Ruby and the Rockits

Ruby: What about here? What about me? David: What about me? Ruby: (Sighs) You're not listening. David: You're not listening! Ruby: Stop copying me! David: These are my own thoughts... They just happen to sound like yours.

Ruby: What is the matter with you? Since when were you the kind of dad that acts like a dad? David: It was pretty convincing, right? Ruby: What?! David: (Laughing) I loved it when I said I'm gonna start taking names and calling parents.

David: (To Ruby after walking in on a party) This is outrageous! Lucky I stopped by before anything was broken or... impregnated.

Stella Webster: On a scale of 1 to Kimberly's party, this is like an 8. Ruby: (Excitedly) Kimberly's party is legendary! Did she really have a live dolphin in her pool? Stella Webster: Oh yeah, I rode it.

Ben: It's a high school party, what's in it for me? Jordan: Palm! (Ben puts out his palm and Jordan hands him chocolate) Ben: Hmm, chocolate.

Patrick: (To Ruby about the anniversary card) This is very thoughtful of you, as always. (To Ben and Jordan) Boys... nothing, as always. Ben: You didn't marry us.