Royal Canadian Air Farce

Season 13 Episode 5

November 25, 2005

Aired Friday 8:00 PM Nov 25, 2005 on CBC
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Episode Summary

November 25, 2005
From Dates Potential dates for upcoming election. Stan's Grey Cup Fun Pack Stan unveils his latest product, the Grey Cup Fun Pack. Bush's Door on Terror Animation George Bush has trouble opening a number of doors. Cold and Flu Encounter While waiting to see a doctor, a woman talks about two-tier health care. Martin & Stronach In Bar A jilted Paul Martin gets dating tips from Belinda Stronach. Driving With Alan Park Topics – New PQ leader, new Toronto slogan, new Taco Bell wrap. Dave The Cabbie Dave the Cabbie rants about Conrad Black, new Xbox 360, Brian Mulroney, Paul Martin assassination attempt, American Thanksgiving, Internet, Federal Public Works. First Nations Summit The Lakota guy speaks at a First Nations Summit. OnStar of David Global positioning service. The Boisclair Incident New Parti Quebecois leader Andre Boisclair talks strategy with a couple of his aides and a plant. Donut Shop - Election Donut shoppers Sam and Charlene discuss the upcoming federal election. Murphy's Law Rex Murphy takes a stab at the absurdities of linguistics. New Gun Laws Justice minister Irwin Colter makes a plea for his new gun law proposal.moreless

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    Alan Park

    Alan Park

    Himself; Andre Boisclair; Tim Hortons Commercial Guy; Peter McKay; Others (2004- )

    Craig Lauzon

    Craig Lauzon

    Stephen Harper; Lakota Guy; George Strombolopolous; Don Cherry; The Dumb NHL Player; Others (2004- )

    Don Ferguson

    Don Ferguson

    Paul Martin; Rex Murphy; Bob Dylan; Confused Philosopher; Lloyd Robertson; Dalton McGuinty; Pierre Trudeau; Ron MacLean; Others

    Jessica Holmes (I)

    Jessica Holmes (I)

    Michael Jackson; Kalan Porter; Terry Leibel; Celine Dion; Belinda Stronach; Britney Spears; Sister Bessie; others (2003- )

    Luba Goy

    Luba Goy

    Sandie Rinaldo; Celine Dion; Adrienne Clarkson; Elizabeth Taylor; The Bingo Lady; Monica Lewinsky; Hillary Clinton; Others

    Roger Abbott

    Roger Abbott

    George W. Bush; Don Cherry; Jean Chretien; Peter Mansbridge; Gilbert Smythe(Bite Me); Ralph Klein; The Pope; Others

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (10)

      • Andre Boisclair: Not to worry, I always tell the truth when I lie.

      • Lady: During flu season, I live by the rule, "Feed a fever, feed a cold." That way I'm right 50 percent of the time.

      • Stan: My Grey Cup Fun Pack costs exactly what the average CFL player makes! $1.38!

      • Rex Murphy: Who decided to spell xenophobia with an X? Was Z busy that day at the zoo? As far as this reporter is concerned, X should only be used in the word x-ray, or on pirate maps to show where the buried treasure is.

      • PQ Member: The referendum question must be carefully worded.
        Andre Boisclair: I've already got it. "Canada, bite me. Oui or non."

      • Dave The Cabbie: The new Xbox 360 is out. One of the games has nothing but car chases, gunfire, and drive-by shootings.
        Passenger: What's it called?
        Dave The Cabbie: "Toronto On A Saturday Night."

      • Alan Park (about Taco Bell's new wrap): It's in the shape of a stop sign. You know what? Take that subliminal message.

      • Belinda Stronach: Isn't it just like an NDP? Sweet talk you, take advantage, then they drop you like a hot two-tier health care plan.

      • Rex Murphy: Meritorious salutations, or as our friends in the hood say, what you lookin' at mofo?

      • Dave The Cabbie: Christmas shopping madness has started. A hot new item is the Conrad Black Calculator. No matter what function you try, it never adds up.

    • NOTES (2)

    • ALLUSIONS (2)

      • Paul Martin: We were like Brad and Angelina.

        Paul Martin compares his "relationship" with Jack Layton to that of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They were dubbed "Brangelina" by the media. They have three adopted children named Maddox, Zahara and Pax and a biological daughter named Shiloh.

      • Dave The Cabbie: Shania Twain has received the Order of Canada. That don't impress me much.

        "That Don't Impress Me Much" is a song by Shania Twain in which she says she will not be impressed by a man just because he is good-looking, acts smart, or has an expensive car.