Rugrats

Tommy: Let's go to grandpa's room and see if it still smells funny! Lil: (To Phil) Last time it smelled like cheese...

Chuckie: A lot of this stuff doesn't make sense, like this green stuff growing out of the ground! Lil: Chuckie! That's grass! Phil: That's always been there. Chuckie: And how about those things up in the sky? (Points at a flock of birds flying overhead) Lil: Those are birds. Chuckie: Call 'em whatever you want to, Dream Lil, but I know there's no way they can stay up in the air like that!

(After putting Chuckie to bed, Chazz sees Stu facing away from him in his house.) Chazz: Stu! I didn't know you were coming over. (Stu turns to face Chazz and we see he has a big nose and goofy eyes!) Stu: (Different voice) I'm not Stu! (Laughs) Chazz: (Waking up) AAAAAAAH!

Angelica: You are so incontinent!

Howard: I'm gonna march right into Mr. MacDougal's office and tell him that there's gonna be some changes around here or I'm walking! Betty: Then what happened? Howard: I woke up. Betty: Howard, you're a pistol.

Phil: You never know another person until you've been in his dreams.

Chazz: Ah, the untroubled sleep of the innocent.

Lil: I wish Tommy was a clown, then we can feed him peanuts! Phil: That's elephants, Lillian. Lil: Oh, yeah.