Rugrats

Tommy: So I got to thinking, there are a lot of reasons why it's good to wear clothes, they keep you warm... Chuckie: Yeah, but Tommy... Tommy: They keep you clean... Chuckie: But Tommy... Tommy: Sometimes they even look nice! Chuckie: But... Tommy: I know Spike's nakie, I know Reptar's nakie, but we're not aminals and we gotta wear clothes! (Tommy jumps in the water of the bathtub while fully clothed) Chuckie: Well, whatever makes you happy!

Betty: What's goin' on here? Philly! Lilly! You're nudists! Didi: Betty! I'm surprised at you, they're just babies, Lipschitz says... Betty: I don't care about what that hippy Lipschitz says Deed, face it! The 60's are over and we lost! So just get with the program alright?! (Storms out)

Didi/Dr. Lipschitz Machine (About the Babies' Nudity): The spontaneous shedding of his or her clothing is a sign to test their environment and explore their personal space.

Lipschitz: Hello, this is Doctor Lipschitz... Didi: Why, hello Doctor Lipschitz! This is... Lipschitz: And thank you for calling the baby talk hotline...

Angelica: Phil? Lil: He's still kinda full from the milk. Angelica: No excuses! Say it! Phil: (Incoherent from too much milk) My name is... my name is... my NAME is... Ooooahh.. (Passes out)

Here we are! At Angelica's club! The secretest club! The secretest club! Here we a-a-are and it's really great to be - ee - ee -ee IN ANGELICA'S CLUB!

Chuckie: Look at me, I'm Chuckie Duckie! When I barf it's really yucky! When I... uhh... I forgotted the rest Angelica Angelica Ugh sit down, just, sit down...

Lil: My name is "Boogery Lil" I give all my boogers to Phil They're yellow and green, if you know what I mean and... and... and Angelica's the best!

Tommy: Silly me, my name is Tommy My diaper smells like old salami I have no hair, but I don't care Waah! I want my mommy!

Tommy: Nakie is fun! Nakie is free! Nakie is...nakie!

Betty: I don't know what kind of baby colony you're running, Deed, but it's time to face facts! The sixties are over and we lost, so get with the program, alright?

Phil: Did you get a new tooth? Tommy: No. Lil: Did you get a new haircut? Tommy: No. Phil: I know! You're buck naked!

Didi: (Seeing Stu with diaper on his head) Take that thing off your head. You're going to give Tommy ideas!