Rugrats

Chuckie: Maybe the broomer doesn't want to hurt Spike at all. Lil: Yeah. Maybe Spike's just being a baby.

Didi: (On a stair-climbing exercise machine) Aah! Stu, stop this crazy thing!!

Lisa: (Crying) I'll have to go back to Old Country and peel potatoes. Didi: Will a nice tip help? Lisa: (No longer crying; after a brief pause, using a normal English accent) It's a start. Didi: Gasp!

Captain Blasto: Who will be my volunteer for this episode? Stu and Drew: Me! Me! Me! Me! Blasto: (Muttering) A younger volunteer. Angelica: ME! ME! ME! ME! Blasto: (Muttering again) That's more like it.

Captain Blasto: While stars above are burning bright, No evil villain can escape my might, Whether morning, noon, or dead of night, It's Captain Blasto, wrong or right!

Angelica: It was fun, if you like old, fat guys who wear their underwear on the outside!

(After Angelica sees Chuckie in his superhero uniform, which consists of a sock (For his head, with holes cut out for eyes), a towel (As a cape), galoshes, and Didi's swimsuit (Over his shirt and shorts)) Angelica: You? A superhero? You just looked like you fell into a laundry basket!

Chuckie: While stars above are burning blight, No evil villain can escape my might, Whether morning, moon, or bread of night, It's Captain Chuckie, wrong or right!

Grandpa: Could you put it on "pause"?