Ruby and the Rockits

David: (Excitedly, about Ruby) She called me dad! Patrick: I know... David (Less excited) I'm gonna have to talk to her about that...

David: Ruby, I just want you to know that I'm really gonna be there for ya. Ruby: That's great, 'cuz Parent Teacher night is on Wednesday. David: Wednesday? (Makes a face) Wednesdays are bad...

Audie: I can't believe you're up this early. David: Up?! I haven't been to bed yet. How do people live like this?

Ruby: So our high school's the fighting manatees? Aren't manatees docile, passive creatures? Jordan: As is our football team.

Ruby: Ben has the totally right idea. I mean, your video's kind of a downer. Jordan: Of course it's a downer, life is pain woman!

Audie: (Sees Patrick covering his face) What are you doing? Patrick: These are die-hard Rockit fans, Audie. It's only a matter of time before I'm recognized. Woman: (Approaches with a camera) Excuse me, would you mind? Patrick: (Smirks) Not at all... Woman: ...Taking a picture of my husband and me? Audie: Whew! Dodged that bullet.

Audie: Alright everyone, let's give David some time to put his make-up on. David: My make-up is on... Ruby: (After a long pause) I'm really excited to see your show tonight. David: (Sighs) Thanks. And I got your message. I'll see what I can do. Ruby: Cool. Alright, I'll leave you alone so you can get into your stage outfit. David: This is my stage outfit...

Jordan: (To his parents) Ben ruined my video! Ben: Hey, I would argue he took care of that himself.

Patrick: Guess how many SUV's we sold today? Audie: Uh, I don't know... Twelve? Patrick: Twelve?! Nobody sells twelve!

Patrick: You're right, we can't live in the past. I don't want either of you going down this road. Rock stars are selfish, vein creatures. Jordan: You turned out ok. Patrick: (Points to a picture of David) I'm talking about him.

Jordan: We should never have shown him this fan site. Patrick: (Amazed) So I can watch this whenever I want?! Ben: (Annoyed) And we don't even need to be here!

Ruby: David? David: Sorry honey, no autographs. But you can buy one of my t-shirts out front. Ruby: I'm Ruby... I'm your daughter. David: (To his assistant after a long pause) I'm gonna need some rum in that water.