Rugrats

Mr. Friend: Do your homework, study hard, and don't eat food that's cooked in lard.

Mr. Friend: Let's play a game of hide-and-seek. My turn to hide, but don't you peek.

Mr. Friend: Oh boy; a brand new friend to meet! Let's wash our hands before we eat!

Mr. Friend: (Buried under the ground with worms slithering near it) Stay away from squiggly worms; they're full of dirt and yucky ger-r-r-r-r-r-ge-er, germs.

Mr. Friend: Lets all think of happy things and laugh and skip and dance and sing.

Mr. Friend: Rise and shine you sleepy head; it's no fun to stay in bed.

Mr. Friend: A word of caution if you please; don't kiss the cat when it has fleas.

Mr. Friend: You can call me Mr. Friend; you'll never ever be bored again.

Mr. Friend: Hello kiddies; rise and shine; I'm your friend, and you are mine.

Mr. Friend: Mr. Friend says, please be fair; no one gets hurt when you share.

Mr. Friend: Here I am; don't be blue and I will sing a song for you. (Sings "London Bridge is Falling Down" / "Merrily We Roll Along")

Mr. Friend: Obey your parents; stay out of danger; take daily naps; don't talk to strangers.

All Mr. Friends: Hey little pal, it's time to play. We're going to have a happy day.

(Mr. Friend scares Tommy & Chuckie after he malfunctions) Chuckie: What do we do now? Tommy: Do you have to ask? (Both cry)

Stu: I'm not selling out to any giant corporate monolith; not yet, anyway.

Didi: (Thinking the quotes uttered by Mr. Friend aren't very good) Stu, please, I beg of you! Hire a writer!

Chuckie: I saw this movie, King Krong, where he was pushed off the Entire State Building. Tommy: So? Chuckie: So why don't we push him off the Entire State Building? (Tommy, Phil & Lil appear puzzled) Never mind. I don't know why I even try.

(In one of their countless efforts to stop Mr. Friend, the Rugrats bury him, and Chuckie says a little prayer for him) Chuckie: Inkle finkle dinkle doo. Phil & Lil: A-hem!

Lil: (After an army of "Mr. Friends" escapes from the laundry room / factory) This is gonna be one of those days, huh?

Minka: (Encouraging Boris to put on a brave face when watching the movies) Be a mensch and live through it.

Charlotte: It's worse than a hostile takeover, Jonathan; I'm watching my brother-in-law's home movies.

Angelica: "Home movies" are movies that other people don't want to watch. Tommy: But why do they watch home movies? Angelica: They have to; it's the law.

Angelica: It's going to be a laugh! He can't draw his way out of a paper bag! Tommy: Why would he want to?

Chuckie: Tommy, fender of truth, hummus, and the American cheese!

Angelica: Put your monkey where your mouth is!