''Justice minister Irwin Colter makes a plea for his new gun law proposal.moreless - Ep 4November 18, 200511/18/05
Goodale On MTV''Ralph Goodale talks about his mini-budget with a pair of Much Music VJ's. ''''Video Blog''Video clips include Stephen Harper, Conrad Black, Governor General Michaelle Jean, Scooter Libby, Manitoba snow storm and Jack Layton. ''''All The Parliament's Men''Stephen Harper, Jack Layton and Gilles Duceppe gather in a parking garage to discuss bringing down the government. ''''Happy 20th Microsoft Animation''While celebrating the 20th anniversary of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates gets a surprise. ''''Bush - Ethics''George Bush responds to a recent poll that shows Americans distrust his ethics and honesty. ''''Friday Week Watch''Topics include Howard Stern, new wiretap bill introduced, Andre Boisclair, cardboard box inducted into Toy Hall of Fame, Ralph Klein offers to help Stephen Harper, Italian-Canadians interred in WW II, collapse of ancient wall in Rome, new dental gum for soldiers.''''Poultry 12 ''The Poultry-12 the latest in genetically created chickens. ''''Ozzy Meets The Queen ''Ozzy Osbourne meets the Queen. ''''Abendigo - Cosmetic Surgery''Notions host Abendigo Winkler examines the issue of cosmetic surgery. ''''Crackberry''A man develops a destructive addiction to his Blackberry. ''''Sunday At Seven ''Same-sex couple meets the in-laws.''''Divinely Inked''The owner of a tattoo parlor speaks about taking his craft to a new spiritual level.moreless - Ep 3November 11, 200511/11/05
Layton - Balance of Power:''NDP leader Jack Layton unveils new NDP tunes. ''''Justice Animation:''Animation Justice seeks justice on Jean Pelletier. ''''Newman Situation Room: ''Don Newman's situation room Topics: Canada's unemployment rate, Money laundering, Michaelle Jean, George Bush's bird flu plan, Condoleezza Rice, Carolina Panther cheerleaders fired, Warren Beatty/Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christian Slater and Paris Hilton. ''''Mattress Commercial: ''Sweet Country owner Christine McKee demonstrates the versatility of her mattresses. ''''World According To Chrtien:''Jean Chretien responds to the Gomery Report. ''''Air Canada Food Display:''An Air Canada flight attendant demonstrates their new in-flight meals. ''''French Rioting Animation:''Jerry Lewis solves the riot problem in France. ''''Vet Lays Wreath:''While trying to place a wreath, a veteran encounters wreath interruptus. ''''Williams & Leibel - Hazing:''Brian Williams and Terry Leibel discuss the consequences of hazing. ''''Eye On America:''Alan Park talks about George Bush's bird flu plan. ''''History Television Parody:''Where the war never ends. ''''New Hockey Rules:''Hockey player struggles to explain the new NHL rules.moreless - Ep 2November 4, 200511/4/05
From CBC.ca:
-Gomery Report''Justice Gomery issues his report.
-Video iPod''A couple argue over the picture quality of the new Video iPod.
-Ad Absurdum''Commentary on commercials that people love to hate.
-Royals Visit Washington Animation''Charles and Camilla attend a formal dinner at the White House.
-Stroumboulopoulos Panel ''George Stroumboulopoulos talks headlines with Ralph Goodale, Carolyn Parrish and Bono. Topics: Man kicks field goal and wins one million, Income Trusts, Hudson Bay takeover, new slogan for separatist army, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Condi Rice visits Canada, Canadian military goes to Hans Island.
-Driving With Alan Park''Alan talks about the Bird Flu pandemic, flu shots and a new bounty put on Bigfoot.
-Sister Bessie - Press Gallery ''Sister Bessie reviews the annual press gallery dinner.
-Kid Obesity ''Don reflects on obesity in children.
-Kashchewan Rez ''A bureaucrat is sent to the native reservation to help with the drinking water problem.
-Ireland Tourism ''Come see Ireland, it's terrorist-free.
-He Says She Says - Calories ''Debate about counting calories.
-Military Tampax ''Canadian Navy develops new way to prevent submarines from leaking.
-Jackass or Politician Animation ''New game show that asks the question Jackass or Politician. Guest Jean Chretien.
-Ick Explains Bird Flu ''Professor Ick talks about the Bird Flu. ''moreless - Ep 1October 28, 200510/28/05
-National Without Commentary:''When it comes to ratings, Peter Mansbridge discover silence is golden. ''''-Rock'em Sock'em Lockout:''Don Cherry's releases his new video Rock'em Sock'em Lockout. ''''-Vampire PSA Animation:''A vampire discovers the dangers of Hep C. ''''-Driving With Alan Park:''Alan Park talks about the new Governor General and the relevancy of the monarchy in Canada. ''''-Friday Week Watch:''Topics: Loto 649; Junior hockey hazing, Iraq elections, Saddam Hussein, George Bush's popularity, Snow White on Broadway, Bill Clinton on Softwood, Alberta's new CIA, Peter Newman new Mulroney book, Angela Merkel, Walt Disney in China, Malaria research, Stephen Harper. ''''-Harper & McKay:''Stephen Harper and Peter McKay discuss how to win the next election. ''''-Viagra Parody - Office:''Parody of Viagra commercial. ''''-Donut Shop - Governor Genervera:''Al & Vera talk about the new Governor General. ''''-Craig Documentary:''An up-close and personal look at Air Farce cast member Craig Lauzon. ''''-Video Blog:''Video clips include - Brian Mulroney, David Dingwal, Jean Chretien, Saddam Hussein, Condeleezza Rice. ''''-Viagra Parody - Family:''Family discusses Viagra. ''''-Martin & Dingwall:''Paul Martin talks greed with David Dingwall. ''''-Dubya Pants Animation:''George Bush talks about Nuclear power pants. ''''-Karla Living:''Karla Holmoka replaces Martha Stewart.moreless
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Season 12
- Ep 2512-Season Finale4/1/05
