Rugrats

Chuckie: Would you like a juice box, Mr. Tommy? Tommy: Why thank you, Mr. Chuckie! Angelica: Oh, brother...

Angelica: Chuckie! I order you to hold your breath! We have to save all the air in here for me!

Angelica: Don't you babies know whenever grown-ups hide stuff, they always hide 'em in the exact same place? Birthday presents, toys, candies, you name it- they only hide 'em in one place. The upstairs closet! Chuckie: The upstairs closet?! That's all the way upstairs! Angelica: No, duh, Chuckie.

Angelica: Good work, Chuckie! Now let's go get some... (Turns doorknob the wrong way) Uh-oh. Chuckie: Get some uh-oh?

Drew: (Taking the chocolates from Angelica) You can't always get what you want. Angelica: He better be kidding.

Angelica: All I need is a "Thank You", and.. oh, yeah, for you to be my slave for the rest of your life.

Phil: She looks like a balloon! Lil: Maybe she can fly! Phil: Maybe we can pop her!

Angelica: Do you always do what I tell you?

Angelica: Everybody knows red-orange goes before orange-red.

Susie: Hey! Leave them little kids alone! Angelica: Who's gonna make me? Susie: Me! Angelica: You and what army? Susie: (Making a fist) Me and this army!