Rugrats

Big Chuckie (Trying to take his tie off): I'm going to take this thing off! Big Tommy: Chuckie! NO! Big Chuckie: Why not? Big Tommy: Don't you know? Ties is what keeps grownups heads from falling off!

Angelica: Oh, boys! Time to play HOUSE! He-he-he-ha-ha! Tommy & Chuckie: Aaahh!

Angelica: That's "Boss Angelica" to you!

Tommy: This coffee tastes like mud. Chuckie: It is mud.

(Angelica, as The Boss, has Tommy and Chuckie go to her office) Angelica The Boss: (on speaker) Tommy! Chuckie! Tommy and Chuckie: Yeah? Angelica The Boss: (on speaker) Go to the Boss's Room right away because I said so!

(Angelica, as a cop with a Southern accent, pulls grown-ups Tommy and Chuckie over and they give Tommy a ticket) Tommy: Wow! A ticket to go see Reptar On Ice!

Stu: I thought you were a famous psychologist. Chazz: Nope, I'm just another faceless bureaucrat coming over to pick up his son.

Didi: Dr. Lipschitz knows more about being a mommy than anyone else in the world.

Tommy: There's Reptar Cereal, and Reptar Cereal, and look! Reptar Cereal! Chuckie (also a "Big People"): Decisions, decisions.

Grandpa: Say "cheese"! Didi / Stu / Chazz: Cheese! Dr. Lipschitz: Where?