-Canadian Moment:''Charles and Camilla's upcoming wedding is the hot topic in the donut shop.''''-Dakota Commercial:''Native pitchman Floyd Red Crow Westerman sells his new product "Dakota Beavers-In-Your-Pants Pain Reliever".''''-CBC News Today: Kyoto Protocol''Kyoto discussion leaves the panel feeling all hot and bothered.''''-Newman News:''Don Newman talks about Radio Shack, police in Winnipeg, pine beetles, alcohol and gas price expected to rise this summer, Swiss plan to stop glaciers, police find drug dealers building a submarine, Toronto Blue Jays, woman finds finger in her chili, Addidas unveils new "smart shoe".''''-Sister Bessie:''Sandie Rinaldo speaks to security guard at the Parthenon about a Canadian student charge with picking up a piece of marble.''''-Sandie & Nick:''Sister Bessie talks about Paul Martin's minority government.''''-Funeral For Bubba The Lobster:''Jay Ingram interviews a SARS virus.''''-Daily Planet: SARS:''A priest eulogizes an old lobster.''''-French Comic:''A French comic struggles to perform his act speaking English.''''-News From Away:''Jimmy and Shamus O'Toole report on the Queen's plan to visit Alberta and Saskatchewan, next Governor General should be Lakota guy, Kyrgyzstan, woman rows across Pacific, NHL season, Brian Mulroney, tax tip and how to tell if your teenager is taking steroids. ''''-Bride of Chucky Quickie:''Movie parody about the upcoming Chuck and Camilla nuptials.''''-CTV NewsNet: Air Canada Uniforms:''An Air Canada flight attendant speaks about their new uniforms.''''-Ralph Klein: Senate Commentary:''Ralph Klein beefs about recent appointments to the Senate.''Point Counterpoint: Gender Based ''''-Pricing:''Debate about Gender Based Pricing.''''-Coronation Street Keith's Guy:''Keith's Ale guy shows up on an episode of Coronation Street.''''-Alan Park: Not The Official Story:''Alan Park talks about Canadian lab technician deals with ebola-like virus, George Bush, Bobby Fisher, Charles/Camilla, Italian reporter shot in Iraq, sleep apnea, Kofi Annan, women and their love for chocolate.''''-Gomery Quickie:''Parody of MasterCard commercial that targets the Gomery Commission.''''-Concussion Awareness:''Hockey player promotes Concussion Awareness.''''-Springtime With Martha Stewart:''Martha Stewart enjoys the first day of spring.''''-Entertainment News With Liz & Liza:''Liz & Liza rant about new Donald Trump bio-pic, Paula Abdul, Rod Stewart, new Star Wars, Sarah Jessica Parker, Whitney Huston, Juno Awards and Michael Jackson.''''-Hockey Not In Canada:''Hockey Night In Canada analysts Bob Cole and Harry Neale host a special edition of Hockey Not In Canada.''''-Blue Ice Animation:''Fans react to the NHL trying out a blue ice surface.moreless - Ep 24Episode 12-193/25/05
Peter Mansbridge's Piano Bar newscast. Ad for the popular and sexy TV series, "Rex And The City." Farmers Ed and Flo discuss the American ban on Canadian beef. Paul Martin meets with George W. Bush and his twins, Barbara and Not Barbara. Kirsty Alley talks about her new show, "Fat Actress." Across Canada Today reports on local stories that the rest of the country doesn't care about. Ad for "Fear Factor." The Dyer Report with Gwynne Dyer. Ad for "Jewish Jeopardy." Gravol, the remedy for nausea caused by erectile-dysfunction commercials. Larry King talks to a Michael Jackson look-alike.
Part Two: ''Thank You News''The Thank You News teams reports on Canada joins major terrorism exercise, scented bowling balls, cat eviction from Bangladesh hospital, chewing gum to increase breast size, Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to ban junk food from California schools, kids coat found with razor blades, Mel Gibson.''Easter At Neverland Ranch''Easter Bunny has a special present for Michael Jackson.''Ad Absurdum''Commercials CIBC, Fido Guy, Kit Kat, Crescendo Rising Crust Pizza, Swiffer Duster, Rick Mercer and Blockbuster.''Night Of The Living Harper''Stephen Harper scares people into following his ideals.''Inside Sports Tonight''Inside sports host Vic Taber talks about Toronto Blue Jays, Roberto Alomar, congressional investigation into steroid use, Jose Canseco, NASCAR, Kobe Bryant.''Stan's New Airline''Stan's new airline will help pick up the slack from the demise of Jetsgo.''Short Order Cook: Bird Flu''A short order cook shares her views on the Bird Flu.''Bill Gates Knighting Animation''Bill Gates gets knighted by the Queen.''Alan Park: Not The Official Story''Alan Park rants about Jetsgo, potholes in Quebec, Lord of the Rings musical, How to tell you're in a rut, Da Vinci Code critism, Paris Hilton, and Billy Joel.''The Hour: Martin's Speech''George Stroumboulopoulos dissects a Paul Martin speech with the help of Jack Layton, Valerie Pringle and Melissa the fast food.''Knob Of The Week''Conservative Party loose cannon Cheryl Gallant is the Knob of the Week.''Forest Couple Commercial''"Halls Shotguns" taking care of annoying woodpeckers.''Charles & Camilla Animation''Charles and Camilla get more than they bargained for when they hail a cab.moreless - Ep 23Episode 12-183/4/05
-Craig Oliver's 3-Way:''Craig Oliver, John Ralston Saul, Nick the Greek and Kalan Porter talk about Condoleezza Rice, Dalton McGuinty, farmers circle Queen's Park, Tutankhamun, Greeks archeology, Scott Tournament of Hearts, capture of Saddam's half brother.''''-Charles & Camilla Plan Wedding:''Charles & Camilla plan their wedding.''''-CBC Sports Centre: Terry Leibel:''Cutbacks and firings leaves CBC sportscaster Terry Leibel holding down the fort.''''-Knob Of The Week:''City council of Iqaluit gets crowned Knob of the Week.''''-Paul Martin: Mr Dithers:''Paul Martin explains his stance on missile defense.''''-NHL Lockout Video:''Video that sums up the NHL lockout.''''-Newz Rapp:''Rappers Feminem and Ice Berg report on George Bush, Nobel Peace Price, Missile Shield, Vancouver Winter Olympics, Michael Jackson.''''-Alan Park: Not The Official Story:''Alan Park talks about Tournaments of Hearts winner, defaced nude statue in Penticton BC, improving railroads and highways in Northeaster Canada the States, beef ban, Paul Cellucci, Condoleezza Rice.''''-Laundromat:''while doing their laundry two women discuss Paul Martin's missile defense situation, John Manley, Pierre Pettigrew, breast hungry gorilla.''''-Across Canada Today:''Across Canada Today travels to Charlottetown to talk about fish, South central Ontario to talk about the greenbelt plan and Winnipeg to talk about internet dating.moreless - Ep 22Episode 12-172/25/05
