Rules of Engagement

CBS (ended 2013)




Episode Guide

    • Cooking Class
      Season 7 - Episode 9

      Audrey and Jeff decide to join take a cooking class that Jennifer and Adam are currently taking, but it becomes a problem after Jennifer makes an unkind to remark of up to about her cooking. Timmy has a problem with the Russell's new girlfriend.

    • Role Play
      Season 7 - Episode 7

      Jeff tries to see if he and Audrey can possibly sneak into there favorite restaurant hoping they can overlook that Jeff neglected to make a reservation.

    • Cupcake
      Season 7 - Episode 4

      Jeff gets ill after sticking to his diet. Timmy and Russell's date goes bad after meeting the mother.

    • Unpleasant Surprises
      Season 7 - Episode 10

      Adam thinks he will get a surprise party but Jennifer makes sure it will happen after it wasn’t going to happen. Jennifer paints a mural for Audrey & Jeff that is quite different.


    • Baby Talk
      Season 7 - Episode 6

      Jeff feels Audrey is bonding to much with the baby and less with him. Russell gets in trouble for copying an article.

    • Dad's Visit
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      Jeff's dad drops by hoping to be treated like a king by Audrey. His visit hits a snag due an accident. Russell can't get his date to leave.
    • Fountain of Youth
      Season 7 - Episode 5

      Jeff and Audrey visit old friends in Syracuse for the weekend, expecting to party. Adam spends a lot of time with his bird, trying to teach it a trick and annoying Jennifer. Timmy tricks Russell into volunteering at a nursing home.

    • Cats and Dogs
      Season 7 - Episode 3

      Liz wants to have baby but who she asks for help may shock Jeff and Audrey. Jeff coaches Timmy to take an unusual step to date a co-worker. Adam fumbles a special delivery that Jen has been expecting.

    • Missed Connections
      Season 6 - Episode 11

      Timmy tries to track down a woman he connected with on the subway. When acquaintances blow off a get-together, Audrey and Jeff blame each other.

    • After the Lovin
      Season 6 - Episode 10

      Audrey hopes to use sex as a way of getting what she wants easier; Timmy and Russell try to launch a new soup spoon on the market through a commercial.

    • The Set Up
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      Russell finds Timmy has a sister and wants to date her. Audrey and Jeff play match maker for their neighbor Liz.
    • The Power Couple
      Season 5 - Episode 23
      Russell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why to Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn't like the idea that Audrey is making almost the same amount of money as he does.
    • Audrey Is Dumb
      Season 6 - Episode 3

      Audrey is facing throat surgery which will give Jeff a little peace and quiet for a while. Timmy learns in an odd way how he will get a raise.

    • Scavenger Hunt
      Season 6 - Episode 8

      Jeff has a unique way of showing Audrey that he is putting some effort into improving their relationship by sending his wife on a scavenger hunt that may not have the results that Jeff intended the hunt to have.

      Adam may have a difficult time convincing Russell that Jennifer has a sex tape.

    • Poaching Timmy
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      As Timmy grows tired of Russell's orders, Audrey hopes to steal Timmy from Russell.

      Jeff tries to create how the Giants won a game and Adam tries to convince Jennifer to go camping with him.
    • House Money
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      Jeff and Audrey have a night out and try to get out of paying $1500. Adam gets upset when Jennifer lists Audrey has her emergency contact after not trusting Adam to be able to keep up with a cell phone.
    • The Bank
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes his own mistakes. Russell uses Timmy's computer to send a dirty e-mail to a girl in the office that Timmy likes, thinking he's helping out.moreless
    • The Reunion
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      Audrey & Jeff head to Nebraska for Audrey's twentieth reunion and Audrey is on a mission to show everyone her great life. Timmy invites Russell to his dinner party and Russell spoils everyone's good time.
    • 100th
      Season 7 - Episode 13

      Brenda has her baby,Jennifer and Adam wed. Russell and Timmy try to mend their working relationship and Jeff gets a surprise from Audrey

    • Family Style
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      When other people eat from Jeff's plate, he gets irritated and ends up causing a fight with another couple. Russell sends Timmy to therapy in his place.
    • Anniversary Chicken
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.
    • Jeff Day
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by.
      Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.
    • Meat Wars
      Season 6 - Episode 13

      Adam feels left out because Jeff wants to be by himself. Audrey and Jen go to a Bon Jovi concert.

