Rurouni Kenshin

Kenshin: Charging attacks from light people aren't very effective, so even if you hit... Misao: I was just trying to gauge my opponent! Next time I'll be serious, you might die!

Misao: Did your wife run away from you? Kenshin: I'm not married! Miaso: It's a joke, just a joke.

Kenshin: It's about time you forgot about your own feelings, for the sake of your own happiness. (Flashback of Kaoru)

Kenshin: She is no ordinary girl, but you can tell that by the way she dresses. Misao: Whatcha staring at?!

Misao: You're telling me to forget Aoshi?! The reason I'm searching for him is because there is no way I cant forget about him!! How is forgetting about the one person you care for the most in the entire world every supposed to make you happy?!

Kenshin: I've just had so many battles on river-beds and bridges that I've just gotten sick and tired of them. It's actually a simple matter to destroy a bridge like that one, as long as all the weight is concentrated in the center.

Misao: What was that.. ?!? STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH ME YOU BIG JEEERK!! I'm asking you nicely to tell me where Lord Aoshi is!!!

Misao: What?! Do I have bad breath or something, you illegal, sword-carrying, dumb, red-headed, long haired jerk! You cross-shaped-scar-faced weirdo! And you have lousy taste in kimono, by the way! Kenshin: While I enjoy your 'colorful nicknames', my real name is Kenshin Himura. It might be best to call me by that. Misao: If I call you by your real name, will you tell me about the guys in the Oni-Waban Group? Kenshin: No, because that is a completely different story that it is.

Misao: Get back here ya jerk!!! Kenshin: The rain has stopped that it has!!