-Dave The Cabbie:''Dave the Cabbie rants about Ralph Goodale, Paul Martin not signing missile defense, Paul Martin sending 30 soldiers to Iraq, NHL'er Steve Moore sues Todd Bertuzzi, Famous Players theatres, monarch butterflies - Insurance company profits, B.C. polygamists, Adrienne Clarkson.''''-Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me: Best Picture: ''Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me makes his Best Picture choice.''''-Adrienne Clarkson At Rideau Hall:''Security guard Arden Gardner keeps Adrienne Clarkson safe from a tour of students.''''-Sister Bessie: Gomery Inquiry:''Sister Bessie targets the Gomery Inquiry.''''-George Stroumboloupolous & Ralph Goodale:''George Stroumboulopoulos crunches numbers with Finance Minister Ralph Goodale.''''-Alan Park: Not The Official Story:''Alan Park talks about Gomery, Defense Minister Bill Graham, WalMart, antidepressants, study on yawning, Hutterites, Charles upcoming marriage to Camilla.''''-What's News''The What's News team reports on Paul Martin as "Mr. Dithers", Charles & Camilla, Jack Layton, Asian flu, Boise Idaho strip club, co-founder of Subway Subs, Bill Cosby, Michael Jackson.''''-Curmudgeon: Vioxx:''The drug Vioxx leaves the Curmudgeon with a heart of stone.''''-Craig & Luba Talk To Jeremy:''Jeremy asks about CBC spending.moreless - Ep 21Hockey Night on Air Farce2/18/05
-Coach's Corner: 7 Second Delay:''Coach's Corner's new seven second delay.''''-Hockey Withdrawal:''A woman attempts to bring her husband out of a comatose state brought on by the hockey strike.''''-Jody Vance & Mario Lemieux:''Sportsnet's Jody Vance talks NHL lockout with Mario Lemieux.''''-Bettman/Goodenow Animation:''Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow rap about the NHL strike.''''-Guy Lafleur Commercial:''Aging hockey star deals with Erectile Dysfunction.''''-Joke Compilation # 1:''What the lockout means to the Toronto Maple Leafs, discovery of an 1834 hockey painting suggests the sport may have originated in the U.S., Todd Bertuzzi.''''-That's Hockey: Haley Wickenheiser:''Haley Wickenheiser proves she's man enough to play with the ladies.''''-Bettman/Goodenow:''Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow go tongue to tongue.''''-National Anthem:''American National Anthem sung to a different tune.''''-Postal Strike:''NHL players take a shot a delivering the mail.''''-Joke Compilation # 2:''Midget hockey league tests players for performance-enhancing drugs, outdoor NHL game in Edmonton, Doug Gilmour.''''-Queen's Corner''Ron MacLean and her Royal Majesty drop the gloves in Queen's Corner.''''-Gretzky Ad:''Number 99 still has meaning for Wayne Gretzky it's the number of products he's currently endorsing.''''-Spitting Hockey Players:''Hockey players worried about the economy.''''-Joke Compilation # 3:''Haley Wickenheiser, NHL arenas install safety nets, Don Cherry/Greatest Canadian.moreless - Ep 20Episode 12-162/11/05
Gomery Commission: Chrtien:''John Gomery probes Jean Chrtien.''''Thank You News:''Anchors Joan Manners and Donna Pleasance look at Prince Charles & Camilla, Iraqi coloured finger system, General Rick Hillier, Defense Minister Bill Graham, B.C. Beaver Fever, Saskatchewan wants same treatment as Newfoundland, new bat saliva stroke remedy, pit-bull owners.''''Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me: Best Actor:''Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me's all-male movie review.''''Speed Network News:''The fastest newscast anywhere reports on Quebec liquor strike over, Edmonton Police fire chief, U.S. opens border to Canadian cattle, Condoleezza Rice, Ontario trillium, Happy Days reunion, alcohol harmful as cigarettes, Queer Beer, Gomery comment, Gummy Bear implants, new Crest toothpaste, Neilson ratings.''''Lie Detector Commercial:''Beauty cream tells no lies.''''Alan Park: Not The Official Story:''Alan Park targets Winnipeg police videotaping Johns, SkyDome's new name, Sydney tar ponds, B.C. government targets beaver fever, Super bowl halftime show, Merriam-Webster approves new George Bush friendly dictionary.''''Crocodile Hunter Animation:''Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin does it Vegas style with Celine Dion.''''Joan Rivers & Michael Jackson:''Joan Rivers interviews Michael Jackson about his molestation trial.''''Daily Planet: Eagles:''Jay Ingram talks about bald eagles.''''Parliamentary Asides: Ethel Blondin-Andrew:''MP Ethel Blondin-Andrew promotes snow as a reusable fuel alternative.''''Leonard Cohen's Valentine DVD:''Leonard Cohen's DVD of love.moreless - Ep 19Episode 12-152/4/05
