Rugrats

Lil: She won't push us around anymore! Phil: Or steal all our toys! Chuckie: Or make us wear those frilly panties! (the Rugrats stare at Chuckie) I don't want to talk about it.

Charlotte: It's her party and she can cry if she wants to.

Chuckie: You can't have any of those candies, Angelica; they're too dangerous for babies. Angelica: Why? Tommy: 'Cause we'll probably put them in our nose or something.

Chuckie: It may not seem much, Angelica, but it's our world and it's all we know.

Tommy: Your rocket went into outer space! Chuckie: I hate it when that happens.

Grandpa: We can get an old mattress, and an ice box, and it'll be just like the good old days! Stu: Whose good old days?

Tommy: There's only one thing I gotta say before we go out into the unknown -- no pushing.

Phil: Should I open the door now? Tommy: Make it so, number one! Phil: Huh? Tommy: Open the door.

Tommy: C'mon, Chuckie, it's just one small step. Chuckie: Looks more like one giant leap to me.

Tommy: Hey, look! Moon juice! Lil: Moon juice? Phil: (In a subdued, inquisitive tone) Fascinating.

Lil: Makes you look small. Phil: Like a baby or something.

Phil: In space, no one can hear you scream.