Ruby and the Rockits

Ben: Maybe we should tell mom and dad. Ruby: No! If uncle Patrick finds out that David's blowing me off he will kill him. Jordan: Well, won't you kinda want to kill him? Ruby: Yes, and if your dad does it first I won't be able to.

Jordan: Chicks around here dig me because I'm dark and mysterious. Ruby: Oh, really? Jordan: Yeah, you see I'm kinda... the sexy school vampire. Ruby: That's interesting 'cause the girls call you Bambi. Jordan: Right, because I'm wirey and unpredictable... like a baby deer.

Patrick: (To Ruby) Just remember, when you're on that dance floor and he yells "free style"... Patrick & Audie: Duck and cover.

Ruby: (About David) Besides, he's really excited about this dance. I mean, he even asked if he could wear his cape. Patrick: (To Audie) I knew he had my cape!

Ben: (About Patrick) Oh no, he's showing her a Rockits video. Jordan: Ruby, don't. He'll just get all excited and start gyrating.

Ruby: (To the Gallagher family) I really appreciate you guys taking me in and I love being here. But the sooner you guys start treating me like a normal person the more comfortable I'll be. Jordan: So, you gonna... take a shower now? Ruby: Ok, everybody out!

Audie: I've been the only girl in this house for so long. (Hugs Ruby and begins crying) The boys won't let me hug them unless they're sick.