What's News:''Anchors Kyle and Meagan report on Canadian Olympic committee plan for gold in 2010, new bridge between Detroit and Windsor, Eastern Canada snowstorm, new baseball steroid plan, Paris Hilton, book of bin Laden Interviews.''''Dar Heatherington:''Dar Heatherington keeps us up to date on what is happening in her life.''''Look, Learn & Listen:''Liberals demand northerners must register their canoes.''''Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me: Best Actress:''Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me's Oscar chick picks.''''Aspirin Commercial:''Commercial for the new extra strength spontaneous combustion aspirin.''''Canadian Moment Part 01:''Air Farce's donut shoppers talk about George Bush's State of the Union address, Condoleeza Rice, casinos on Air Canada.''''Bill O'Reilly Animation:''Fox loudmouth Bill O'Reilly is in over his head when he slags the CBC.''''House Of Commons Security:''Anne McLellan deals with a House of Commons security guard.''''Superbowl Auditions Animation:''Halftime auditions for the Super Bowl.''''Alan Park: Not The Official Story:''Alan Park targets cadet Halloween party, U.S. occupation of Iraq, Kanata man's suicide, Iraqi election, same-sex marriage.''''Knob Of The Week: Sudbury Council:''The city of Greater Sudbury Council are crowned Knob of the Week.''''Canadian Moment 02:''Air Farce's donut shoppers talk about Guantanamo Bay/Donald Rumsfeld, Iraq elections, George Bush, Condoleezza Rice, American Idol, African Lion Safari attack and Virgin Airlines.''''iGod:''Sister Melanoma unveils the church's latest gadget to get more kids to read the Bible The iGod.''''Canadian Moment 03:''Air Farce's donut shoppers talk about new slogans for African Lion Safari.moreless - Ep 18Episode 12-141/28/05
Channel 10 Report:''Anchors Kyle and Meagan report on the Canadian Olympic committee plans for gold in Vancouver 2010, new bridge between Detroit and Windsor, Eastern Canada snowstorm, new baseball steroid plan, Paris Hilton, book of bin Laden Interviews.''''Missing Link Animation:''The discovery of the missing evolutionary link.''''Wacky Wanda:''Wacky Wanda's fine art sale.''''The Weather Network: Earthquake Report: ''Scientist encounters a quake of seismo-gasmic proportions.''''Lotto 649 Commercial:''After trying to do something nice for their kids, a cottage couple learn they have lost the genetic lottery.''''Iraq Election Advance Coverage:''Iraqi coverage of the Iraqi election.''''Todd Bertuzzi Animation:''NASA takes aim at destroying a comet with the help of Todd Bertuzzi.''''Parent Hockey Rage:''Dealing with the outbreak of parental hockey rage.''''Alan Park: Not The Official Story:''Alan Park talks about Canada's national defence department, Toronto as a cultural capital, new Ukrainian president, Afghan president Hamid Karzai, Iraqi election.''''Paul Martin & Danny Williams:''Paul Martin and Danny Williams engage in some verbal sparring over the Atlantic Accord.''''Murphy Report: Same Sex Marriage:''Rex Murphy gets lathered up over SpongeBob Squarepants.''''Condi Speaks:''Condoleezza Rice's tsunami comment.''''Inside Sports Tonight:''The hockey lockout has forced a number of NHL'ers to look for new careers.''''Channel 10 News Update:''Anchors Kyle and Meagan report on Bill Cosby, TV show Survivor, Leonardo DaVinci.moreless - Ep 17Episode 12-131/21/05
Sandie Rinaldo & Paul Martin''Sandi Rinaldo interviews Paul Martin from Southeast Asia.''Dakota Commerical: Joint Pain''Native pitchman Floyd Red Crow Westerman sells his new product "Dakota Joint Pain Reliever."''Bush: Inauguration Speech''George Bush gives his inauguration speech.''Ralph Klein: HealthWatch''Ralph Klein assures everyone that Alberta cattle are Mad Cow free.''Larry King Live: Kalan Porter & William Hung''Larry King chats with William Hung and Kalan Porter about their new tsunami relief song.''Newman News: Prince Harry''Don Newman reports on Saturn's Titan moon, Ontario raises tobacco tax, Quebec smoking law, Mahmoud Abbas/Mamma Mia, women prisoners getting subsidized, Prince Harry swastika commentary, Garth Drabinsky, Microsoft anti-virus software, Ralph Klein's mad cow comments.''Dakota: Ass Pain''Native pitchman Floyd Red Crow Westerman sells his new product "Dakota Ass Pain Reliever."''Alan Park: Not The Official Story''Alan Park talks about Prince Harry, environment report on rocket fuel in drinking water, Calgary Bishop's comments on gays, Abu Ghraib, George Bush inaugurated, Danny Williams.''Dakota: Ducks''Native pitchman Floyd Red Crow Westerman sells his new product "Dakota Duck-Through-The-Head Pain Reliever."''Stephen Harper & Belinda Stronach''Stephen Harper gets up close and personal with Belinda Stronach.''A Moment With Judy Sgro''Judy Sgro discovers she has become a displaced individual.''Dakota: Pets''Native pitchman Floyd Red Crow Westerman sells his new product "Dakota For Pets."''World's Worst Shopping Channel''Shopping for food icons in the shape of religious figures.moreless - Ep 16Episode 12-121/14/05
Danny Williams Flag Interview''New CBC anchor George Stroumboulopoulos interviews Danny Williams about Newfoundland's Canadian flag controversy.''Margaret Atwood: Canada For Asia''Margaret Atwood hosts CBC's fundraiser for Tsunami relief.''Tucker Carlson In Canada Animation''After making derogative comments about Canada former CNN host Tucker Carlson discovers the pains of puppy power.''HealthWatch: Vitamin E''Hal & Joanne talk about health values of vitamin E.''Dave The Cabbie''Dave the Cabbie rants about hockey player Sidney Crosby, Canada's Disaster Assistance Response Team, overweight Germans, Belinda Stronach dating Peter McKay, Nazi Prince Harry, George Bush seeing himself as the voice of God, snorting Vancouver snow.''Peter & Lloyd In Southeast Asia''Peter Mansbridge and Lloyd Robinson battle for headlines in Southeast Asia.''This Week In The NHL''The NHL strike forces a hockey program to air nothing.''CSI: Britney''Britney Spears becomes a forensic scientist.''Bush Speech Animation''George Bush preps for his upcoming inauguration.''Stan's Convergence System''Stan's new high-tech convergence system.''HealthWatch: Chocolate & Wine''Hal & Joanne talk about health values of chocolate/beer/red wine.''Thank You News''Thank You News team looks at Judy Sgro, Ralph Klein, Gomery Commission, Bundt cake inventor dies, Victoria Beckham, new drug for ADHD, man in Utah shoots self with nail gun, Fox ad with naked Mickey Rooney, Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct remake.''Frank McKenna: U.S. Ambassador''Former New Brunswick premier Frank McKenna preps for this appointment as Canada's new ambassador to America.''HealthWatch: Marijuana & Bacon''Hal & Joanne talk about health values of medical marijuana and bacon.moreless - Ep 15Episode 12-111/7/05
