(The parents are still arguing).
Stu: (To Howard) What about the time you borrowed my golf clubs and bent my putter?
(Chaz notices the kids are gone).
Didi: (To Betty) And another thing, Betty--don't forget the time you were supposed to take the kids to--
Chaz: Hey, the kids! Where are the kids?
(The parents bicker again, this time, about losing the kids).
Chaz: (Getting their attention) Look at you! Don't you see what you've done?! While you were insulting each other and bringing up every petty difference from your past, you've forgotten about your children, the most important thing in your insignificant lives! You ought to be ashamed!
(The parents are ashamed because of it).
Howard: Charles is right. Our behavior's been absolutely disgusting. I'm a failure and I've let everybody down while I should be--
Betty: Yeah, yeah. Whine later, ya' little man. We gotta find the kids!
(The parents begin their search).