Morose: I'm Morose. It rhymes with morose.
Ruby: Glad you could make it. Nice dress.
Morose: The pattern is called "The abyss on a dark night in the middle of nowhere".
Ruby: Oh, I must've missed that pattern in the catalogue.
Misery: Reunion's in the backyard.
Morose: Why? WHY?!
Misery: Hmm. More space, I guess.