Craig Oliver's 3-Way''Craig Oliver discusses Tsunami relief funds, Judy Sgro, why animals survived the Tsunami, Afghanistan president Karzai, Manitoba blizzard, senator who wants to force Canadians to vote.''Financial News''Look back at the big financial events of 2004 Conrad Black, rising oil prices, Martha Stewart, Air Canada, soaring Canadian dollar.''Bonhomme Quits Animation''Bonhomme Carnival goes looking for a new job.''Alan Park: Not The Official Story''Alan Park comments on Tsunami relief money, BC Premier Gordon Campbell, beef ban, new oil discovery in Cuba, Danny Williams flag flap.''Bobblehead & Bertuzzi''Bob Bobblehead MacKenzie interviews Todd Bertuzzi.''Ad Absurdum''Commentary on the commercials people love to hate. Expedia, Bailey's Irish Cream,Viagra, Molson Canadian, M& M's, Imodium, and Tampax.''Danny Williams Flag Animation''Newfoundland Premier Danny Williams raises a few issues with Paul Martin.''Dalton McGuinty Marketing Tips''Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty markets Ontario to the rest of the world.''Tsunami Report''A BBC interviewer talks to Jeb Bush and Paul Martin about the Tsunami.''Mad Cow Interview''A cow reacts to the opening up the U.S. boarder to Canadian beef.''Quebec Bar Chat''A couple of beer buddies talk about the elderly in favour of legalizing marijuana, Ralph Goodale lowers E.I. payments, George Bush Time Magazines Man of the Year.''''moreless - Ep 14New Year's Eve Special 2004: Year of the Farce12/31/04
News From Away''Jimmy & Shamus O'Toole's 2004 look back at same sex legislation in time for hockey starved fans, NBA brawl, John Kerry, leaky Canadian subs, Blue Jays test positive for Sominex, Ukraine election, poisoned Ukraine leader, Keith Richards, Tommy Douglas wins Greatest Canadian.''''Bush Family New Year's''George Bush celebrates New Years with his family and Darth Cheney.''''Ad Quickies: Meatballs''Mama Lucia's Exploding Meatballs.''''Sister Bessie: Politics This Year''Sister Bessie, Vision TV political correspondent, reviews the year in politics.''''Resolutions: Ben Mulroney''The real Ben Mulroney's New Year's resolution.''''Woman Of Achievement''WWE Diva Trish Stratus is presented the Woman of Achievement award by Ben Mulroney.''''Bush Animation: Alberta Beef ''George Bush talks about eating Alberta Beef.''''Mansbridge Interviews Martin''Peter Mansbridge's year end interview with Prime Minister Paul Martin.''''Resolutions: Colin Mochrie''The real Colin Mochrie New Year's resolution.''''News From Away: Sgro & Stratus ''Jimmy & Shamus talk to Immigration Minister Judy Sgro about stripper-gate.''''Alan Park: Not The Official Story''Alan Park's predictions for 2005.''''Resolutions: Dar Heatherington''Dar Heatherington's New Year's resolution.''''Bin Laden DVD''Osama bin laden releases a new DVD.''''Martin Moments Animation''Paul Martin goes fishing and catches a submarine, goes kite flying and snags a helicopter and goes into the desert and locates a cruise missile.''''Resolutions: Brent Butt''The real Brent Butt New Year's resolution.''''Ad Quickies: Bum Clinic''Bachman laser Bum Clinic.''''Liz & Liza: Year In Review''Liz & Liza's 2004 entertainment year in review.''''Dave Broadfoot: 2004 Year In Review''Dave Broadfoot looks back at the events from 2004.''''News From Away: Update''Jimmy & Shamus report on Canada Post and a new toy called the Robosapien Robot.''''Resolutions: Patrick McKenna''The real Patrick McKenna's New Year's resolution.''''Greek Discusses Olympics''Brian Williams interviews Athens Olympic organizer Nick Shakapopolopolopolis.''''Paul Martin: A Year Of Issues ''Video yearbook highlighting some of Paul Martin's most memorable moments.''''Sue Johanson: New Year's Tips''Sue Johanson's sex tips.''''New Cologne''Cologne for the clumsy at heart.''Resolutions: Dalton McGuinty''''Dalton McGuinty's New Year's resolutions.''''Ad Quickies: Beaver Floss''Improve your beaver's oral hygiene.''''Slot Machine Animation''Four more years...''''Chicken Cannon Target Of 2004''Colonel Stacy takes aim at the Chicken Cannon targets of 2004.moreless - Ep 13Episode 12-1012/3/04
Bush Visits Canada''Paul Martin welcomes George Bush to Canada for the first time.''Aboriginopoly''New lands claim board game for native people.''Thank You News''George Bush goes psycho on Michael Moore. The Thank You News reports on George Bush in Ottawa for flu shot, security for Bush in Canada, mad cow, RCMP hires enforcer for Bush's visit, Bush target for assassination in Columbia, Ralph Klein, Vince Carter, CIBC faxes, Toronto to Rochester Ferry, defective Swiffers, Julia Roberts has twins.''Clarkson Budget Cut''Adrienne Clarkson to down grade her way of life.''Grand Theft Ottawa Animation''Paul Martin goes a driving spree through the streets of Ottawa.''Greatest Canadian Shoulda Been''A couple of Newfoundlanders discuss the final outcome of Greatest Canadian.''Thank You News Update: Berton''Thank You News reports the death of Pierre Berton.''Alan Park: Bush Visit''Alan Park rants about George Bush's first visit to Canada.''Thank You News Update: Kim Campbell''Thank You News reports new portrait of Kim Campbell.''Ukrainian & Translator Interview''Ukrainian opposition leader, Victor Yushechenko has a few translations to get off her chest.''Thank You News Update: BP''The Thank You News reports British Petroleum.''Postal Strike''NHL players take a shot a delivering the mail.''World's Worst Shopping Channel''Just in time for Christmas, the World's Worst Shopping Channel has plenty of gifts to choose from.''Who Has Seen The Bank?''Scrap yard owner talks about all the CIBC faxes he has been receiving. ''Thank You News Update: Relatives''The Thank You News reports on Homeland Security.''moreless - Ep 12Episode 12-0911/26/04
