Phil: If you guys live together, you're gonna start fighting all the time.
Tommy: Come on, guys. Me and Chuckie are bestest friends.
Phil: Sure. Now.
Lil: But soon you'll start to bug each other.
Phil: First it's just little things, like forgetting to share a toy.
Lil: But it'll get worse. Everything they do'll bug ya!
Phil: The way they drink their milk.
Lil: Where they roll a ball.
Phil: Where she wears her ribbon in her hair.
Lil: The way he has a stupid ugly duck on his shirt!
Phil: The way her shoes are never tied!
Lil: The way his diaper smells like poop!
Tommy: Guys! Where do you get these crazy ideas?
Chuckie: Yeah. You two live together without any problems.
(Phil and Lil just sigh)