Malady: So then the doctor said the corn will have to come off the foot. Can you believe that?
Scaredy: No! I cannot!
Malady: The specialist had never seen a corn that long on a toe. There was talk of amputation, but they couldn't find a saw big enough.
Scaredy: (to himself) I will never say "Hello, how are you?" again in my life!
Malady: (while Scaredy is talking) Luckily, it wasn't my foot, it was my tennis elbow. (after Scaredy finishes speaking) Strange since I don't play tennis isn't it. There was talk of amputation, but then how do you amputate an elbow?