Videopinion: Ukrainian Election''A woman comments on the Ukrainian election.''Headline News''Headline news anchors report on the Chilean Gap, Montreal Expos, Bill Clinton's library, Donald Trump's hair, George Bush gives a token handshake to a number of foreign leaders, latest resignation from Bush cabinet is his family's new terrier.''Parrish Animation''Attack of the 50 Foot Carolyn Parrish.''Divine Soccer''Sports show with experts Cardinal Fiorenzo Angelini and Bishop Luca Collodi, who talk about soccer and act like Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.''Paul Martin Video Postcard''Paul Martin reports on his ten day South America-Africa tour. ''Dave the Cabbie''Dave the Cabbie rants about treatment of Saddam Hussein, new beef border agreement, Paul Martin visiting Moammar Khadafi, Adrienne Clarkson, NBA brawl, Bill Gates and a new video company that produces adult movies featuring married couples. ''Alarmhorse: 24 Sussex''To prepare for a visit by George Bush, 24 Sussex Drive gets a security overhaul.''Headline News Update: Bonhomme''Bonhomme Carnival considers joining a union. ''Conrad Black Animation''Conrad Black's financial tips. ''Not The Official Story With Alan Park''Alan Park comments on Canada's tap water. ''Headline News Update: Madonna''Madonna talks about raising her daughter. ''Gagliano Speaks''Alphonse Gagliano denies having ties to the mob. ''Headline News Update: Judy Sgro''As strippergate unfolds in the House of Commons, Paul Martin is having a good time in the Sudan.''A Royal Minute''The Queen speaks in favour of keeping the fox hunt.''CBC News Sunday''Evan Solomon receives a lap interview from a Romanian stripper. ''Yasser Animation''Yasser Arafat's Rock n' Roll Paradise. ''Confused Philosopher ''Confused Philosopher ponders life's many mysteries.moreless - Ep 11John Morgan: A Life of Laughter11/22/04
Mike at MENSA''Mike from Canmore applies to Mensa.''Half Man / Half Woman''A half-man/half-woman is a guest on the show Medical Mysteries. ''Professor Aphazard: The Science of Tooting''Professor Llewellyn Aphazard gets to the bottom of why the ozone layer is shrinking.''Hooters Restaurant''Gender balanced restaurant, Hooters, hires a hunk. ''Rosie & Floyd Freeze Up''While coping with the ice storms, a Montreal couple has a power struggle of their own. ''The BBC News''A BBC News anchor prepares for his broadcast.''Poetry Reading''While addressing the Canadian Society of Poets, the guest poet discovers mimicry is not the most sincere form of flattery.''Jock McBile''Jock McBile chronicles Jean Chretien's rise to shame. ''Whapper Snapper Moment''On why his injury forced him to quit smoking. ''Mike from Canmore Moment''Mike has a new name for AOL.''John Morgan Moments''A collection of moments featuring John over the years from Canadian Moment to Big Bum Mountie to Jock McBile.''''moreless - Ep 10Episode 12-0811/19/04
Newman News''Don Newman reports on Pierre Pettigrew late for Yasser Arafat's funeral, Tony Blair meets with George Bush, Colin Powell steps down, CBC hires Much Music VJ George Stroumboulopoulos, George Bush plans visit with Paul Martin, Ralph Goodale, Charles Mans turns 70, Conrad Black charged with fraud, sex ed in New Brunswick, death of Ol' Dirty Bastard.''Ralph Klein on Global Warming Animation''Ralph Klein learns the dangers of Global Warming.''Knob of the Week''Ex-liberal loudmouth, Carolyn Parrish is crowned Knob of the Week.''Adopt an American''World Vision Canada makes a plea to for Canadians to adopt an American.''Bob Dylan's Book''Jennifer Hollett speaks to Bob Dylan about his new memoirs.''Short Order Cook: Grey Cup''Molly, the Greasy spoon owner previews the Grey Cup.''Mario Lemieux & Jody Vance''Sportsnet's Jody Vance talks NHL lockout with Mario Lemieux.''Jack Layton on Trans Fat''Jack Layton wants to ban all Trans fat.''Yasser Arafat's Living Will''Yasser Arafat's video is played for friends and family.moreless - Ep 9Episode 12-0711/12/04
Mansbridge National''Peter Mansbridge noodles on the piano while reporting on Mike Danton, fighter plane shoots up school, terrorist funding through Canadian banks, Romanian stripper gets Canadian resident permit, Yassar Arafat's doctor, CBC cutbacks.''McLellan & Parrish''Loose lipped Liberal MP Caroline Parish gets a scolding from Anne McLellan.''Psycho Animation''George Bush goes psycho on Michael Moore.''NHL Player Rep Interviewed''NHL Player rep is laughing all the way to the bank.''Knob of the Week''Bloc Quebecois MP Andre Bellavance received the Knob of the week award for refusing to provide Canadian flags for a Remembrance Day celebration.''Martin Calls Bush''Paul Martin gives George Bush a congratulatory phone call.''Celine Animation''Celine Dion's In Vitro adventures.''Wilson & Simpson''Nancy Wilson lip syncs her way through an interview with pop singer Ashlee Simpson. ''Curmudgeon - Holy Union''A curmudgeon has a few things to say about United Church ministers plan to form a union.''U.S. Election Post Mortem - Cheney''Dick Cheney has a few post election victory thoughts.''Quebec Bar Chat''A couple of beer buddies talk about same sex legislation in Saskatchewan, Greatest Canadian, some Canadian hotels will soon offer sex toys to visitors, France destroys Ivory Coasts entire air force, John Kerry-flu shots.''Not The Official Story With Alan Park''Alan Park comments George Bush's re-election.''Celebrex Explanation''A pharmaceutical executive tries to put a positive spin on the arthritis drug Celebrex.''Parliamentary Asides - Chuck Strahl''Conservative Chuck Strahl explains why he hates the liberal party.moreless - Ep 8Episode 12-Best of #111/7/04
