Rugrats

Dr. Hogie Doozer: I may be young, Mrs. Pickles, but I know a broken leg when I see one! Nurse: Dr. Doozer, your chocolate milk. Dr. Hogie Doozer: Thank you. (Sips on his milk through a straw while sitting on a pile of books under his desk)

(the doorbell buzzes.) Didi: (opening the door) Drew, what are you doing back so soon? Drew: We had to come back. Charlotte got a little run-in with a kayak. Didi: You mean... Drew: (whispers) Broken leg. (cut to Charlotte with her broken at her room while holding a buzzer that buzzes.)

(Stu has just went to a lot of trouble getting and making chocolate pudding for Angelica at 4:00 AM). Stu: Here's your pudding, Angelica. Angelica: Oh that's OK, Stu. I'm not hungry anymore. (We cut to outside as we hear Stu's trademark scream).

Tommy: NO! I wish something really bad would happen to Angelica! Something so bad... so bad... so bad I can't even think of it yet! I wish... I wish... I WISH! (There is a large flash of lightning, the kids run away) Lou: (Looking at a bug zapper) That mosquito must've been the size of a B-52!

Tommy: I call it "3 Babies and a Guitar". Angelica: Do you know what I call it? (Kicks blocks) A mess!

Didi: I love Stu, but sometimes he couldn't find his nose with his finger.

Lil: She should've turned into worms! Phil: Or bat drool! Phil & Lil: Or worms and bat drool!

Grandpa: Read my clips! No new branches!

Stu: I'll have it fixed up faster than you can say "Hokey Pokey"! Drew: Hokey pokey.

Stu: I call it "Angelica Descending A Staircase". Drew: I call it a mess.

Tommy: Be careful what you wish for; it might come true!

Stu: I just can't get this hippo-copter to fly. Didi: Stu, if hippos were meant to fly, they wouldn't weigh three-thousand pounds.

Chuckie: Why me? Why always me?

Chuckie: (When the statue of Angelica is placed on him) Even as a rock she makes my life miserable.

Didi: Stu, what are you doing? Stu: Making chocolate pudding. Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding? Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.