    • Mannequin Head Ball
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      Jeff asks Adam to help him clean the building that was to be used for Audrey's cookie selling job; Jeff & Adam make up a game to reduce stress. Timmy & Russell take their dates to an art museum.
    • Bros Before Nodes
      Season 6 - Episode 2

      Russell hopes he won't have to worry about his father's approval after meeting Liz. Jeff ignores Audrey's feelings because he is hoping the guy's weekend will not get cancelled. Adam has new friend to drive crazy.

    • Dirty Talk
      Season 6 - Episode 1

      Russell will have to try to figure out how to tell liz he wants adivorce Liz has other ideas, in order to get his appetite for sex fulfilled Jeff goes in length to get Audrey interested.

    • Timmy Quits
      Season 7 - Episode 11

      Jeff discovers that an old girlfriend still loves him even after that he sets out to prove to Audrey that she never was in love with him to begin with. Timmy decides to quit after learning he has been tracked by Russell put a chip in to Timmy.

    • Audrey's Shower
      Season 6 - Episode 15

      Jennifer may regret deciding to throw Audrey's shower after she puts the wrong date of the shower on the invitation. Jeff takes an instant liking to Brenda's clothes for some reason. Russell does something drastic by giving up on dating women hoping to accomplish things.

    • 3rd Wheel
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      Audrey lies to her friend Liz telling her that she is on the short list of women Jeff would sleep with if Audrey were not in his life. Russell and Timmy discuss volunteering for a local organization and Jen is dieting.
    • Uh-Oh It's Magic
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      Russell is busy looking for his date after Criss Angel makes her disappear on stage. Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret. Adam feels less manly when Jen bypasses him and turns to the building superintendent to get handyman tasks done.
    • Snoozin for a Bruisin'
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      When Jeff and Audrey change sides of the bed, Audrey ends up in the hospital. Russell has Timmy standing in line for a new phone and Timmy shares his stories. Adam and Jen have problems with the neighbor upstairs.
    • Taking Names
      Season 7 - Episode 2

      Jeff and Audrey pick names for the baby in a strange way, Adam may regret spending a lot of money on a bike and gear.

    • Singing and Dancing
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      Timmy wants to join a sinning group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbor.
    • A big Bust
      Season 6 - Episode 9

      Audrey believes her maid needs an operation to correct the limp she has to be able to walk better, thinking she is doing the right thing Audrey asks her neighbors to contribute to the cause not having any idea what the money is really intended for.

    • Rug-Of-War
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      Jeff and Audrey have Timmy help them shop for a new rug and go to an international adoption fair. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer—who've been given their old rug—try to get past the fact that Jeff and Audrey have had sex on it, and Russell tries to cope with Timmy's absence from the office.moreless
    • The Challenge
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      Is it easier to have a woman Single, Married, or Engaged? Russell tests Jeff and Adam to find out.
    • Handy Man
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      Audrey tries to spice up her sex life with Jeff when she discovers he is taking matters into his own hands. Russell invites Timmy on a trip to Miami without telling Timmy he has difficulty flying.
    • Refusing to Budget
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      Timmy teaches Russell how to budget after all his utilities are turned off. Audrey agrees to mentor a girl looking to break into publishing, despite no longer working at a magazine. Jeff offers Adam advice on how to get Jennifer to stop cracking her knuckles.
    • Indian Giver
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      Audrey is shocked to find Jeff liking her favorite reality show until she finds out the reason. Russell is happy that Timmy may have cold feet about getting married.
    • The Jeff Photo
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      An old photo at an art gallery causes Jeff to consider making changes in his life. Russell can't seem to get out of his dating slump that is until someone familiar revives it.
    • Liz Moves In
      Season 7 - Episode 1

      Liz causes problems with Audrey and Jeff when Audrey has trouble getting Jeff to agree with her. Adam and Timmy have a ping pong match to see how good or bad the rest of the gang is.