Lockout Corner''The real Ron MacLean takes on the role as Don Cherry in Lockout Corner.''Celine On Plane ''Celine Dion embraces her new position with Air Canada.''Presidential Debate''George Bush and John Kerry go tongue to tongue during their final debate.''Ad Absurdum''Commentary on commercials that people love to hate.''Paul Martin Animation''Paul Martin gets teed off with news about Jean Chretien's golf balls. ''Greek Marathoner Moment''This just in, literally. ''Peter Mansbridge Moment''Peter suggests alternate names for Quebec.''Headline News Moment''Commentary on Canada's diesel submarines.''Clarkson Throne Speech''While reading the throne speech, Adrienne Clarkson announces her tenure has been extended for another year.''MasterCard Subs''New MasterCard commercial targets Canada 's troubled submarines.''Food Issues - Low Carbs''A Health Canada executive claims there is no evidence to support low-car diets.''Parliamentary Asides: Ralph Goodale''Ralph Goodale pontificates on Parliament.''TD Canada Trust''Parody of Toronto Dominion bank commercial.''Bush / Kerry Animation''While on the campaign trail George Bush bumps into John Kerry.''Sketch Compilation''Paul Martin, Molson Merger, Air Canada , Harry Potter.''MUCH Votes''Much Music political host Jennifer Hollett talks bout the celebritization of the US election.''Parliamentary Asides: Paul Martin''Paul Martin reflects on the opening of Parliament.''Wine Gum Commercial''Love in parking lot can be dangerous.''A Bogus Healthcare Summit Moment ''Paul Martin takes issue with Manitoba Premier Gary Doer.''Not The Official Story With Alan Park''Alan Park comments on security post 9/11. ''Sketch Compilation ''Stephen Harper, News Florida slogan, Greatest Canadian.moreless - Ep 7Episode 12-0610/29/04
Bush & Kerry Interviewed ''Paula Zahn interviews John Kerry and George Bush.''Ad Absurdum''Commentary on commercials that people love to hate. ''Craig Oliver's 3-Way''Craig Oliver is joined by Sheila Copps, Justin Trudeau and Dar Heatherington to discuss Nfld Premier Danny Williams, new poppy quarter, Tim Horton's and Sheila Copps.''Sister Bessie: Press Gallery''Vision TV's political analyst Sister Bessie takes aim at the annual press gallery dinner in Ottawa.''Queen & Harry''Pothead Prince Harry must answer to the Queen about his recent troubles.''Klein's Call''Ralph Klein calls an November 22nd election.''The Final Lap, Part 1''George Bush, John Kerry and Ralph Nadar begin their race for the White House.''Rex Murphy: The Greatest Canadian''Rex Murphy counts down the top ten greatest Canadians. ''The Final Lap, Part 2''George Bush and John Kerry conclude their race for the White House.''Thank You News''The Thank You News teams tackles Todd Bertuzzi, daylight savings time, Halloween, Ogopogo monster's flu shot, anti-depressant warning labels, safety helmets at Winnipeg city rinks, Air Canada Centre offers free skating, male fish develops eggs, boy scouts meet Pope.''''moreless - Ep 5Episode 12-0410/15/04
Presidential Debate''George Bush and John Kerry go tongue to tongue during their final debate.''Stock Exchange Report''Review of the top economic news of the week.''Headline News''Headline news talking head report on Canada 's submarines, budget surplus, Civil servant strike, Afghanistan election, Edmonton turns 100, Dar Heatherington, Harry Potter, BBC plans to play Sound Of Music in bunkers in the event of nuclear war.''TD Canada Trust''Parody of Toronto Dominion bank commercial.''World Live Feed News ''World Live Feed News reporter tries to make a news story out of nothing.''Bettman & Goodenow''Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow go tongue to tongue. ''Not The Official Story With Alan Park''Alan Park comments on Afghanistan election, George Bush's wearing radio-receiver during debate, Donald Rumsfeld, rising oil prices, sub shop opens in Baptist church, Vioxx, Cox-2 inhibitors, parking attendants.''Campaigning With George''While on the campaign trail, George Bush comes across John Kerry.''Film Funding Spokesperson''A bureaucrat explains why the government gave funding for a documentary that focuses on the male anatomy.''Kerry Promo''A new movie about presidential candidate John Kerry.''Public Health Officer''Canada's new Chief Public Health Officer talks about Mad Hamster Disease. ''Paul Martin In Russia''Paul Martin shares a moment with Russian President Vladimir Putin.''Atwood on Atwood''Margaret Atwood talks about her first opera.''Martin Visits Chirac''Paul Martin meets with Jacques Chirac.moreless - Ep 4Episode 12-0310/8/04
New $20 Bill''The Bank of Canada unveils a new counterfeit-proof $20 dollar bill.''Network News Teasers #1''CBC, CTV, BBC, and FOX news each have a different take on a car bombing in Iraq. ''Larry & Bush Twins''Jenna and Barbara Bush campaign for dad.''Newman News''Don Newman and his puppet pal, "Little Don" report on X-Prize, Tiger Woods gets married, Tony Blair's heart surgery, Canada opens boarder to 225,000 immigrants, CN Tower protest, Bush/Kerry debate, Ron MacLean hosts CBC Movie Night In Canada, flame retardant in women's breast milk.''Ralph Klein Animation ''A happy Ralph Klein is thrill about the rising oil prices. ''Lockout Corner ''The real Ron MacLean takes on the role as Don Cherry in Lockout Corner. ''Clarkson Throne Speech''Adrienne Clarkson announces her tenure has been extended for another year. ''Network News Teasers #2''CBC, CTV, BBC, and FOX news each have a different take on a car bombing in Iraq.''Not The Official Story With Alan Park''Alan Park comments on Canada 's involvement in the new American Missile Defense Shield.''Celine Dion At Customs''While attempting to get through customs, Celine Dion discovers she is on a no-fly list.''World Watch: Hurricanes Animation''Scientist develop plan to deal with hurricanes.''Parliament Opens ''Paul Martin leaves his MP's laughing. ''Ever Sick ''The never ending repackaging of Star Wars DVD's.''Al Jazeera Canada''The Al Jazeera network announces their fall television schedule.''Network News Teaser #3 ''CBC, CTV, BBC, and FOX news each have a different take on a car bombing in Iraq.''''moreless - Ep 3Episode 12-0210/1/04
