Rugrats

(In a scene from the Dummy Bears film, little Shawna is lying sick on a hospital bed). Shawna: Just make sure you give valentines to the other needy children, Squeaky Bear. It's too late for me. (She coughs). Lou: (Watching film, regardingly) It's too late for me, too. Didi: Shh! Lou: I'm gonna get some candy. (Getting up from seat) I'd rather rot my teeth than sit here and rot my brain.

Angelica: It smells like a baby's room in here! I'm gonna open this window. (Opens window) That's better. Tommy: Too cold! Angelica: Awww, Mama's widdle baby too cold?

(Stu and Didi decide to make up a lullaby for Tommy) Stu: It's your bedtime, champ. Didi: Uh... let's turn out the lamp. Stu: You'll feel better tomorrow! Didi: But this song you can borrow! Stu: Nice, Deed. Didi: Thanks. Stu: If your cheeks are still red, Didi: And there's heat in your head. Stu: Then we'll call up the doctor! Didi: His name's Herman Shockter! Stu: 'cause you're our little boy. Didi: You're our pride and joy. Stu: And we think you're the best... Didi: So good night, get some rest...

(Didi and Stu cradle Tommy, and Angelica, who is Cupid in Tommy's hallucination, notices that he has a grim expression on his face). Angelica: Uh-oh. Maybe he isn't faking it! (Tommy looks even more nauseous, and then...) Tommy: BLAH! (Retches on Angelica) Angelica: (She has green vomit on her stomach) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Falls through space) Drew: (Following Angelica) Wait up, Muffin, you're dripping everywhere! Grandpa: That's my boy!

Woman Leaving the Theater: Worst theater I've ever been to. Man With Her: You're telling me; the popcorn here tastes like soda pop.

Dummi Bear: The Land Without Smiles. Grandpa: The land without brains is more like it!

(The babies make their way out of a romantic film) Lil: I hate kissing movies. Nothing ever happens.

Angelica: I've never seen anybody barf like that! Wow!

Angelica: If you have to ask, you'll never know!