    • Goodbye Dolly
      Season 6 - Episode 14

      Audrey has an odd way to get ready for motherhood she constantly breaks and fixes a doll. Jeff doesn't like who Brenda dates.

    • Old Timer's Day
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      After Jeff falls asleep while watching a movie with Audrey, he tries to convince her that he is still young. This backfires when he injures himself while playing baseball. Jennifer and Adam must find a way to deal with her going off the pill.
    • Les-Bro
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      Jeff and Audrey finally feel they have found the right surrogate. Russell's mom, Bunny pays a visit.
    • Twice
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      Audrey accidently implies to her boss that she is pregnant and then decides she likes the special treatment. She then tries to get Jeff on board to help her really become pregnant. When Jennifer's Amish friend visits, Russell takes him out on the town for his Rumspringa.
    • Nature Calls
      Season 6 - Episode 4

      Everyone gets roped into taking a trip to see fall foliage and find it's worse than they imagined. Russell decides that maybe he wants to stay married to Liz but she gets her eyes set on something new.

    • Voluntary Commitment
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.
    • Double Down
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      Jeff and Audrey get a surprise that their family may soon double in size. Russell in his latest scheme to date a girl decides to throw a party Ford Timmy who recently became a citizen, now the question is will the party have the desired effect for Russell?
    • Zygote
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      Jeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.
    • A Wee Problem
      Season 7 - Episode 12

      Jeff causes a problem for Brenda after she laughs due to the baby on the way. Timmy likes his boss and Russell  has trouble  with his  assistant.



    • The Chair
      Season 6 - Episode 7

      A battle of will ensues when Audrey won't admit she hates an armchair that Jeff pretends he loves.

    • May Divorce Be With You
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      Audrey invites a friend, whose marriage is falling a part, to stay with them for a few days. Russell meets a woman from New Jersey thinking that it will be easier "to love and leave her"; only her over protective family has different thoughts.
    • The Score
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      Jeff really can't stand not knowing the score of the NY Rangers game and has to try hard to get the game off his mind while at a party for Audrey's boss.

      Russell is mad at Timmy because he doesn't root for the home team.
    • Baked
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      Audrey hopes to start her own cookie business after having recently left her previous job, Timmy tries to fit in with the guys.
    • Cheating
      Season 6 - Episode 6

      Jeff tries to cheat on his new diet after being diagnosed with high cholesterol he enlists Brenda's help in making sure Audrey doesn't find out. Russell may have a lot of trouble trying to keep up with his college intern recently hired to work at the office on the local party circuit.

    • The Five Things
      Season 6 - Episode 12

      Jeff has difficulty coming up with five nice things to say about Audrey. Russell tells Timmy to sing a song for the woman he's fallen in love with in hopes of getting to go out on a date. Jennifer and Adam are shot when they don't get their own bank statements in the mail but instead they receive Jeff and Audrey's bank statement for some reason.

    • Russell's Father's Son
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      Russell's father, who is also is his boss, comes for a visit and appears to like Adam more than Russell. He asks Adam to appear in a promotional video as his son, Russell.

