Rugrats

Didi: (Getting her glasses back and seeing Grandpa) Yikes! Pop, take that ridiculous thing off! Grandpa: Okay... say! Where's the ballet? Didi: (Sees herself, and turns red) Ohh... I'll go change!

Tommy: Let's go to Mirrorland! Chuckie: Well... we can't! Tommy: Why not? Chuckie: Well... look! It's because there's always a mirror boy in the way! Tommy: (Looking at his reflection) Nah... he doesn't look so big!

Prudence: Now get outta here! (Pause) What are you waitin' for?! Tommy: We're waiting for you to take your foot out of our bucket.

Belinda: That Tommy, he's not like other babies. Chuckie: Nope, I met Tommy for the very first time when he was 8 days old. I don't remember what happened during his first 8 days, but what he doesn't like to see is other people being pushed around.

Prudence: How old are you? Tommy: One. Prudence: If you want to live to be one-and-a-half, you better git!

Belinda: "The Junk Food Kid", the meanest toddler in town. Everyone's afraid of "The Kid".

Oceanographer: (Sounds similar to Jacques Cousteau) My crew and I search the ocean waters for Neptune's most prized trasure -- the lost city of Atlantis. (Pause as Didi knocks on door) Unfortunately, all we found were old beer cans and the remnants of an outboard motor.

Didi: Those kids can be a handful sometimes, but they're so adorable.

Lil: I bet they made it. Phil: Did not! Lil: Did, too! Phil: Did not! Lil: If they didn't make it, then how come they're not BACK, PHIL-IP! Phil: Maybe the got lost in the dirty clothes hamper, LILL-I-AN!