Royal Pains

Season 1 Episode 7

Crazy Love

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 23, 2009 on USA



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Evan: Hi, there. You looking for somebody? Maybe somebody who knows how to surf without perling?
      Katie: You got me. I like to base my relationships on surfing technique.

    • (Katie earlier referred to Hank as "M.S.G.")
      Hank: What's an M.S.G.?
      Evan: Medical super god.
      Hank: Oh, alright.
      Evan: Miniature sex gimp. Mumbling snow gerbil.
      (Much later, Evan's still guessing what it means.)
      Evan: Macho surfing guru, right? No? Mucus spewing growth.
      (Still, much later...)
      Evan: Medieval slut gatherer. Man seeking guacamole. Manatee...

    • Hank: Oh, okay, so you're gonna take credit for everything that happens in my life post-Brooklyn?
      Evan: Man, a butterfly flaps its wings.

    • Evan: There you are. You want some eggs?
      Hank: No, I don't.
      Evan: That's good,'cause I only made enough for me.

    • Evan: (to Divya) I do billing. You do 'medicine-y' stuff.

    • Evan: Have you ruled out CD?
      Hank: Chronic Duane syndrome?
      Evan: Crappy driving.

    • Evan: If she [Katie] actually had cojones and you saw them when you treated her, you couldn't even tell me, could you?
      Hank: Nope, couldn't. Confidentiality.

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      United Kingdom: June 20, 2010 on Hallmark
      Germany: June 28, 2011 on RTL
      Czech Republic: February 28, 2012 on Universal Channel
      Slovakia: June 20, 2012 on Doma

    • Featured Music:

      "Faster Faster" by The Ivy Walls
      "Let Her Know" by Estate
      "Toe the Line" by The Alternate Routes
      "Waking" by Hayley Taylor
      "I'm Leaving" by Conrad Korsch

  • Allusions

    • Hank: (after seeing the shark in Boris' basement) Right now I feel like I'm living on a Bond villain's property.

      In the 1989 film Licence to Kill, which starred Timothy Dalton as James Bond, Bond tries to avenge the death of his friend CIA agent Felix Leiter, who was thrown into a shark tank owned by the movie's villain, drug lord Franz Sanchez.

    • Evan: Okay there, Highlander. Why don't we just put the knife down?

      Duncan MacLeod (aka The Highlander) is the fictional sword-wielding immortal in the '90s fantasy TV series The Highlander, whose title character was played by Adrian Paul. In the original film version (1986), Christopher Lambert portrayed Duncan's predecessor, Connor MacLeod.

    • Evan: Please tell Zorro here that you performed all the procedures on this bill.

      Zorro, a fictional character featured in written literature and various media, is depicted as a Spanish mask-wearing outlaw whose signature move is leaving a 'Z' mark with his rapier after defeating his opponents.

    • Evan: I really don't want to be thrown in his hedge maze to be gored by a Minotaur or something.

      In Greek mythology, artificer Daedalus constructed a labyrinth for King Minos to entrap a half-man-half-bull creature called the Minotaur.

    • Evan: 'My summer guy'? Isn't that the Judy Blume novel?

      Judy Blume, an American author of numerous children and young adult novels, published the New York Bestseller Summer Sisters in 1998.

    • Hank: What happened in Caracas...
      Divya: Should have stayed in Caracas.

      This is a variation of the popular phrase, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

    • Evan: I have the power!

      When Evan is given a priceless dagger as payment for medical services, he holds the dagger slightly aloft and mutters under his breath, "I have the power!" This is an allusion to the kids show, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe where, in a fantasy realm, a young prince holds aloft a magic sword and becomes the superhero, He-Man.