      When Jen and Adam bust the sink in the bathroom, Audrey offers them the use of her bathroom. Audrey becomes frustrated with Jen and Adam's messiness and Jeff tries to get Audrey to talk to them about it.moreless
    • Beating The System
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      Jeff and Audrey are in for a big change when Brenda finds out she is pregnant. Timmy is Adam and Jennifer's wedding planner.
    • Jeff's New Friend
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      Jeff learns a secret about his friend he just met and Russell could be dating a soon to be family member.
    • Play Ball
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      Audrey is unhappy at her job and wants to quit. Allison wants Timmy to take things slow in their relationship.
    • The Home Stretch
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      Jeff loves Audrey's sensual behavior following pilates sessions, but worries when he meets her instructor. Jennifer learns Adam's "football days" were actually spent cheerleading. Russell and Timmy spar over a waitress at the diner.
    • Little Bummer Boy
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      Russell turns Adam's romantic coupon book to Jennifer around on him and tries to demean Timmy by making him wear an elf costume. Audrey uses Jeff's office Christmas party to try to prove she's the 'funny one' of the couple.
    • The Birthday Deal
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      When it's time to plan a party for Jeff's birthday, everyone gets involved. But Audrey is spending a little too much time on planning the party, which makes Jeff unhappy. Although Jeff won't reveal what he usually gets in the annual birthday deal, Adam brings up the subject with Jennifer and is then worried when Jennifer not only agrees to give him a birthday deal, but announces she wants to get one in return. Meanwhile, Russell is obsessed with trying to figure out what Jeff's birthday present really is.moreless
    • Fun Run
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      Jeff has trouble asking people in his office to donate to the 10K charity run Audrey will be in after he's told them he's done with their endless appeals for contributions. A girl seems to be using all the blow-off tactics on Russell that he typically uses on girls himself.
    • Game On
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      Audrey gets a promotion, but when she tells Jeff, he doesn't seem excited about it, because one of "his" teams lost. Jeff invites her to another game to make things right. Adam buys a new videogame, and he and Russell can't stop playing it, until Jennifer discuss with Adam about him spending a lot on stuff for himself.moreless
    • The Big Picture
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      Russell is forced to move into Timmy's apartment after his mother cuts him off. Jeff gets help from Audrey in order to get a raise at work.
    • Young and the Restless
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try. Jennifer is mad at Adam beacuse thier bed was bought with his ex. Later, Adam feels the same, except that Jennifer, talking about her exs, said "ALL of them". Russell has a new date, but he lies about his age... big time!moreless
    • Atlantic City
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      Jeff plans on going to Atlantic City for a bachelor party, only does not change those plans when the party is canceled. Audrey is keeping a secret of her own from Jeff.
    • Free Free Time
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      When Audrey's plans fall through, Jeff finds her new plans so he can get some alone time. Only the new plans interfere with his alone time and he goes to drastic measures to find another place to be alone. Russell finds out that Timmy is harboring some ill feelings toward him.moreless
    • Lyin' King
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      Jeff and Audrey don't want to go to Jennifer and Adam's party because the party they are going to has a special guest. Timmy has to keep an eye on Russell.
    • Catering
      Season 7 - Episode 8

      Brenda asks Audrey and Jeff to help Cater an event but Jeff is the hit of the party.

    • Hard Day's Night
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      Jeff is in trouble. He doesn't knows how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" while Jennifer was giving him a massage for thanking him for helping her move her couch. Now, Jeff must face Audrey.
    • Buyer's Remorse
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      Adam and Jennifer become aware of an apartment in the building that they can buy. Jeff and Audrey agree to support them to the board, only they both have run ins with a board member. Jeff has found it increasingly difficult not to purchase items from the children of his co-workers. Kerry, one of Russell's one niters begins working at their favorite diner.moreless
    • Jen at Work
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      Adam wants Russell to agree to hire Jen to design an ad campaign for one of their clients. He will not listen to Russell and Jeff when they tell him that this is not a good idea. When Audrey shares the fertility issues with Jen, she gives them a gift to help bring them luck.moreless
    • Flirting
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      Jeff listens to Russell about a co-worker and finds himself in trouble. Timmy is sent to get Russell's phone from the apartment of his most recent conquest.
    • Harassment
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      Audrey's work life is disrupted by a new employee, who files a sexual harassment suit against her. Timmy challenges Jeff to a game of cricket.
    • Fix-up & Downs
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      Audrey and Jennifer decide to do some match making, yet the effects hit closer to home when Adam and Jeff get involved. Russell runs into a woman in Adam and Jeff's building and decides he is in love with her. He spends a lot of time hanging around the building trying to run into her again.moreless
    • Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      Married couple Jeff and Audrey have just learned their next door neighbor, Jennifer, has become engaged to her boyfriend, Adam. But when Jeff tries to give Adam advice, he develops doubt about the impending engagement. Meanwhile, Jennifer fixes up Adam's best friend, Russell, because she believes the right woman could change his habit of being a serial dater. Meanwhile, Jeff inadvertently starts a fight between Audrey and himself about an old bicycle.moreless
    • Surro-gate
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      Jeff witnesses a disturbing scene with Pam, their new surrogate, and enlists the help of Adam, Jen and Timmy to prevent a disastrous situation.
    • Optimal Male
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      Jeff becomes obsessed to lose a few pounds so he can qualify for a better rate on his life insurance. Adam happens to see an ex-girlfriend, Jennifer becomes very jealous.
    • A Visit from Fay
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      When Adam’s mother comes for a visit, Jennifer is in for the surprise of her life. She learns things about her soon to be mother in law that concerns her. Jeff and Audrey must find other ways to entertain themselves when the satellite goes out and they have nothing to watch on TV.moreless
    • Time Share
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      Jennifer and Adam decide to go on a trip with Jeff and Audrey but may have wished they had stayed home when they find out the reason they took the trip.
    • Ghost Story
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      When Audrey sees her grandmother's ghost, Jeff tells her that he does not believe her. Russell is upset that Timmy is getting married and even more so because it is an arranged marriage.
    • Russell's Secret
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      Russell is a big fan of musicals Can Audrey get free tickets by keeping the secret? Adam and Jennifer learn how to dance before the wedding.
    • Shy Dial
      Season 6 - Episode 5