The National ''Peter Mansbridge reports on the RCMP's handling of Maher Arar, Mario Dumont's plan to rename province, new Florida motto, new film about Hitler, Ontario grocery stores remove BC coffee.''Much Votes ''Much Music political host Jennifer Hollett talks about the celebritization of the US election. ''Miscast Movies: Arnold Schwarzenegger''Arnold Schwarzenegger auditions for the movie Driving Miss Daisy.''Martha Stewart's Hard Time ''Martha decorates her prison cell.''Bob MacKenzie: Hockey ''Hockey expert Bob "Bobble-Head" Mackenzie discusses the hockey lockout.''Campaigning With George''George Bush Bushism on America's enemies.''Dave The Cabbie ''Dave the Cabbie rants about Montreal Expos leaving Montreal, Adrienne Clarkson's term extended, Canadian government's 86 million dollar handout, Shawn Green, Canadian army on snow removal, Molson merger, Bobby Brown's new reality show, Cancer sniffing dogs, mutual fund investigation. ''Miscast Movies: Liz Taylor ''Liz Taylor auditions for the movie Kill Bill. ''Food Issues: Low Carbs ''The host of a televised food show verbally attacks an expert on low-carb foods. ''Making The Iraqi Cut ''Parody of the CBC hockey show, Making The Cut. ''Not The Official Story With Alan Park''Alan Park comments on Cat Stevens, U.S. Army reserve unit, subway restaurant opens up in Baptist Church, new challenges for Canadians wanting to cross into America and life in post 9/11. ''Hockey Rap Debate ''Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow rap about the NHL strike. ''Miscast Movies: Christopher Lloyd ''Christopher Lloyd auditions for the movie Taxi Driver. ''Saddam Depression Counselling ''Saddam Hussein seeks depression counseling from Tony Soprano's shrink, Dr. Melfi. ''Star Wars DVD Promo''The never ending repackaging of Star Wars DVDs. ''Miscast Movies: Paris Hilton''Paris Hilton auditions for Dances With Wolves.''New Brakes Commercial ''Parody of a Canadian Tire brake commercial. ''Donut Discussion ''Couple discuss how a man gets labeled Toffee.moreless - Ep 2Episode 12-019/24/04
Coach's Corner ''Don and Ron take Coach's Corner to the Toronto film festival.''Celsius 7/11 ''New Michael Moore doc on issues in Canada.''Weather Channel: Hurricane Report ''Weather man struggles to give his report in the middle of a hurricane.''Parliamentary Reflections: Paul Martin ''Paul Martin reflects on the opening of Parliament.''Bush & Kerry Debate''George Bush and John Kerry state their views on different topics.''Thank You News ''Thank You News looks at $18 billion for healthcare, Adrienne Clarkson, Quebec students harvesting marijuana, Republican party in Florida , hurricanes, NHL lockout, U.N. report on world's 50 poorest countries, crime rate drop in America, John Kerry. ''Parliamentary Reflections: Jack Layton''Jack Layton talks about how the liberals will operate as a minority government.''Ad Absurdum''Commentary on commercials that people love to hate.''A Totally Bogus Healthcare Summit Moment''Paul Martin takes issue with premier Gary Doer.''Not The Official Story With Alan Park''Alan Park rants about the sale of Petro-Canada, American president poll, Bush/Kerry's war records, FoxNews, Martha Stewart, Mark Thatcher.''Campaigning With George''George Bush Bushism on OB/GYNs.''Parliamentary Reflections: Ralph Goodale''Ralph Goodale pontificates on Parliament. ''Sportsnet News ''Jody Vance and The Other Guy report on Paul Martin's poor anthem singing, World Cup hockey trophy, hockey lockout, Mike Weir, Kobe Bryant, Greek Olympics in debt, Olympic marathon attacker.''Parliamentary Reflections: Stephen Harper''Stephen Harper demonstrates why he is Canada 's most exciting politician.''Murphy's Law: Olympics''Rex Murphy spins Olympic gold into bronze.''Parliamentary Reflections: Anne McLellan''Anne McLellan's thoughts on the new upcoming Parliamentary Session.''Paul Martin's New Liberals''Paul Martin tries to update his image.''Native Healthcare''Panel discussion on Native Healthcare.''''moreless - Ep 1Season 12 Preview9/17/04
PoliTicks''Topics: Martin meets Bush, News from Away NYE, Clarkson defends spending, Murphy's Law- 3 stars, Short Order Cook, Thank You News, Newman & Belinda, Sandie & Goodale, CBC- Flat Mark, News from Away Saint John and Cabbie- B. Stronach.''Pop Culture ''Topics: Ad Absurdum, Critic- Oscars, Greatest Cdn., Larry King & Michael Jackson , I-Pop, Sister Movie Review, Critic and Thank You News.''AF News Net ''Topics: Sandie & Mad Cow, Bank Spokesperson, Crazy Gene's- Military, Alan Park, Cabbie- Middle East, Wendy Report- NASA, Avian Flu, Freezing National, Cubans come to Cdn., Donut Shop- Flights and Cabbie- Military.''Sports Fix ''Topics: Olympic Preview, Thank You News, Giambi on Steroids, Sports Lawyer, 2 Minute Drill and That's Hockey.''News Tunes ''Topics: Britney & Aaron Brown, Taffi in Saint John, Elton John, Vatican Idol, Cuba Car, Cow Cops, Wendy Report- Celine Dion, Keith Richards, Wendy Report- Alanis, Kenny G-Had, Larry King & Michael Jackson and Britney & George W. Bush.''Life Slices ''Topics: Crazy Gene's Valentine's Day, Confused Philosopher, News From Away, CIBC Commercial, Stankins Diet and Baby Power Washer.''Mega Mix ''One word clips.''''moreless
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