(Lipschitz begins crying uncontrollably)
Chuckie: Hey Tommy, I don't think the Lipschitz is a mommy...
Tommy: You don't?
Chuckie: No! I think the Lipschitz is a baby!
Tommy: Let's go play with it!

Big Chuckie (Trying to take his tie off): I'm going to take this thing off!
Big Tommy: Chuckie! NO!
Big Chuckie: Why not?
Big Tommy: Don't you know? Ties is what keeps grownups heads from falling off!

Angelica: Oh, boys! Time to play HOUSE! He-he-he-ha-ha!
Tommy & Chuckie: Aaahh!

Angelica: That's "Boss Angelica" to you!

Tommy: This coffee tastes like mud.
Chuckie: It is mud.

(Angelica, as The Boss, has Tommy and Chuckie go to her office)
Angelica The Boss: (on speaker) Tommy! Chuckie!
Tommy and Chuckie: Yeah?
Angelica The Boss: (on speaker) Go to the Boss's Room right away because I said so!

(Angelica, as a cop with a Southern accent, pulls grown-ups Tommy and Chuckie over and they give Tommy a ticket)
Tommy: Wow! A ticket to go see Reptar On Ice!

Stu: I thought you were a famous psychologist.
Chazz: Nope, I'm just another faceless bureaucrat coming over to pick up his son.

Didi: Dr. Lipschitz knows more about being a mommy than anyone else in the world.

Tommy: There's Reptar Cereal, and Reptar Cereal, and look! Reptar Cereal!
Chuckie (also a "Big People"): Decisions, decisions.

Grandpa: Say "cheese"!
Didi / Stu / Chazz: Cheese!
Dr. Lipschitz: Where?