      Jeff has found a way to talk to his wife without having to physically talking to his wife through an app on his phone by telling her what ever he wants by having his voicemail go straight to her voicemail.

      Adam has a salesman come to his defense after his friends pick on him for some bad choice in picking his clothes.

    • Old School Jeff
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      Jeff has a rare opportunity to have a night with the guys rather than go to a wedding. Will Audrey’s fear about Jeff come true?
    • The Surrogate
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      Audrey is overbearing with a potential surrogate mother for her and Jeff. Russell finds Jennifer and Adam's wedding web site and teases them about it.
    • Engagement Party
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      Jennifer and Adam decide to let Audrey give them an Engagement party so they can get new items for their home. Only things get much more complicated when Jeff finds out. Barbara returns to town with news that could make Russell very happy.
    • They Do?
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding which is complicated by unplanned events. Adam tells Russell and Timmy he is staging an intervention for Jeff in an attempt to keep the ceremony a secret.
    • Bag Ladies
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      Jeff wants to spice up his sex life with Audrey. Russell has a new girl he is dating and knows nothing about. Jennifer buys Adam a present that causes him a lot of embarrassment with the guys.
    • Mr. Fix It
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      Jeff finds himself in trouble when he tries to fix an issue Audrey is having with one of their neighbours. On the other hand, Jennifer and Adam realise that sex tapes is something that "amateurs" shouldn't try ... and understand that imagination is often better than pictures !
    • Guy Code
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      Audrey gets a lesson about the 'guy code' when Jeff shares a secret about a new friend.
    • Kids
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend. Jeff and Audrey look into having children. While Russell runs into an older woman from his past, Constance and decides that he want to show her his physical prowess.
    • Pimp My Bride
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      Russell tries another approach to get the girl. Will using his apartment for a photo shoot seal the deal? Also Adam and Jennifer have a wedding date picked.
    • Unaired Pilot
      When Jeff and Audrey give advices to the newly engaged Jennifer and Chris, it inadvertently set off a series of fights between Jeff and Audrey.
    • Flirting
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.moreless
    • The Four Pillars
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      Jeff goes to a therapist at Audrey's insistunce and Russell falls in love with Timmy's bride to be.
    • Jeff's Wooby
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she stars to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her. Russell thinks he's got the perfect girl when she keeps making sexy comments but he thinks differently when he realizes she's not doing it on purpose.moreless
    • The Last of the Red Hat Lovers
      Season 5 - Episode 24
      Russell gets a surprise while on a cruise; Timmy may not be of any help to Jennifer and Adam who are having a fight.
    • Audrey's Sister
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      With Audrey's sister, Barbara, having problems in her marriage, the only thing she doesn't need is a man who would trick her to try and get her to sleep with him. But, sadly, in Audrey's life there is a man just like this. During this episode, Russell will try everything to get a one night stand with Audrey's sister.moreless
    • Sex Toy Story
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      After Audrey goes to Jennifer's toy party, Jeff tries to spice up their life in the bedroom thinking she is bored. Russell pretends to be married in order to have sex with a beautiful young woman.