Royal Pains

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jun 04, 2009 on USA



  • Quotes

    • Evan: Where you going there, bro?
      Hank: Back to the city for some R and R.
      Evan: What if I told you I had two beautiful women in the bathroom right now and they came here just to see you?
      Hank: Yeah, Ev, sure. If that's true, I will stay the rest of the weekend.
      Evan: (clears throat) Ladies, Hank's home. (April and Divya enter) So, you remember April. She's here to thank you for saving her life. And this is Divya. She's here to apply for a job.
      Hank: Uh... (chuckles) Okay, let's go one at a time.